words in movies
Rachel: Oh my God! Was she old? Does she have a view?
Phoebe: Look Eric, turn around. (He does so.) Look, I like you, but it shouldnt be this hard. Yknow? This is our first date yknow? First dates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity and Ooh, he just touched my hand, did he mean to touch my hand? and yknow first kisses and (He kisses her) second kisses. (Motions for him to kiss her again which he does and they start to make out.)
Joey: (there's a gunshot on TV) There's my scene, there's my scene. [Joey on tv] "Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon. I'm afraid the situation is much worse than we expected. Your sister is suffering from a..." (Does the smell-the-fart look.)
Chandler: (leans in and takes a sniff of Joey's sandwich) Wow! That sandwich really does smell good.
Ross: No, no. This will always be your place. It would be too sad. Plus, how much a month does it cost to feed Joey?
Joey: All right, I have one question. What is the deal with this? (Imitates Ross's 'quiet down' maneuver, but does move his hands up and down he just flaps his hands as if he's waving good-bye.)
Phoebe: Tiger! (Joey moves his hand in an attempt to do the chord, in fact he does it with each name.) Dragon! Iceberg!! (He fails.) Joseph, did you even study at all last night?
Chandler: What does a guy have to do to be taken seriously around here?!
Chandler: No, Beth doesnt die, she doesnt die. Does she Rachel?
Phoebe: Yeah thats right Chandler does still think Im pregnant. He hasnt asked me how Im feeling or offered to carry my bags. Boy, I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. (Monica looks at her.) After you of course.
Ross: All right here. Watch me execute the three Ps of championship play. Power. (swings the racquet) Precision. (swings the racquet.) and penache. (does a backswing and hits Sarah whos started up the stairs, knocking her down, they both watch in horror.)
Phoebe: Ooh, sorry. Um, and, and then you put your arms around me. And then you put your arms around me. (He does so) And, um, and then you tell me that you love me and you'll never forget me.
Chandler: I can see it now, "Look dad, its the Sphinx!" (Does that party noise again.)
Phoebe: Well alright, looks like you guys have got it under control so Im just gonna go. (She gets up and Rachel looks at her, upset, and Monica just stares.) No! Really? Misery really does love company. All right! (She sits back down.)
Monica: Why does my cinamon stick have an eraser?
Erica: Reverend, can I ask? Does the bible say anything about adoption?
Ross: What, so he was a little analytical. That's what he does, y'know? C'mon, he's not that bad.
Rachel: (stopping him) Wh-whoa! All right, okay-okay, I see, I see what's going on here! Now listen, look-look, I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, but I am not some hussy who will just sleep around to get ahead! Now even though I (He tries to interrupt and tell her about the ink), hey-hey-hey, even though I kissed you, that does not give you the right to demand sex from me. I do not want, this job that bad. Good day, sir. (She storms out of his office.)
Phoebe: And Joey, get me a bottle of wine and glasses? (He begrudgingly does so.)
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?
MR. GELLER: Judy, Judy, relax, this is our little harmonica we're talking about. We taught her well. Ten percent of your paycheck, where does it go?
Rachel: Ooh, I have to go pack. (Gets up to do so.) It really does?
Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
Ross: Does she.
Chandler: "So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?"
Chandler: What does she do?
Dr. Baldhara: Does he, uh, fight with other animals?
Phoebe: Does, um, anyone wanna see?
Monica: How does she do that?
Phoebe: Does anyone want the rest of this Pop-Tart?
Rachel: (does a retching sound) Wait a minute! Why dont you guys do something?!
Ross: Okay. I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch. (Does so.)
Rachel: Does it still hurt?
Chandler: Oh, yeah. I'd marry him just for his David Hasselhof impression alone. You know I'm gonna be doing that at parties, right? (Does the impression)
Monica: Thank you. So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall? Short?
Ross: All right, you know that one was coming, but that doesnt mean you have unagi. (Does the finger thing.)
Monica: ...And then we throw your body in the water... Gee, that does sound fun.
Chandler: Does he say that before he sticks his thermometer in your touchy?
PHOEBE: With the web, the spider she dies, she does. She has babies and dies. It's like ya know, hey welcome home from the hospital, thud.
Carol: So don't do it, it's fine. You don't have to do it just because Susan does it.
Phoebe: (walking over) Hey. Ursulas fianc�e is really sweet! Hes a teacher, he does all this volunteer work. Yknow normally yknow, I dont like really sweaty guys. But this one? I could just mop him up!
Monica: Thats a good idea! I bet they have one of those wind machines! Yknow (Does the whole hair blowing in the wind model type poses.)
PHOEBE: Oh. Mine does. (singing) Stephanie knows all the chords. (makes a face)
Monica: (holding sandwich) Does anybody wanna split this with me?
Rachel: Ok, I, I hear what you're sayin'. I'm with you. Um, but I, but I'm trying really hard. And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee? (everyone in the place raises their hand) Oh, look at that.
Ross: Does it always, uh--?
Phoebe: It does! How would you feel if you couldnt share your cooking? Or-or imagine how Ross would feel if he couldnt teach us about dragons.
Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
Doug: But seriously, I believe that we should all support President Clinton. And her husband Bill. (Chandler does the laugh.)
Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?
Rachel: (waitressing) Does anybody want anything else?
Phoebe: What does that mean? Does he sell it, drink it, or just complain a lot? (Chandler doesn't know.)
(Forgetting herself, Susan does the "Mommy" action with Ross.)
Rachel: Well Joey, youll probably get it. But you should probably your-your gracious loser face. Yknow when like the cameras are on you and you wanna look disappointed but also that your colleague deserved to win. Yknow? So its sorta like (Does it, youll have to see it.)
Chandler: So what does this mean?
Phoebe: Does he know?
Chandler: What does yours say Pheebs?
Ross: So, guys, am I crazy, or does Phoebes mom remind anyone of a cat?
Charlie: Mmh... he does have a pretty serious latex fetish.
Monica: Oh, hang on, hang on. Does Aunt Monica get a say in this?
Rachel: Well, I just lost a job, and I'd like to raise the bet five bucks. Does anybody have a problem with that?
Chandler: Im sorry! Hey-hey Joe, why dont you uh, lift up your shirt? (He does.) Take a look at this kiddo. (Alex finally starts crying.) We have a crying child! Roll the damn cameras!
Joey: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, Ill show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didnt see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye. (picks up a card and quickly looks at it) I just did it. (does it again) I just did it, again. Here, Ill slow it down so that you guys can see it. (looks and the card in slow motion)
Rachel: What does she mean?
Chandler: So what does this mean?
Chandler: Well, it does not ring a bell with me...
Rachel: What, it's ok when Chandler does it?
Carol: What does he look like?
Monica: Well, you're... you're different funny... I mean, you're... you're more sarcastic a-a-and... well, he does... bits... and impressions... and... and limericks...
Joey: He doesn't do much, does he?
Phoebe: Here, look, alright, does this help?
Ross: I knew it! I knew it! I always knew she liked him! Y'know, shed say no, but here we are! Right? We just broke up, first thing she does!
Monica: Does he not make enough money?
Monica: But I figured, you know, that shouldn't change anything. I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are.
Janice: Hi! Hi sweetheart! This is my husband Sid, I dont think youve met him. Ross, Rachel, this is Sid. I nabbed him a year ago at the dermatologists office. Thank God for adult acne huh? (Does the laugh.)
Rachel: Oh, she wants to see me tomorrow...Oh, she sounded really weird, I gotta call Barry... (Does so, on phone) Hi, it's me, I just.. Mindy!! Mindy! Hi! No, I figured that's where you'd be!
Joey: Hey, when the doctor does that hernia test...
(Ross does not approve of Chandler's daft theory.)
Joey: Uh, does it hurt?
Rachel: No! None! I mean, my first night in the city, he mentioned something about asking me out, but nothing ever happened, so I just... (to Joey): W-well, what else did he say? I mean, does he, like, want to go out with me?
RACHEL: Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex.
STRANGER: Yeah, I'm looking for Phoebe, does she still live here?
Monica: Yeah? What does she think of your little science project?
RACHEL: So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?
Monica: (gets up) OK, how does everybody like their burgers?
ROSS: So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special?
Joey: Hit me! (He does so.) Ohh man! (Joey busts and loses all the money, but when the dealer starts to collect the cards Joey notices something.) Wait! (He holds his hand next to the dealer's hand.)
Janice: Oh, we go way back. Before Monica made an honest man out of him, Chandler used to be my little love muffin! (does her irritating laugh). So? Are you guys thinking of getting this house too? Ooh! Are we gonna have a bidding war? I'd better warn you, I'm a toughie (playfully punches Chandler, who tries to get away from her)
PHOEBE: Ok. Um, so does your guitar have a strap?
Ross: Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?
MICH: Oh, that does sound. . .Ahh.
{Note: Does anyone else want to smack Ross right about now? Raise your hands. Okay, put them down before you stink out the person next to you.}
RTST: Oh, some, that's fine. Some is fine. Some is not a lot. So, it doesn't burn when you pee, does it?
(The group does the same horrible dance that Joey did earlier in the show, except they're all out of sync and they do the jazz hands at the end.)
Joey: Ok, I got one, I got one. Uh, if he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?
Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?
(He takes a bite out of the sandwich and as he does so, Phoebe attacks the other end and starts devouring the sandwich.)
Monica: No, it doesn't, does it? But you wanted lumps, Ross? (picks up the pan of badly burnt potatoes) Well, here you go, buddy, ya got one.
Jessica Lockhart: Whats the matter Dina? Dont you recognize your own (Does a hair flip) mother?!
MNCA: [holding bottles] Does anybody want these?
RACHEL: Does anybody need anything?
Rachel: No, yknow what? Its gonna be okay. I mean you dont have to have this rustic Italian feast. Yknow? And-and you dont need, you dont need this custom-made, empire waisted, duchess, satin gown; you can wear off the rack. (She starts to cry, as does Monica.)