words in movies
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
Ross: (deadpan) Yes I am.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?
Phoebe: (deadpan) And?
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.