words in movies
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Ross: (deadpan) Yes I am.
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Phoebe: (deadpan) And?
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?