words in movies
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?
Ross: (deadpan) Yes I am.
Phoebe: (deadpan) And?
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)