words in movies
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Ross: (deadpan) Yes I am.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Phoebe: (deadpan) And?
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?