words in movies
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Ross: (deadpan) Yes I am.
Phoebe: (deadpan) And?
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.