words in movies
Male Jeweler: Okay. (Holds out the ring, deadpan.) Will you marry me?
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Chandler: (deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that.
Chandler: (laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Ross: (deadpan) Well, Im going to take off. (To Chandler) Congratulations man.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Ross: (deadpan) Yes I am.
Phoebe: (deadpan) Come on Ross. Were sorry. Please tell us what it is.
Phoebe: (deadpan) And?
Rachel: (deadpan) Yes, the hard part is truly over.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Phoebe: (shocked) What?! (deadpan) Why bother?
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, and we're very excited about it.
Ross: (deadpan) Please be kidding.
Chandler: (deadpan) Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
(Bobby looks on, deadpan.)