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Ross: Yeah, well, does he look upset? Does he look like he was just told to shove anything?
Rachel: Oh, she wants to see me tomorrow...Oh, she sounded really weird, I gotta call Barry... (Does so, on phone) Hi, it's me, I just.. Mindy!! Mindy! Hi! No, I figured that's where you'd be!
Chandler: Does it matter?!
Monica: (To Chandler) How does that laugh not give you a headache?
Ross: What?! What does he want?! I wasnt doing anything!
Monica: (laughs) I dont have anything like that, but let me go see if Rachel does.
Ross: LookOkay, Im just gonnaIm gonna have to go find him and bring him back! Okay? You-you make sure Monica does not find out, okay?
Rachel: Oh yes! Thank you! (He does so and Rachel sits down on the couch.)
Rachel: (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen naked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)
Monica: Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?! (Flash) Does this look like a conversation that I want to remember?!
Policeman: And in the meantime you better let him drive. Does he have a license?
Ross: Okay. (Swallows hard.) Hop on Gert. (She does and Ross winces in pain.)
Chandler: Little?! You freaked out big time! Okay? And I fixed it! We have switched places! I am the relationship and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up! (Does a dance of joy.) (Monica glares at him.) And now we're back.
{Transcribers Note: She puts the key into the ignition, which is on the left side of the steering wheel. Does anyone know why that is? Its a tradition left over from Porsches racing history. The worlds greatest endurance race is the 24 Hours of LeMans. Which is in France and runs for 24 hours straight from noon on Saturday through the dark of night and finishes at noon on Sunday. In the 60s LeMans had a unique start where the drivers would actually start the race outside of the car and across the track. At the start of the race, the drivers would run across the track, get in the car, buckle up, start the car, and drive off. Porsche wanted to reduce the amount of time that took. Since all cars to that point had the ignition switches on the right side of the steering wheel, that required the drivers to use their right hand to grab the seat-belts, put the car in gear and start it. The drivers left hand did nothing. Porsche in order to save a few seconds in a 24-hour race; moved the ignition switches to the left side of the steering wheel so that the driver could start the car with his left hand while grabbing the seat-belts with his right hand. Thats why every Porsche car built since then has the ignition on the left side of the steering wheel.}
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
Monica: Yeah! (They turn to the camera, and Chandler does The Face again.) All right, maybe you dont have to smile. Lets try something else. Lets try umm, try looking sexy.
(She does so.)
Rachel: Oh please. (He does so.)
(Dramatic music plays and Joey does a little Smell-the-fart acting.)
Rachel: Oh does it matter?! All that matters is that you look so handsome.
Erin: I really dont think he does. And yknow what? Maybe you guys could help clue him in. Yknow, tell him Im-Im not interested in a serious relationship or something.
Joey: Yeah, I-I-I'm down with that. (He turns back to the woman.) Okay, here goes. (Thinks.) How (Holds up his hand like an Indian) you (Points at her) a-doin'? (Does a little twisting motion with both hands and ends up pointing at her, he then winks. She smiles and waves again.) (To Monica) It worked! She's waving me over. (Towards the woman.) Okay, I-I-I'll be right over. Let's see, she's on the third floor
Ballerina: Thank you. (Does another ballerina move.)
Joey: When have I ever done that?! (And does the sound again.)
Phoebe: Sure it does. Yeah, yeah.
Joey: (eating) Huh. So then I can heat this up? (Goes and does so.)
Rachel: Oh my God! Was she old? Does she have a view?
Doug: Whats going on Bing? Does uh, your wife have a problem with me or something?
Hooker: Oh God! Listen, I am this close to robbing you guys. (Does the close sign.)
Mona: Okay, I guess you can close the door now. (He does so and they kiss.)
Joey: Well it does when you combine it with, "This is so embarrassing, I just want to have a normal life!"
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself.
Chandler: Well, this does butch it up a bit.
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
Ross: Well, uh, does she like you?
(Elizabeth leaves and Ross starts to remove his clothing right there in the middle of the living room where someone can see him. Of course, someone almost does, but he hears a door opening and )
Chandler: No. But Im sure (mimics Don) tomatoes does.
FBOB: OK, now before I go, does anybody else need to be picked up? [everyone raises their hands] I'm still gonna go.
Joey: Does it really matter?
Jim: Someone does. Me.
Rachel: Come on Ross give me the keys! Monica does not know what shes talking about! I am an excellent driver!
Mr. Zelner: Please, come in. Have a seat. (She does so.)
Joey: It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this. (Does this intense look where it looks like he's smelling a fart.)
Phoebe: See, that just means it's working. Does this hurt? (presses down elsewhere)
(Chandler does so.)
Phoebe: Oh, great! We couldnt keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while yknow, hed kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. (Does that to Monica.)
The Interviewer: So umm, now back to the show. How does it feel to have a huge gay fan base?
Monica: Okay. (Does so.)
Chandler: What does a Wicked Wango card do?
(He turns his back to Monica and does the international sign for big boobies again.)
Chandler: Goin out, huh? Wow! Wow! (Does a little celebration dance) So things didnt work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.
Rachel: Im just kidding! You can go pee! (He does so in a hurry.)
Phoebe: Wait, I think I know someone who does that.
Phoebe: Joey, you pick who ever you want. Okay? You just listen to your heart. What does it tell you? (Mimicking a heartbeat and tapping her chest.) Phoebe, Phoebe.
Rachel: Yeah, I know, I know, I know he does. But I have to tell him how I feel! He deserves to have all the information and then he can make an informed decision.
Joey: (standing behind her) Uh, you gotta press the button. (Does so.)
(Rachel motions for Ross to close the privacy screen, which he does.)
Janice: I mean this is so great! Were gonna be baby buddies! (Does the laugh.)
Amy turns to Ross and Rachel: Why does she keep making that noise?
Monica: Does that sound like Janice?
Janice: Oh. Well then shut me up. (Does the laugh.)
Chandler: Thats funny. Does it-does it hurt? Does the labor hurt?
Chandler: Does Ross know?
Chandler: What?! Why does she think that?
Phoebe: Mike, let me ask you something. How many sisters does Joey have?
Phoebe: Although he does play with himself in his sleep.
Phoebe: It really does how long do you think we have to stay?
(He brings his hands in closer to his face then does it again.)
Rachel: Argh! Why does everything happen to me?!
Joey: Do you mind crouching down a little bit, so that I look taller? (Chandler does so) There you go. (And they walk down the red carpet.)
Phoebe: Concert. Yeah. That does put us in quite a pickle. Because you see Im very busy before and after the concert, and hes obviously busy during.
Ross: (To Katie) Yeah, Im just gonna grab my coat. And uh, and my whip. (Katie looks worried.) Yknow because of the Indiana Jones? (Katie laughs) Not-not because Im-Im into S&M. (Katies worried again.) Im not-Im not into anything weird. Yknow? Just-just normal sex. (Katie is uncomfortable.) So, Im gonna grab my coat. (Does so, leaving Katie and Rachel alone.)
Hayley: no that's just where you were going I just figured that I'd help you out, you don't seem like the kind of guy that does this very a lot.
Chandler: does what always have to be sharks.
(Chandler screams a little bit, then realises that he can spit out his gag. He does so with a Pouff!)
Claudia: I�m sorry. Does the smoke bother you?
Phoebe: One really does have a stick up one�s ass. Doesn�t one?
Waiter: Er�does not.
Monica: Does he?
Monica: What does she do there?
Chandler: So, who does?
(She does so and it makes her look pregnant.)
Rachel: Wow. She does that a lot!
DR. BURKE: Yeah, it sure does. [they hug and it turns into a passionate kiss]
Phoebe: Well, Ross does. What... You're - you're ruining the plan! Joey, you've - you've fixed him up with his perfect woman!
PHOEBE: [pauses the tape] Ok, Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and can't find him. Now, I've looked ahead on the tape and he does find him again. But, ok, before that happens, there's some pretty rough goin' for a while but I think we can handle it. And, there's just the alphabet but we know that ends well so. Ok, here we go. [starts the tape again]
Ross: Why does everyone keep saying that?
(Joey does the "plan-laugh.")
Joey: Make the transfer! (She does so)
(She does so by taking off her jacket seductively, only she has trouble getting one hand out and slams the jacket on the chair angrily to remove it.)
Ross: Does it? Does it? Yeah, I wanted to give that whole Does it? part just another glance.
Rachel: No Phoebe! You cannot get the phone that way; thats not fair! Okay look, I have an idea. Why dont we, why dont we see what kind of number he has on his speed dial, and then from that we can tell who has more in common with him. And then whoever does gets the phone.
Joey: It does?
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Ross: Okay, what does it mean?
Monica: Just double checking (does so)...no, no, no...(takes off a shoe and takes a ticket out of it) No!
Chandler: Does that mean I get the good loving tonight?
Chandler: Okay, are you aware unagi (does the finger thing) is an eel?
Chandler: Phoebe, did you see that?! He totally checked you out! He is so cute! (Looking at his tea.) Mine has a picture of The Village People, what does that mean?
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Monica: That's it, just sign right on the bra (the actor does so).
Ross: Or you can sit with him on the front porch and make sure no one steals the trash cans. He does that every week too.