words in movies
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Phoebe: (deadpan) And?
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Ross: (deadpan) Yes I am.
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.