words in movies
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Ross: (deadpan) Yes I am.
Phoebe: (deadpan) And?
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.