words in movies
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Ross: (deadpan) Yes I am.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Phoebe: (deadpan) And?
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?