words in movies
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Ross: (deadpan) Yes I am.
Phoebe: (deadpan) And?
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.