words in movies
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Ross: (deadpan) Yes I am.
Phoebe: (deadpan) And?
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)