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Rachel: Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me you were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy!
Joey: A little uh, good deed for PBS and a little TV exposure, now that's the kind of math Joey likes to do!
Joey: I'm sorry Pheebs, I just, y'know, I just wanted to do a good deed. Like-like you did with the babies.
Emily: I miss you to. Well, at least I think I do.
Rachel: What-what-what are you gonna do?
Ross: Yeah, would you please consider moving here? I mean you were gonna move here anyway, why can't you just do that?
Joey: What?! What good is that gonna do anybody?
Gary Collins: Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying the performance of Cirque Du Soleil, (As he is speaking, Joey and the volunteer getting into a shoving match.) and you'd like to see more of the same kind of programming, it's very simple. All you have to do (Joey is knocked down.) is call in your pledge and at that time tell the operator, one of our volunteers, what kind of programming you'd like to (Just as the volunteer sits down, Joey pulls him to the ground.)
Ross: Well, I don't know what else to do. I mean, I either keep my wife and lose one of my-my-my best friends or I keep my friend and get divorced the second time before I'm 30! So-so if anyone has-has a better suggestion, let's hear it! 'Cause I-I got nothing! All right, don't be shy, any suggestion will do. (There are none.) Okay then. Here we go. Magic 8 Ball, should I never see Rachel again? (He turns it over and reads the answer) Ask again later. Later is not good enough. (He shakes it up again and reads the answer.) Ask again later. What the hell! This is broken! It-it is broken!
Chandler: Well, I was kinda hoping we could do this without him. (She starts to take off her latex gloves.) Oh no-no-no, leave the gloves on.
Ross: No. No. You-you can't help. I mean, I kinda have to do this without your help.
Rachel: Well, I-I know you can do that too. I'm just, I'm just saying if you need somebody to talk to Hi!
Rachel: Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give it to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she wants fixed. Just do it. (The phone starts ringing.) I mean, you're gonna have to try. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. (The phone keeps ringing.) Oh come on answer it! It's driving me crazy!
Ross: (answering the phone.) Hello. (Listens) Hi sweetie. (Listens.) Good. Look umm, yes I've been thinking about that thing that you wanted me to do and, I can do it. (Rachel gives him a thumbs up.) So will you come to New York? (Rachel wants to know what she said, and he gives her a thumbs up and she goes over and hugs him. All the time not knowing what's going on.)
Chandler: Im gonna do it tomorrow yknow, and-and surprise her, but now youve ruined it!
Chandler: I can do that, Ive had 30 years of practice.
PHOEBE: All right. I'll do it, I kissed him before I can do it again.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah! Right down there. (Points.) Hey listen; let me give you a little tip. Do not take a nap on this stoop (Points to hers) or you can wake up with your shoes gone.
Monica: (angrily) It wasnt funny at all! Why would you do that? Why didnt you pick me?
Monica: So that marriage stuff that you were saying yesterday, you dont really believe that do you?
Phoebe: What do you mean?
Rachel: You do?
ROSS: Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. . . What? Why, why are you looking at me like that? RACH: I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember. ROSS: OK. Oh, oh, oh. [runs over and picks up the cat toy] RACH: Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me? ROSS: No, I stayed at Julie's last night. RACH: Huh. ROSS: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? RACH: Oh yeah, go ahead. [Rachel walks in her room. Ross picks up the phone and dials his machine to check his messages.] ROSS: Rach, I got a message from you. [pauses] Who's Michael? [Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.]
Monica: Do you really see this as a long-term thing?
Monica: (starts for the door) Well theres some people who do want to marry me.
Chandler: Well what Yknow what Im gonna do? Im gonna go over there; Im gonna kick his ass! (Pause) Will you help me?!
Chandler: Hes not supposed to ask my girlfriend to marry him! Im supposed to do that!
Joey: (to the fireman) Hey buddy, do you think I can borrow your uniform this Thursday?
Ross: Phoebe, how could you do this to me?!
Monica: But getting over was the hardest thing that Ive ever had to do. And I never let myself think about you.
Elizabeth: Ahh, I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve. Uhh, Rachel maybe you want to come upstairs and help me figure it out?
Chandler: Yknow what? I cant believe this! Do you know what you did? My girlfriend is out there thinking things over! You made my girlfriend think!!
Chandler: Yeah, we could do that without yknow risking our lives at all!
CHANDLER: Ok, think, what would Jack and Chrissy do?
Ross: Well isnt there something you can do to earn a little extra money? I mean, cant-cant you pick up, I dont know, an extra shift here?
Phoebe: No, its New York magazine. Its an article about the best schools in the city. So how well do you know Sting?
Phoebe: (in voice, on phone) 'Okay, go ahead.' (in normal voice on phone) Um, hi Annie. (listens) Fantastic! (to Joey) You got it. (on phone) Oh, okay, um, 'Will he work for scale?' you ask me. Well, I don't know about that, (Joey clears his throat to signify yes) except that I do and he will. Great, oh you are such a sweetheart. I would love to have lunch with you, how about we have lunch next....(hangs up phone) Op, went through a tunnel.
Rachel: Hey, do you believe this? Do you believe they are actually getting married?
Paul: What?! I cant believe youre trying to stifle me! When just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!
Ross: Thats impossible! I mean we have had a deal for years! We-we-we shook on it, although believe me she wanted to do a lot more than that.
Chandler: Well, whatd you do?
Carol: This doesn't have anything to do with the fact that he is being raised by two women, does it?
Phoebe: (opening the door) I had nothing to do with it. (Closes the door.) (Opens the door.) Okay, it was my idea, but I dont feel good about it.
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
Phoebe: Yeah! And if you wanna look 19, then you You gotta do something about your eyes.
Ross: Look uh, if were gonna do this
Rachel: Were not gonna do this, all right? Shes just gonna think that were doin it.
Monica: What do you mean?
Rachel: All right Monica, do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight?!
Ross: Take from me, as the groom all you have to do is show up and try to say the right name.
Monica:: Honey look we can do something else, do you want me to get into the tub and thrash.
Rachel: What?! The duck?! What the hell did the damn duck do now?!
Rachel: Now Joey, what did the duck do?!
Joey: Where do you think, (pause) Zelda?
Phoebe: Ooh, I cant do this. My mom was right. If I cant-if I cant give him up, then theres no way I can give up a baby. Ohh, God, Frank and Alice are gonna be so crushed. What-what else, what else can I give ema kidney!
Mrs. Geller: You tell her Jack, I cant do it.
Chandler: So explain something to me here, uh, what kind of a relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?
Monica: I cant believe this. Do you think that your parents could help pay for it?
Rachel: Do you even understand what off the rack means?!
Phoebe: Yeah. And believe me, this suit does not do justice to whats underneath it.
Ross: Do you realize I have a classroom full of students?
Joey: Hey Rach, do you smell smoke?
Phoebe: (entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?!
Phoebe: Oh, you're a paleonthologist, too! (pause) Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?
Monica: You do?!
Chandler: Yeah, Im putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy then, then thats what were gonna do.
Chandler: Sure you do.
Rachel: All right! Yknow what? Thats it! You wanna do it?! Lets do it!
Phoebe: Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just dont know what the big deal is!
Rachel: Do you even know what a vicar is?
Chandler: So, what do you think?
Rachel: (starting to move closer to him) Thats right, I wanna do it with you! Ive been trying to fight it, but you just said all the right things.
Phoebe: So what do you guys want for an engagement present?
Joey: Why would I do that? It took three guys to get the thing in there!
Phoebe: If you dont sail your boat, what do you do on it?
Chandler: Do you know what I was thinkin?
Chandler: Well, its good that you finally have a place to do that.
Monica: This is so cool, maybe this is something you can do every week.
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Monica: Yeah! I bet I can do it.
Rachel: No. What do you do if I say we are coming about?
Rachel: Wrong! How do you get the mainsail up?
Monica: I missed this apartment! Now, this is a grown-ups apartment! Yknow, I-I should be with a grown-up, do you know what I mean?!
Phoebe: You do?
Rachel: Dont just say yes! This isnt a game, Joey you can really get hurt out here. Okay, so do you want to pay attention or do you want to die?!
Chandler: Why do they put so much steam in there?!
Joey: Do you want me to learn?!
Monica: Ugh, shes upstairs not doing the dishes! And I tell ya something! Im not doing them this time! I dont care if those dishes sit in the sink until theyre all covered withIll do them when I get home!
Joey: Hey, yeah! Then we could do that telephone thing! Y'know, you have a can, we have a can and it's connected by a string!
Rachel: What do you mean you quit?! You cant quit!
Chandler: What did you do when they found out?
Chandler: So do you think uh, Joeys more charming than me?
Rachel: What are you gonna do Pheebs?
Chandler: Now, do I get to look at this book or is it just for people who are actually involved in the wedding?
Monica: Phoebe, do you think that your favorite animal says much about you?
(They both break into a huge laugh and do that stop motion thing they had at the end of ChiPs.)
Phoebe: Okay. (To the jeweler) Listen, Im sorry about before. Do you have anything her for $10.
Rachel: Okay, well this is all very impressive Hilda, um I just have one last question for you. Uh, how did I do? Was this okay?
Rachel: Okay, hold on just a second. (She grabs a camera out of the desk and takes his picture.) Im sorry, its for human resources, everybody has to do it. Could you just stand up please?
Chandler: Oh no-no, I cant do that.
Rachel: I love him. Hes so pretty I wanna cry! I dont know what to do. Tell me what to do.
Joey: So! Stryker Remoray huh? When do you want me to start?
Chandler: No Im serious, we should tell each other everything. I do not have any secrets from you.
PHOEBE: No. What do you, what do you want me to be, like some stupid, big, like, purple dinosaur?
Chandler: Yep, we're a couple and that's what couples do. And, I wanna meet your parents. We should take a trip with your parents!
Joey: Why would they do that?! It was a good show right?!
Rachel: Joey, why would you do that?
Chandler: If marriage worked, Id be all for it. But do you know what the divorce rate in this country is? 97%.
Ross: Oh, nothin much. Just trying to figure out what Im gonna do for dinner.
Chandler: Yeah that was stupid. Lets not do that.
Phoebe: Speaking of Christmas, umm since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money, umm, this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and theres the added mystery of who gets who.
Tag: Do you have a minute?
Monica: Chandler what do you say?
Chandler: No, its not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monicas face when I gave it to her, yknow? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye. (Does so and laughs.) Look, this is the most important thing Im gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure its perfect.