words in movies
Parker: No, no, no wait! Dont tell me. Let me guess. (Points as he says their names) Joey, Monica, Ross, Rachel and, Im sorry Phoebe didnt mention you. (Chandler makes a face) Chandler, Im kidding all ready youre my favorite!
Joey: I guess it couldve been, I didnt really look at it. Yknow, I just wiped it on Chandlers coat and got the hell out of there.
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Ross: Its a good thing I didnt do it, because it sounds like it wouldve been a very expensive wedding. (Rachel laughs) Okay, good night
Ross: Yknow I dont understand why they didnt cry. It was a beautiful speech.
Ross: Dude, you didnt say Die Hard. Is everything okay?
Phoebe: Well, maybe he wouldnt be she didnt bring the office home every night!
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Richard: I didnt ask. You wanna come in?
Kim: You didnt cancel the fabric order from Taiwan?
Chandler: You didnt bring me here to do that, did you?
Phoebe: Didnt you sleep together?
Phoebe: No spark? Didnt you sleep together?
Rachel: Oh sorry didnt mean to interrupt. Its just such a beautiful space; do you do a lot of weddings here?
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Rachel: Maybe its not as bad as I think. Yknow, maybe they didnt take it the way I meant it.
Chandler: You-you-you didnt know that. (Pause as she nods no.) Well, I guess my work here is done!
Monica: (closing the door) Its unbelievable! I-I cant believe that sign didnt work!
Phoebe: Really? So she said, she didnt wanna live with me anymore?
Rachel: What? Wait a minute, I didnt pay, I thought you paid!
Joey: I didnt tell him. I didnt know if you were telling people. This is back when I thought Kash was still people.
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Ross: I cant believe they-they didnt even tell us!
Joey: Apparently, theres like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and theres only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didnt know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?
Phoebe: Theres a reset button?! Ugh, thank you! Thank you! (He exits and she goes to shut it off.) Theres a reset button! My God! Why didnt I see that! (She takes off the plastic cover and looks for the button.) Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button? (Finds it.) Oh here it is! (Picks it up off of the floor.) Oh! (She presses it hard, but of course it would help if the button was still attached to the detector. In frustration she presses it so hard it causes pain in her thumb.) Ohh, God!
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didnt know whether I should call or not, yknow I-I was only in town for a few days. And yknow, I didnt want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you andbut I didnt know if you wanted to see me.
Phoebe: Dont you see? Everyones looking at me! The plans working! I didnt even have to take off my top yet!
Rachel: Yeah! (Breaking up) And until now, I didnt think Id love again.
Phoebe: No I didnt!
Phoebe-Estelle: It’s a little coincidental, but believable. (Joey nods in agreement). Listen, I’m sure you’re wondering why I didn’t get you an audition for that TV movie.
Ross: Oh. Oh, thats right. So-so you did see me that day because it seemed like you didnt.
Rachel: Do you really want an award you didnt win?
Rachel: I didnt. I got under him.
The Casting Director: Actually, I tried to call to you. You didnt need to come down here today.
Rachel: I dont know why they didnt just tell us.
Melissa: She didnt.
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
Lewis: I know I didnt do well on my midterms and stuff but, I was kinda hoping you could change my grade.
The Casting Director: Wait Joey! You didnt need to come down because the director saw your tape from yesterday and loved it.
Phoebe: Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didnt rip off any buttons.
Chandler: Oh! Right. Umm, maybe thats because I didnt send him an invitation.
Monica: No you didnt. Oh and honey just so you know, now that youre marrying me, you dont get to win anymore.
Joey: Come on, Ross, that didnt mean anything! She just had the baby, she was all freaked out about doing it alone, she would have said yes to anybody.
Richard: No I didnt.
Joey: (entering) Hey! You guys! Remember that audition I had a while ago and didnt get the part?
Chandler: An invitation for the At First Sight premiere? Oh my God! Val Kilmer didnt wear this in Batman! He wore it to the premiere of some tooty-fruity love story where he played a blind guy!
Joey: (wiping face) Wow! Didnt know that.
Rachel: You said that she was, I just didnt disagree with you.
Joey: Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didnt think big enough to fit a grown man!
Joey: Yeah, I-I just made up the stuff about the wedding because I didnt want you to worry about me. But, Im having surgery today.
Monica: I didnt take a pregnancy test.
Ross: Uh, oh-oh, umm no you didnt. I did.
Joey: Pheebs! (He looks down as he goes down the step to make sure he didnt fall again.) Check it out! (He starts laughing when he realized what he did.)
Phoebe: Yes, I I am with child. (Flash) And I didnt want to say anything because its your day; I didnt want to steal your thunder.
Ross: No you didnt.
Rachel: I know, I lied! I didnt want her to think I was a terrible mother! I cant even see my own baby!
Joey: Oh, see thats where youre wrong. Whatever it is I can do it. And if didnt see it up there, just-just try me.
Ross: I just didnt see the fast song coming.
Rachel: Oh Joey! Joey! No, its not you! You didnt get anybody pregnant!
Woman At The Wedding: It didnt click.
Rachel: I know, but I was just thinking about how huge this is for me. I didnt even go to how huge this was going to be for the father.
Monica: Phoebe I think he would notice if you didnt have a baby in nine months!
Ross: Huh, didnt see that coming.
Chandler: OH MY GAWD! I am so sorry sweetie, are you okay? You didnt tell her we were getting married, did you?
Joey: Yeah that didnt sound like me.
Phoebe: No you didnt.
Phoebe: I cant say that didnt hurt. But Ill take you back Joey Tribbiani.
Monica: I didnt think you could keep it a secret.
Chandler: (in a high pitched voice) What?! I didnt even know thatWhy didnt you tell me?! (Pause) Why am I talking like this?!
Phoebe: Didnt you two already talk?
Woman: Sorry. We didnt hear you; were on our honeymoon.
Monica: We didnt get anything for anyone.
Ross: I grew up with Monica! If you didnt eat fast you didnt eat!!
Chandler: We really didnt get a chance to
Rachel: Im sorry, they were just all coming at me, and I didnt know what to do.
Ross: I uh I dont know. I mean I I honestly didnt watch it.
Joey: Hey! Look, if it didnt work its because you didnt tell it right! Show me how you did it.
Joey: Yknow, if they knew what they were doing they probably didnt give you real names either.
Chandler: I still dont get it, we didnt do anything wrong.
Ross: (on tape) You didnt do it?
Phoebe: (To Monica) I didnt see this on the menu.
Monica: You didnt tell anybody I was did you?!
Rachel: Like a little girl. I know. I know. I know. This is all my fault; I wanted him to open up. But God, I didnt know that I was gonna unleash this-this weepy, clingy, moist monster!
Mr. Geller: I didnt even have a chance to act as though Im okay with it!
Chandler: Okay Bob listen uhh, Im the reason you didnt get the job up here.
Chandler: I cannot believe you didnt pick me.
Ross: Ah, he didnt uh, take it so well?
Monica: You didnt dress up either?!
Chandler: (sitting down on the arm of her chair) You didnt think I used to wear glasses, right?
Ross: Uh actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date. So techincally, technically I didnt break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though.
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you were coming.
Joey: I guess I didnt really think about it.
Chandler: Yknow uh, I didnt actually do this.
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: She didnt pass.
Monica: Fine. Im just glad I didnt give her my secret ingredient.
Rachel: I know. I know. I panicked, I panicked. I didnt want him to start yelling at me like I was some 74 Latour.
Phoebe: We didnt have sex.
Monica: No I didnt!
Ross: Yeah, you didnt expect her to live there with a baby did you?
Joey: I love living with you so much. I just wish things didnt have to change.
Phoebe: You didnt notice she was wearing different clothes?!
Eric: Well if I didnt have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like
Rachel: (To Phoebe) In case you didnt notice, that is a scary man.
Phoebe: Earl, youre not hearing me! All Im saying is that youre not alone all right? Everybody hates the people they work with! (One of her coworkers overhears that, and she mimes that she didnt mean him.)
Ross: (To Mona) But I didnt want to.