words in movies
Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, at gunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go.
Monica: But I figured, you know, that shouldn't change anything. I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are.
Emily: So what did he decide? Does your Uncle Nathan get an invite or not?
Ross: Yeah. (He does so and Phoebe hugs him.)
Rachel: You all know? Does Ross know?
Ross: So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?
Phoebe: (Trying to get up.) Wait!! Where are you going?! What are you doing?! No!! Wait!! (Not able to get up.) God!! Why am I always pregnant when she does that?!
Monica: What does she mean by 'involved'?
Ross: So uh, Rach? Does it, does it feel weird around here now? Y'know since I've been away at college.
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Rachel: Oh, how does he look? How does he look?
Rachel: So does it really hurt as bad as they say?
Chandler: Does that room have a closet I can lock him in? (pause) We'll take it.
Monica: Come here. (He does, and they kiss.) Okay, be right back.
Phoebe: Oh no! Not that guy! He does look like him though.
Ross: How come? Everybody else does.
Monica: So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?
(He does so.)
Joey: Hey! That must be why I got fired last week! Does this Orson Wells guy direct Burger King commercials?
Larry: This does. (Shows her his badge.)
Chandler: You mean this. (Does the maneuver perfectly.)
Phoebe: Oh, okay, I'm having another one! This one doesn't hurt eitherOoh, yes it does! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ooh! (Checks under the blanket.) Oh, I was kinda hoping that was it.
Joey: Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?
Joey: All right, Rach, the big question is, does he like you? All right? Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo-point.
Chandler: (admiring his work) This, this actually is a (Does the same gibberish word from before.)
Rachel: Well, uh, I-I don't know. See when-when you put it that way y'know it does sort of
Phoebe: Does it look like a urinal?
Phoebe: Give me your hands. (He does and she smells his left hand.) Strings. Gimme it! (He gives her his right hand and she smells it as well.) Pick. Do you want to learn to play guitar?
Ross: Thanks. (Gets up and as he does so, the sound returns. Without another word he heads into her bathroom.)
Phoebe: Does it look like an ashtray?
Chandler: Oh yes, sir! Put me out of my misery. Are you sure you never played pro? (Does his work laugh.) (To Monica) Please let them win!
(Chandler does a fake laugh.)
Ross: What difference does that make?!
Chandler: Oh. (Does a double take when he realizes what she just said.)
Monica: Me and Chandler?! (Does her fake laugh.)
Chandler: I can blow dry it. I can put gel on it. It doesnt matter, I still wind up with this little (pats the flat spot on the back of his head) cowlicky thing on the middle part of my head. Its so annoying. Does it bug you?
Chandler: Coffee in a fight! (Does the laugh again.)
Ross: Yeah? All right I'll call the airlines. (Picks up the phone and does so)
Krista: Oh, this is so good (A piece of cake.) you have got to try it. (She takes some on her finger and feeds it to Danny. Then takes a little more and does it again. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang stares on in shock. Then they pick up a part of it and some filling falls into his lap.)
Phoebe: (seeing the look on Chandler's face) He-he does not like it! He hates it! He's in pain!
Joey: Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya?
Rachel: Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom. (Does so.)
Chandler: (notices something) Ross is wearing leather pants! Does nobody else see that Ross is wearing leather pants? (Pause, no one speaks.) Someone comment on the pants!
Joey: Shhh! This is a museum, no talking. Right down here, (Motions to a fossilised dinosaur foot.) we have a large foot. (Sees Ross working in one of the display cases.) Uhh, and over here we have Ross Geller. (Knocks on the glass) Everyone wave Hi to Ross. Ross is one of our most important scientists, look at him, hard at work. (Ross does the old "Putting a cigarette in your ear and pulling it out of your mouth trick.") Okay, moving right along. Come on.
Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever
Monica: I'm telling you, something's wrong! My brother does not stay out all night.
Rachel: Hi, Im sorry Im late but I am ready, ready to talk you up! When does Lizs father get here?
The Salesman: Lets see, ahhh Where does the Pope live?
Joey: I do. Theres uh, lets see, Guy With a Mustache, Smokes-A-Lot Lady, Some Kids Ive Seen, and A Red-haired Guy Who Does Not Like To Be Called Rusty.
(Monica does a fake laugh. For the laughs, you'll have to see the episode. I can't describe them.)
Monica: My boyfriend really does have good taste!
Rachel: (does Monica's) I know!
Monica: (does Rachel's) Nooo!
Chandler: What does it look like? I'm going home.
Ross: If it does? Then you're an amazing friend of mine.
Joey: Me too! Me too! Me too! (Yeah, he does the same thing.)
Ross: Hey, does anybody want to get some lunch? All those in favor say I? (Pokes his eye)
Rachel: Oh my God! What does that thing do?
Ross: Yeah? Sometimes it's (Does the fist thing.)
Rachel: Nope! (She puts one in her mouth and spits it out, then does it again in another direction.)
(She does so and it makes her look pregnant.)
Joey: Hit me! (He does so.)
Monica: This doesnt mean anything, does it?
Ross: (does so) Oohh, 23. (Rachel looks at him.) Which is what we play to at this casino! You win 10 dollars! (Holds out a ten.)
Phoebe: Thousands of times!! That doesnt make me sound too good does it?
(She does Ross's little gesture. In response Ross puts his hands behind his neck with his arms sticking straight out and starts flapping them together.)
Ross: This is perfect! She'll have to come back here with your pizza, and when she does, I'll turn on the Charm-O-Ross. Oh I'm so glad you don't eat meat.
Joey: No-no! No way! Joey Tribbiani does not take charity anymore.
Phoebe: Good thats a good one. Okay, Monica, anything? Yknow? Does Rachel move the phone pen?
Rachel: Ohh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?
Chandler: Double it! (He does.)
Ross: Why does anyone have to be naked?
Mr. Geller: I always thought that too. Tell me, what does your father do?
Rachel: Yeah! Its an apothecary table. Does anyone even know what an apothecary is?
Gary: Hey Joe does it have meatballs on it?
Rachel: Honey, this is not your fault, just because you guys had a fight, it does not justify her sleeping with someone.
Ross: She does want to.
Chandler: Well, why does she not want to hang out with us?!
Gary: Does it have melted cheese and marinara sauce?
Rachel: Oh, she does want to.
Ross: Hey does anyone have any gum?
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself. (Walks towards the door until )
[Scene: A beauty parlour, Rachel is getting a manicure while Chandler, yes Chandler, is getting a petticure (Does that scare you that I know those terms? Well, it scares me.).]
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) You guys, (holds up an outfit) does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?
Rachel: I am jealous of her?! I mean who does she think she is?! Princess Caroline?!
Chandler: Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
(Chandler does the weird clicky thing again.)
Director: I dont see it. (To Janine) You are dancing with the tall guy over there. Tall guy, raise your hand! (He does. Janine goes over to him.)
(He does a kara-tay move to silence her, then answers the phone.)
Rachel: Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?
Ross: Yeah. Right. Save it. I can do that. (Gets up and does a little kara-tay.)
Ross: She doesnt know she was fired yet, does she?
Frank: Okay, so wait, all right, so how does that make things better?
PHOEBE: Does it matter? You're ultimately just gonna die or get divorced or have to blow your pets head off.
Rachel: Ahhhhh, salmon skin roll. (She does the finger thing.)
Ross: Okay. (He does so.)
Rachel: How does going to a strip club help him better?
Chandler: I made a (Does one of those gibberish words.)
Monica: Im just so excited to make the presents! (Chandler does another sarcastic/scared laugh and leaves.) Shoot!
Janices Voice: (singing) Youre look for laughable (She does the now patented Janice laugh.)
Dr. Drake Remoray: Not so fast Wesley! (Rachel does a silent clap.)