words in movies
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Ross: (deadpan) Yes I am.
Phoebe: (deadpan) And?
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.