words in movies
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Ross: (deadpan) Yes I am.
Phoebe: (deadpan) And?
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.