words in movies
Monica: No, they gave us glasses with lipstick on them! I mean, if they didn't change the glasses, who knows what else they didn't change. (He glares at her.) Come on sweetie, I just want this weekend to be perfect, I mean we can change rooms, can't we?
Rachel: Ohh, out, oh God, I don't know why we didn't think to check there!
Ross: Okay, I didn't know you would say that.
Chandler: Well, I-I just didn't think it was funny sir.
Phoebe: No you didn't!
Ursula: Wow! Didn't she die like five years ago?
Ross: Well, maybe he just didn't want to hurt your feelings.
Joey: Estelle said I didn't get it. (Sits down next to Rachel on the couch.)
Chandler: I'm telling you, she gives the worst massages ever!! Okay, it was like she was torturing me for information. And I wanted to give it up I justI didn't know what it was!
Joey: Well I didn't tell them!
Joey: (with his mouthful) Hey, I didn't stalk her. I mean (he sprays Phoebe with crumbs)
ROSS: Well pal, you didn't give me much of a choice. [flicks the ends of the big bully's tie]
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
PHOEBE: You just abandoned your whole belief system. I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. How, how, how are you going to go into work tomorrow? How, how are you going to face the other science guys? How, how are you going to face yourself? Oh! That was fun. So who's hungry?
Chandler: I didn't know you were taking a class. That is so cool.
Rachel: Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react.
Ross: What? What? What?! You guys knew? (Joey and Rachel backup against the door.) You all knew and you didn't tell me?!!
Chandler: No, I didn't misunderstand, okay? She was all over me! She touched my bicep for crying out loud!
Chandler: I didn't think I was!
Rachel: Ross, didn't you say that there was an elevator in here?
Rachel: Be-because I didn't want him to think I was stupid! I mean, that was really embarrassing what happened to you!
MICH: Monica told you I was cuter that this, didn't she?
Phoebe: Wow! I didn't see that coming! You're-you're asking me out!
Ross: You sang Baby Got Back didn't you?
Rachel: Well, I didn't know what else to do!
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Monica: You didn't!
(Joey laughs then realizes the trick didn't work when Chandler hands him his card back.)
Ross: Okay, I've got to go pick up Ben but I-I will figure something out. (He opens the door and stops.) Hey, didn't he used to have a cat?
Chandler: You built a fort didn't ya?
Monica: You got a callback too didn't you?
Nancy: I thought you didn't smoke.
Ross: Yes!! I knew it!! (To the people who didn't make it.) Bye-bye! So long! Later!
Kim: Rachel didn't you just light that?
Kim: Yeah. That didn't work out.
Kim: No. No! You're doing great! Dont you give up! That's why we didn't tell you and we're not gonna drag you down with us.
Ross: Listen man, uh, I'm sorry the audition didn't go so well.
Rachel: That's right! 'Cause that would give him the control! So now he's all ooh, coming up with this whole I've got a party thing y'know, trying to get me to hint around for an invitation. Blew up in his face, didn't it?
Monica: No you didn't.
Monica: All right, sweetie that's fine. You didn't do it on purpose.
Rachel: I-I-I didn't! I didn't! She thought you were cute.
Phoebe: All right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said. (Walks away over to Rachel.) Where is that other earring?
Joey: Yeah, I didn't know that.
Joey: Man, I didn't think we were gonna make it!
Ross: Yeah, but-but he didn't know that!
Joey: (comes out holding the tape) Here's how I know you didn't watch the tape, ok? (puts it into the vcr) If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you would have some comments. Alright, now remember, I got paid a lot of money for this and it only aired in Japan. (presses play and he appears on the TV screen and a TV commercial begins)
Joey: Look, I'm sorry I didn't tell ya. (To Chandler) I'm sorry man.
Phoebe: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't see you there.
Monica: The strange part was, he was really nice, umm and he looks great, but I didn't feel anything at all!
Chandler: How can he do that? Didn't you sign a lease?
Rachel: Okay. Thank you! Thank you! BecauseI'm sorry, all right. Because y'know what? She didn't want menot important. The point is, I was right. Your decision. Okay? I was right. (She starts for the door.) (Stops) Your decision.
RICHARD: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn't come off well.
Phoebe: Yeah, but they didn't ask me! Y'know? This way I'm just y'know, the exotic, generous stranger. That's always fun to be.
Ross: Thanks Aunt Pheebs. Hey, you didn't microwave that, did you, because it's breast milk, and you're not supposed to do that.
The Security Guard: (To Phoebe) Didn't I just throw you out of here?
Phoebe: Would you stop that! Do you wanna know the first thing she said when she came back from her lunch with Richard? She didn't feel anything for him. She loves you!
Chandler: I didn't nail the boxes to the floor.
Monica: Didn't you listen to the story? I mean, this is twisted! How could you get involved with a woman like this?
CHAN: Didn't you used to call it the Little Major?
Ross: (happily again) You were worried about me? You didn't know how I was going to react? (He hugs them both.)
Joey: (shocked) From the land down under? I didn't know that either!
Joey: I didn't know that! Well, what a pretty last name!
Rachel: Okay, but Pheebs, Pheebs, Jack gave up a cow, I gave up an orthodontist. Okay, I-I-I know, I know I didn't love him-
Phoebe: Well, I didn't get embarrassed running next to Miss (panting). But no, okay. No, no, I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. Yeah, okay. You're uptight.
Chandler: The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.
Chandler: So you didn't uh, choose Ross before me.
Guy: I just, I want you to know I didn't used to be like this. Before I meet your sister I was like this normal guy who sold beepers and cellular phones.
Phoebe: When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I'm standing here today, knowing that I have everything I'm ever gonna need... You are my family. (She puts the ring on Mikes finger)
Chandler: Look I'm very glad that you saved Ross from the car backfire, but y'know, it could've been a bullet and you y'know, you didn't try to save me!
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh... (Chandler hits his own head) you're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was, was unbearable. Of course the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help!
Gunther: Well, we kissed. I-I-I didn't initiate the kiss, but-but I also didn't stop it, and I've been feeling guilty.
Joey: Umm, y'know how the other day you were talking about how you didn't get to go to London and how you were kinda feeling left out?
Monica: Wait a minute, are you doing Joey's (sadly) "Audition didn't go so well. (Happily) Yeah it did?"
Rachel: And the chicken pooped in her lap. Oh, I'm so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didn't I? Oh! It's just, I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I can think about.
CHANDLER: Hey I didn't kill your fish. Look Eddie...[puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] Would you look at what I'm doin' here. That can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon? [picks up the fruit an tosses it to Eddie, it hits Eddie in the chest and falls]
Ross: That's ok. Uh, anyway, well he and I both really liked you a lot, uhm, but we didn't want anything to jeopardize our friendship, so we kinda made a pact, that neither of us could ask you out!
Ross: Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?
Mrs. Geller: No, I'd be hearing about 'Why didn't I get the honey-glazed ham?', I didn't spend enough on flowers, and if I spent more she'd be saying 'Why are you wasting your money? I don't need flowers, I'm dead'.
Tag: No, you didn't. The only thing that freaked me out was you saying that nothing could ever happen between us.
Monica: Oh! Why didn't you tell me? I made him his own individual sweet potato stuffed pumpkin.
Monica: Hey! I didn't know either.
Phoebe: Yeah, but you kinda knew that something was going on, didn't you?
Chandler: Let me tell you why you need to pick me. (Goes to sit on the couch facing backwards to the kitchen. Rachel gets a chair and sits opposite him) See, when I was a kid, I was always left out of everything, you know, and it really made me feel... insecure. You know, I was always picked last in gym. Even behind that big fat exchange student who didn't even know the rules to baseball. I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third. Anyway, If I'm the only one left out of this wedding, I just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back.
Chandler: No! No, she didn't say that. I-I-I think you should talk to Monica now.
Chandler: Richard used to do it, didn't he?
Phoebe: We did have fun, didn't we?
Joey: No! (She nods no to Chandler) Because he didn't believe in my movie! Which is a big mistake because it is real! Real!
Ross: Look, I didn't recognize it without that inflatable sheep.
Chandler: No I didn't!
Monica: I knew you didn't get a 1400!
Chandler: Ino! I didn't read the box before I opened it. And you can't return a box after you've opened the box.
Chandler: No I didn't!
(They all start thinking. Joey starts rubbing his chin, of course his chin is currently inside the turkey so he ends up rubbing the turkey. And I didn't do that joke one bit of justice. It's one of those you have to see it to get it jokes.)
Joey: Yeah. I realized it about a half-hour ago but I didn't want to say anything 'cause I didn't want to jinx it.
Joey: Well I didn't tell them!
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Rachel: Ross, didn't you ah, play soccer in High School? Oh no wait, that's right. You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.
Rachel: Well, y'know, the reason I didn't wanna go running with you is because um, well y'know the way that you run is a little...(Starts flapping her arms)
Monica: Okay, I umm, I ran into Richard yesterday and he asked me if I wanted to go for a bite and I did. The only reason I didn't tell you is because I knew you'd get mad and I didn't want to spoil our anniversary.
Phoebe: You didn't bring one! My cab's downstairs, I'll drive you to the airport.