words in movies
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Ross: (deadpan) Yes I am.
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Phoebe: (deadpan) And?
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.