words in movies
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Phoebe: (deadpan) And?
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?
Ross: (deadpan) Yes I am.
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.