words in movies
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Ross: (deadpan) Yes I am.
Phoebe: (deadpan) And?
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?