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Ross: No you didnt.
Rachel: Oh Joey! Joey! No, its not you! You didnt get anybody pregnant!
Rachel: I know, but I was just thinking about how huge this is for me. I didnt even go to how huge this was going to be for the father.
Monica: Phoebe I think he would notice if you didnt have a baby in nine months!
Joey: About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didnt see who it was but (He walks out and closes the door.)
Woman At The Wedding: It didnt click.
Rachel: Oh wow, you didnt even try to unhook my bra!
Phoebe: I cant say that didnt hurt. But Ill take you back Joey Tribbiani.
Ross: Huh, didnt see that coming.
Monica: Well I didnt want everyone to think I was stupid.
Rachel: He didnt turn me down! Hes at the game isnt he? I got the date, Im just not on it!
Rachel: Ross said my name up there, I mean, come on, I just cant pretend that didnt happen can I?
Ross: But it absolutely didnt. (Yelling towards the bathroom) It didnt!! It didnt!!
Monica: You didnt find her?
Phoebe: I know you didnt, I was talking about Monica.
Chandler: No we didnt!
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
Joey: Well, theres gonna be strippers there. He didnt say anything about no strippers.
Ross: First of all its Professor Pittain! And second of all, that little bone, proved that, that particular dinosaur had wings, but didnt fly.
Rachel: Oh, but yknow, no, you didnt give me your phone number.
Chandler: No, no I just ah, didnt do them. Instead, I ah, hung out with a couple of friends and had a couple of beers so I certainly dont deserve any praise, verbal or otherwise.
Chandler: Then why didnt you tell me to do that?!!
Ross: (laughs as well, but for a different reason) Yeah, I didnt think of that.
Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, Im gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, Ill set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, Im sorry. I didnt mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? Cause lets face it, were at Monicas. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, thats just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you cant answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, youre a lot mischievous! Well, itll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister nowwho arent there! (They both have disappeared as well.)
Chandler: Really?! I didnt think girls ever just wanted a fling.
Monica: Hey! Didnt you have that outfit on last night?
Monica: Ross didnt scare you?
Rachel: I didnt! Even when I found out umm, all right, well let's just say I found something out something about someone and let's just say she's gonna keep it. (Goes into her room.)
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Ross: Joeys asking if youve just ruined the first book hes ever loved that didnt star Jack Nicholson?
Phoebe: Wow, a year and a half ago I didnt even know I had a brother, and now I have a sister too. (They all hug, and Frank and Alice start kissing.) Okay. Okay. Stop it, dont. So, I gotta get you a gift now. Is there anything you need?
Joey: Yeah but I didnt read anything.
Rachel: Ohh, I mean, we were really drunk. Im just glad we didnt do anything stupid.
Phoebe: Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didnt rip off any buttons.
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait. Youre telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didnt want you back?!
Chandler: Thanks. What, let me have her?! What do mean? Like if you didnt I wouldnt have a shot?
(Joey turns and is angry that Chandler didnt come up with the answer.)
Chandler: Well, I could make it seem like hes here. (Imitates him.) "Heres some little known facts about cous-cous. They didnt add the second cous until 1979." (Mumbles something further.)
Joey: Yeah, I didnt know you guys were going to be here.
Phoebe: Yeah! How would you like it if I sent you to Lee Majors house and told you that he liked you, and you went down there and you found out that he didnt like you? How would you feel?
Rachel: Oh mom, I swear Im not an idiot. Ive read all kinds of books on pregnancy and giving birth, but I-I just didnt think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes. And-and then guess what? The babys coming and I dont know what to do. Oh, can I throw up in my diaper genie?
Ross: Well, with everything thats been going on lately, I havent exactly been the perfect boyfriend. You know, I, uh, I didnt tell her I got Rachel pregnant. I gave her a key to my apartment, and then had the locks changed! And then I lied to her about Rachel moving in with me. In a way, I actually judge her for not breaking up with me sooner, you know?
Phoebe: Okay! I justI didnt know that you are a lesbian. (Joey smiles and nods lewdly.)
Ross: Well, we didnt have freedom here until 1776, either so
Ross: I didnt get the annulment.
Ross: I didnt get the annulment.
Ross: And we didnt have sex.
Ross: What?! Hello! We didnt get married.
Rachel: No, we didnt get married! Thats ridiculous!
Phoebe: Okay, I didnt understand that, but yknow, maybe thats cause you were speaking the secret language of love!
Phoebe: You didnt tell her did you?
Rachel: I cannot believe that you didnt tell me that we are still married!!
Chandler: And youre upset because you didnt make your best friend cry?
Joey: Well, Ive just never seen a guy stare so hard at a piece of paper that didnt have naked chicks on it.
Ross: No! No! Of course it didnt mean anything! I mean, uh well, I can understand why Emily would think it meant something, yknow, because-because it was you
Phoebe: No. No, I wont. But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise. She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didnt love her, but he really did, and it just blew up! And thats how she ended up living with me! (Ross looks at her.) (Pause) Okay, thats a lie.
Ross: It went great! And I didnt need any jokes or naked chicks either!
Monica: Now are drawers will smell nice and we didnt waste these pantyhose.
Joey: Of course! Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didnt have the car! Right?
Kim: I didnt read it.
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Phoebe: But why didnt you just tell her the truth.
Monica: Um, well, I was going to, I-I-I really was. But um, then somewhere, just out of nowhere, I didnt.
Rachel: Okay, two things didnt happen. Remember I told you that someone made out with Ralph Lauren in the copy room? Well, it turns out thats not true.
Rachel: Yeah, remember that thing I told you that happened yesterday? Well it didnt happen.
Monica: Well actually, I-I didnt eat mine. Its still in the bathroom.
Janine: Well, I dont know tonight when they yelled cut and we didnt get to kiss, I was really, really, disappointed, and I just, really wanted to kiss you
Monica: No because it-it didnt seem important.
Monica: And Dad, yknow that mailman that you got fired? He didnt steal your Playboys! Ross did!
Joey: Well uh, she didnt want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. Im so sorry.
Ross: Uh, oh-oh, no you didnt. I did.
Ross: Wow! I didnt know that there was a Pottery Barn up here.
Rachel: I just y'know, I didnt expect him to be this happy so soon. Ufff. Ooo-ooh! (sits down on the curb)
Phoebe: I didnt know Playboy prints jokes.
Monica: That didnt work on mom, its not going to work on us.
Monica: We didnt give you any money! (Chandler is motioning, "No!")
Ross: What, you didnt get it? The doctor is a monkey.
Phoebe: But are you saying that you would move out if I didnt buy that lamp?
Monica: Joey, whats going on. What didnt you tell us you work here?
Joey: No, no, I didnt mean you. But, you believed me, huh?
Monica: (embarrassed) (To Phoebe and Rachel) I didnt even tell him to say that. (They hug). All right youre off my list.
Chandler: Okay, its not a check. Theyre saying your health insurance expired because, you didnt work enough last year.
Rachel: All right, Im sorry. Im sorry I didnt tell you but you were so mad already!
Joey: Not good, no. I didnt get the part, and I lost my job here, so
Joey: (crying) You didnt cry when Bambis mother died?
Joey: Whoa, I didnt know we could date your sister!
Chandler: Oh they didnt want to come!
Joey: All right look man, I didnt want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! Its not even a name; its barely even a word. Okay? Its kinda like chandelier, but its not! All right? Its a stupid, stupid non-name!
Chandler: That was an obvious joke, and I didnt think of it. Why didnt I think of it? The source of all my powers. Oh dear God, what have I done!
Ross: Let me finish, okay? She started kissing me and-and I didnt stop it. I guess I-I just wasnt thinking
Chandler: So you didnt mean any of that?!
Jill: Oh no! But I just walked past three sales and I didnt go in. How strong am I?
Monica: (panicked) Oh wait! You didnt just sit on my Kit-Kats did you?!!
Rachel: Well why didnt you take the job?
Phoebe: I know! But if I didnt work there, what else would I do?
Chandler: You didnt get more movies that are gonna have us reaching for the tissues all night did you?
Ross: And-and I, and I saw that Joey was about to go in, so I ran in ahead of him to-to surprise him and, and then I pretended I didnt know he was in there. (They all kinda look at him.)
Dr. Roger: Ohh! Didnt know! Okay!
Rachel: Noo! Oh God we didwe didnt, we didnt uhh
Joanna: Wait-wait-wait-wait! You can put your sad little muffin back in its drawer. If you must know the truth, I didnt want to lose a perfectly good assistant.
Phoebe: Oh, okay I didnt get that message. So this doesnt countAnyway, Ill be in my office.
Ross: Didnt you spend last night at Joeys?
Joey: Yeah, hes the reason I didnt get that big Minute Maid commercial a couple of years ago remember? We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed it up.
Rachel: Well, he didnt say, but it was a fire. Im guessing not very good. Come on, we gotta go!
Monica: Its Chandlers way of pretending he didnt take mime.
Rachel: Oh my God! It sure didnt look this way when I lived here.
Phoebe: You guys, why didnt you tell me you were eloping?
Monica: Joey! You didnt even know her!
Monica: (angrily) It wasnt funny at all! Why would you do that? Why didnt you pick me?