words in movies
Monica: Do you realize that four weeks from today were getting married? Four weeks baby!! Four weeks!!!
Chandler: Do you realize you get louder each week?
Monica: Theres still so much to do. Have you written your vows yet?
Chandler: Do you happen to know what Im going to say?
Monica: (handing him a pad of paper and a pen) Lets just do it right now. Okay? It wont be hard. Just say whats in your heart. (She goes back, sits down, and starts feverishly writing.)
Chandler: Yeah, Im not sure I can do that.
Joey: Well, I cant do everything! Look back over your time together.
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
Monica: (Comes up for below the covers and looks concerned.) Do you think he knew I was here? (Chandler quickly looks at Monica not knowing what to say.)
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! I'll do it! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Rachel: Arghh!! (She quickly hangs up the phone and starts to pace around wondering what to do.)
[Cut to Phoebe in Rosss new apartment looking at Monica and Chandler and what theyre about to do in The One Where Everybody Finds Out.]
Chandler: Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?
Rachel: I can not believe he would do that to MonWhoa! (She stops suddenly and slowly turns to point at Joey. Joey is avoiding her eyes.) Joey, do they know that we know?
Chandler: Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.
Chandler: Okay, what do you guys think?
Ross: You cant do that!
Rachel: Yeah, I do. I-I do, do that.
Rachel: (talking with a higher voice, and puckered lips kind of like you do to a baby or...well a puppy its hard to explain. Just use your imagination!) Oh, well, you are so cute! I wish I could play with you more, but Ive got to go to work! I hope I stop talking like this before my marketing meeting, yes I do. Yes I do. (still talking like that) Bye-bye, Joey. Oh, I seriously cant stop it. (exits)
Phoebe: Well, if that's what they do in Minsk... (They kiss 2 on each cheek... and then they pause... David turns to the door) In New York... it's... (and then David grabs her by her neck and kisses her full on the lips... They kiss passionately and cannot seem to stop.)
Ross: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)
Rachel: Okay please tell me that this is just one of your jokes that you do that I dont get.
Joey: Oh, wow! I'm so sorry, ok? I promise, we'll do better next time!
Phoebe: No, you're not gonna pay him, he didn't do anything!
Present Chandler's voice: Remember that big party? Freshman year? A week before Christmas vacation? I do. You had some visitors.
Rachel: Yeah, Rachel. And this (points to Monica) is Ross' sister, Monica. We met at Thanksgiving. (looks around the room as if searching for something more interesting to do).
Monica: It’s umm, it has something to do with transponding.
Monica: Do NOT let me sit in one of those. We'll be here for days.
Joey: Thats better, now just bend your arms a little more. There you go. Okay, look straight ahead. Now this time I want you to really put your ass into it. (They do a practice swing and she really puts her ass into it.)
Ross: (thinks about it for a few seconds) What did you do to my mom?
Rachel: See? Why, Gavin, why? Right when I'm about to change my opinion of you, you go and you ... (he kisses her) and you do that ... (they kiss again)
Rachel: No, wait. No there's gotta be something else that you can do. I mean, what skills do you have?
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah. He deserves to do the thing he loves one last time.
Phoebe: There you go. Okay, do you think you're gonna be okay?
Phoebe: Your last dance. Do it for us.
Joey: No, I don't think it's just about just getting a girlfriend. Y'know? I mean, yeah, I can get a girlfriend! Yeah, we could sit in the chair and do crosswords, but y'know are we ever going to have y'know the closeness like-like you guys have?
Phoebe: So... what do you say?
Rachel: Joey, do you have peanut butter on the back of your head?
Ross: I'll do it!
Mike: You both wanna do it? Uhm... there's only room for one.
Ross: Oh, well, uh, this is gonna sound kinda silly, but, do you remember my roommate Chandler Bing?
Rachel: What, what, what, no, I don't wanna do that.
Ross: I'll do it! (Monica approaches)
Mike: Do I have a minute to go to the bathroom?
Phoebe: Oh, well that's ok. I think you and I will do much better if you're just... here as a bridesmaid.
Conan: And then it just builds on itself and theres no doing the scene after. I mean you probably wait and really get it together and do it.
Mike: Joey, I kinda have a lot to do today, what do you want?
Conan: But there must be, there mustare a lot of moments over the years where youre just trying to do your job, something goes wrong.
Joey: (staring at the ice sculpture) How bad do you want to stick your tongue on that? (They all glare at him)
Rachel: You know what, I can't do this. I don't know which one of you guys to pick.
Joey: Hey, what are you guys gonna do?
Rachel: Since when do you watch the news?
Rachel: Wow, you know, it's so beautiful out there. You always wanted to get married outside. Why don't you guys just do it on the street?
Phoebe: (Turning to Mike) What do you think?
Phoebe: Me too! (turning to Monica) Monica, do you think we could do it?
Chandler and Ross: I'll do it!
Ross: Yeah, uh, uh, ok, there's this great rare bookstore on Madison Avenue. You know what? She loves architecture, you know what you should do? You should take a walk down fifth to the Saint Patrick's Cathedral and there there's this great little pastry shop that she'd love.
Monica: So, you're ready to do this?
Chandler: (quickly) I'll do it.
Phoebe: I do.
Mike: I do.
Joey: Oh, okay. Phoebe, do you take this man to be your husband?
Joey: Mike, do you take this woman to be your wife?
(Joey has a "Yeah you do" smile on his face)
Monica: Well, if it annoys you so much, then why do you do it?
Erica: Oh yeah, let's do that!
Joey: Oh, you know what you should do? You should walk all the way at the top of Statue of Liberty.
Joey: Je do call blue!
Rachel: What do you mean? You've been in my room before!
Ross: But we do! (pause) It's gonna be ok, Rach!
Rachel: Wait, we won't know that until we do it, will we?
Chandler: Oh, uhm, okay, uhm, do you mind if we ask you some questions about the father?
Guy: I hope you dont think Im crazy but I feel like I was meant to pick this up, do you believe in that kind of thing?
Chandler: So, what does the other guy do? Does he go to college too?
Ross: (half amused) Wait, wait, (looks around a little) You're mad at me about last night? I was just trying to do the right thing.
RACH: Oh, look at me, look at me. Oh, I'm on a date with a really great guy, all I can think about is Ross and his cat and his... Julie. I just want to get over him. gosh, why can't I do that?
Chandler: How do you know?
Monica: The thing we never do.
Director: Joey, do you speak French?
Rachel: Hey uhm, do you remember that one really great time...?
Joey: That I can do.
Monica: Well, because every time we do, you make jokes about swinging and scare them away.
Chandler: Yes! Two thousand dollars exactly! How do you know that! (Joey begins writing a cheque)
Ross: Yeah. Do you have any idea what this means in academic circles, uh? I am gonna get laid.
Phoebe: I do, he's been working on that all day! (looking at Joey)
Phoebe: Where did you go to do it?
Chandler: Oh God! What was it? The thing that we hardly ever do or the thing we never do?
Joey: I AM NOT GONNA HELP YOU DO THAT! Goodbye! (he leaves)
Joey: Damnit woman were losing precious time! Now do you want this mans blood on your head?
Phoebe: Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't want to do. Believe me, there's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed and there's... he's just...
Joey: Hey, hey... I can convince people to do anything, you know. I bet I can even get Mike to do that "thing". What is it?
Mr Campbell: Maybe people... found it weird.... So, why do you want to leave Ralph Lauren?
Ross: (sounds excited) Hi you guys! what's going on, you... you guys wanna hang out...or...? (Looks around the room nervously) do you...do you guys hear a buzzing?
Mike: Yeah, but you can't do that.
Mike: I do love it, and I love your name. I love Princess Consuela.
Rachel: A-alright! I can do this.
Joey: What am I gonna do, I feel like I'm losing my friends.
Sandy: I really do understand how hard it's gotta be to leave your child with another person. I mean, it's leaving behind a piece of your heart... (Ross has got that bored/angry/skeptic look and Rachel is very emotional)
Monica: Well, what do you think of Mike and Chandler being in a car accident?
Mackenzie: Well, if moving here is gonna make them happy, don't you want them to do it?
Man: You still don't know my name, do you?
Rachel: No, but it's good, you know, I'm gonna take some time off and do some charity work.
Monica: Joey, now that you're okay with the house, do you wanna go see your room?
Mike: Do you even know what a banana hammock is?
Ross: Do you think if the Ralph Lauren people offered her her old job back, she would take it?
Monica: I know, but what are we gonna do? She really needs this job.
Chandler: What do you think Pheebs?
Mr Zelner: Uh... What can I do for you?
Mr Zelner: But I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do... Ah, it's not true, there is... nothing I want to do.
Joey: That’s it? You know, it seems all you do lately is drop the ball.
Lady: So? What do you think?
Phoebe: Anyway, you did what you had to do. I'm okay.
MONICA: They want me to do it, which is really cool, seeing as I've never catered before, and I really need the money, and this isn't a problem for you, is it?
Ross: So, what are you gonna do?
Rachel: Yeah. It was the weirdest thing. Zelner called me and he said we'll do everything we can to get you back. And that I should thank some Ron... I don't even know what department that guy's in.
Ross: I really do.
Rachel: All right. ALL RIGHT! I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna go to Paris.