words in movies
Joey: YeahHey, dont worry, shes a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that Im not looking for a serious relationship; thatd be great.
Joey: Hey, Im gonna call her later! Honest! Oh come on, Chandler used to do it! Hed even make the girl pancakes! Plus, hed make extras and leave em for me.
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
Chandler: You didnt bring me here to do that, did you?
Monica: Well, she corned me! She asked if the wedding was in town! I mean, what was I supposed to do?!
Chandler: What do you think shes just gonna sit there quietly? You dont think shes gonna want to make a toast? You dont think shes gonna want to grab the microphone and sing Part-time Lover?!
Monica: Good, so do it Saturday night because were going to dinner with her and Clark.
Joey: No idea? Who do you think brought her here?
Joey: Man, do you know what guys want!
Rachel: (does a retching sound) Wait a minute! Why dont you guys do something?!
Ross: Excuse me. Hi, Im a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?
Ross: Well, fine. Fine! If-if Im the only person with any appreciation of the sanctity of the written word, Ill go up there and defend it myself! (Starts to do so, but stops and to the previous librarian) And dont you follow me!
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Listen to you talkin about having kids. Oh my Joey. (She goes over and hugs him.) Oh, please dont get married before I do.
Janice: Oh wait you two think of me as family?! Oh, I have to ask you something now and be honest; do you want me to sing Careless Whisper or Lady In Red?
Woman: Ross Geller, why do I know that name? Its uhWait! (Grabs his book off of the shelf.) Did you write this?
Joey: No! No. Dont do that, just next time make sure she really likes me.
Rachel: Do you want some pancakes?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table and are still trying to decide what to do about Janice.]
Monica: What are we gonna do?
Janice: Please, its because otherwise I really dont know what I might do.
Janice: (starting to cry) Do you have any tissues?
Janice: Hey you guys, umm do either one of you want to get in there before I take my bath.
Janice: Okay, Im going to need a comforter, but did you have a hypoallergenic one because otherwise I get very nasal. (Makes some weird sound) Do you have a cat? Cause its already happening. (Makes a nasal sound) Do you hear that? (She keeps making the nasal sound.)
Ross: Yeah, yeah man don't do it. I mean if you date her, then-then-then I can't date her.
Joey: Yeah, what are ya gonna do?
Rachel: Oh yeah, sorry. Wait honey, so what did you do that made dad cut you off?
Jill: Oh, thats so great! Okay, Im really gonna do this! I dont know how to thank you guys.
Woman: How much do I owe you for the muffin and the latte?
Chandler: Whoa-whoa-whoa, what are we going to do about my job?
Chandler: Let her know I like her? What are you, insane? (The girls make disgusted noises.) It's the next day! How needy do I want to seem? (To the guys) I'm right, right?
Rachel: (looks at him) That was (pause) surreal. Okay, what do think? Are you interested at all?
Monica: Okay, so what do you, what do you want to do? Lets do something crazy!
Woman: What do you mean? Yesterday you said I was too pretty to pay for stuff!
Rachel: Oh not-not so much. Umm, what-what do you, what do you mean is there something wrong with Ross?
Rachel: Yeah but, you dont, you dont, you dont want to try to much too fast. Yknow? I mean, you do remember what happened to the little girl that tried to much too fast dont you?
Joey: Who cares?! You went behind my back! I would never do that to you!
Chandler: Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenly smells something. Its times like these Im glad Smell-O-Vision hasnt been invented.) Do you know what Pheebs? When youre done over there, we kinda have a situation over here too. (Phoebe is changing hers.)
ROSS: Go ahead, go ahead with the bird. Ok, do you have anything for around 200?
Ross: Noo, nnnnn. What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?
Rachel: No-no-no! No-no-no! Please Ross, I cant! I cant do it! (Starts to freak out.) Its just gonna freak me out!!!
Rachel: Yeah do it now, call right now.
Chandler: Yeah, she seemed cool, attractive. Ill do it.
Monica: Oh wait, Chandler, come here is there anything I can do? Anything?
Joey: (to the fan) So, you saw me on Days Of Our Lives huh? Want me to, want me to do a little Dr. Drake Remoray for ya?
Ross: (entering) Look, I really need some help, okay? Why? Why did I have to speak in a British accent?! What do I do?
Jill: I dont understand, do you want to go out with Ross?
Chandler: Hey. Do you want this scone? (Holds up his plate) It came for me but it would probably rather sleep with you!
Jill: Hey! You have no right to tell me what to do.
Rachel: Im not telling you what to do! I am telling you what not to do!
Joey: I was tryin to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what Im gonna do?
Chandler: Hey, I had a terrible childhood and I dont do porn.
Phoebe: Okay, you know where you are better than I do. I was just curious.
Chandler: Look Joe, I know you wanted to do the wedding
Joey: You do?
Dr. Green: (on phone, not hearing her) theres gonna be a wedding! (Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge.) Thats unacceptable Rachel! What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! There are more important things in a marriage other than love! (Joey hears something and looks around for the source.) constantly thinking about things! You have to think about the consequences of your decision. (Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear.)
Rachel: What? Uhh, Phoebe, honey, honey, I know you're quirky and I get a big kick out of it, we all do actually, but if you destroy a coat like this that is like a crime against nature! Not nature, fashion!
Joey: Thats great! That would be great! Lets do that!
Rachel: Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (Shes not quite sure of that one.)
Rachel: Oh yeah. Right. So now, aredo you, do you still do music?
Phoebe: What am I gonna do?! What am I gonna do?! I cant call my office theyll kill me! I cant call my clients theyll kill themselves! Great, now my chest hearts.
Chandler: Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests, personality tests... and what do I learn? (he taps the results and reads them) "You are ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multinational corporation."
Ross: What-what do you mean?
Joey: Really? I can do it?
Chandler: Id love it if you would do it.
Carol: What do you mean?
Rachel: Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?
Rachel: Oh what do you know? Virgin!
Rachel: Oh my God!! Do it!! Honey, youve waited long enough!!
Ross: Hey Im sorry to do this to you again but uh, is there any way you can look after Ben for a little bit? I-Ive got this meeting at school. And-and he-he asked for his uh, Fun Aunt Rachel, so
Ross: Yeah. Right. Save it. I can do that. (Gets up and does a little kara-tay.)
Phoebe: I know! But if I didnt work there, what else would I do?
Joey: (climbing down from his chair) Do you uh, do youready for a refill?
Ross: Were really gonna do this, huh?
Monica: Oh really? When? Do you wanna do it with me?
Chandler: I do like that.
Chandler: We cant do this.
Chandler: Stop it! Were doing this! Lets do it!
Monica: Umm, do you have any uhh, moves?
Monica: I know! Ill tell you something, we are gonna do that again!
Chandler: Oh, okay! (He rolls over to do that again.)
Joey: Look, do you want the ring or not?!
Phoebe: Hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump changeooh, what do I do?! What will I do?!
Joey: Just okayDid you do it right?!
Chandler: So you uh, want to do something tonight?
Joey: Wait a minute. That sounds a little familiar! Did they already do that one? Cause I think I read it!
Rachel: You know what we should all do? Go see a musical.
Joey: All righty, what do you say we head back to my place?
Monica: Why would you do that?
Joey: (hes just picked up their bill) Hey! So, whats with the 20 percent tip? Did I do something wrong?
Joey: Uhh do it?
Josh: Oh, I still do. Next year, I hope to make varsity though.
Ross: (sarcastic) Oh! Oh-oh, the bands ready! Well, I-I-we gotta do what the band saysI dont care about the stupid band!!
Rachel: Careful. Light. Okay, do you know how, just sweep it across the lid. Okay? Just sweep it.
Ross: So what are you gonna do?
Chandler: Do we have to make the entire thing?
Chandler: Im going crazy! Okay? Do you have any thing around here that looks homemade?
Phoebe: Okay Rachel, I cant wait to live with you! And you know what we should do? Bring Monica and then we could all live there together! Well have so much fun!!
Monica: Do you remember that jacket that you love so much, that you thought was too expensive?
Joey: Thats right! And what are you not gonna do?
Ross: No. No-no. No. What would you do next?
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, whoa. Do you ah, want to get her something speacial, get her flowers, get her candy, get her gum, girls love gum.
Chandler: You do owe me so much. You owe me three thousand, four hundred
Joey: Chandler, Chandler, yknow what we should do? You and I should go out and get some new sunglasses.
Monica: No-no, its not okay! Its not! I mean you were just Youre so incredible! You went through all this time and effort to make this tape for me! Yknow Im just gonnaI, I am gonna make this up to you! I will! I-I am going to cook anything you want in here (points to the kitchen), and I am going to do anything you want in there! (Points to the bedroom.)
Joey: (to the receptionist) Hi uh, Im Joey Tribbiani and with all do respect Id like to donate some fluids.
Fireman #1: Well uh, do either of you smoke?
Joey: Hey man, look sorry about that Archie thing. Do uh, do you need me to give you some money?
Joey: When youre off the phone, do you wanna get a pizza?
Ross: Yeah. What-what should I do?
Joey: You couldnt do it?!
Chandler: I couldnt do it.
Chandler: Well maybe there is one thing you can do.
Ross: What do you want to do now? Huh? You wanna go get a drink?
Elizabeth: No, I have some turning 21 to do.
Ross: Oh, you have some studying to do?
Elizabeth: Do you not want to be seen with me?
Chandler: Okay. Okay. (Joey puts him down.) What are you gonna do to me if you get the part?
Rachel: Do you guys know any cute guys?
Monica: Chandler, do you think we talk about our relationship enough?
Ross: Postpone it? Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? Do you my sisters teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh? (He puts his pants on backwards.) This isnt right.
Monica: (To Chandler) Do you want our guy to be your guy?
Elizabeth: Oh! Sorry! Umm, I actually do need to talk to you.
Ross: I can do that. Oh-oh, what if she gets upset?