words in movies
Phoebe: (to the students) Oh, Im sorry. Im so rude. Does anyone want to come to the movies?
Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (Hes about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachels room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) Thats so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar (Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) wouldnt be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his (Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)
Ross: Okay! Now, Im going to touch you. (He does so, very gingerly.) Ohh, thats soft. (He starts poking him and notices his salad spoons and starts to massage him with those.)
Rachel: No, yknow what? Its gonna be okay. I mean you dont have to have this rustic Italian feast. Yknow? And-and you dont need, you dont need this custom-made, empire waisted, duchess, satin gown; you can wear off the rack. (She starts to cry, as does Monica.)
Ross: (does so) Oohh, 23. (Rachel looks at him.) Which is what we play to at this casino! You win 10 dollars! (Holds out a ten.)
Ross: This is perfect! She'll have to come back here with your pizza, and when she does, I'll turn on the Charm-O-Ross. Oh I'm so glad you don't eat meat.
Joey: No-no! No way! Joey Tribbiani does not take charity anymore.
Phoebe: Good thats a good one. Okay, Monica, anything? Yknow? Does Rachel move the phone pen?
Chandler: Double it! (He does.)
Ross: Why does anyone have to be naked?
Rachel: Ohh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?
Mr. Geller: I always thought that too. Tell me, what does your father do?
Gary: Hey Joe does it have meatballs on it?
Rachel: Honey, this is not your fault, just because you guys had a fight, it does not justify her sleeping with someone.
Ross: She does want to.
Chandler: Well, why does she not want to hang out with us?!
Gary: Does it have melted cheese and marinara sauce?
Rachel: Yeah! Its an apothecary table. Does anyone even know what an apothecary is?
Rachel: Oh, she does want to.
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself. (Walks towards the door until )
[Scene: A beauty parlour, Rachel is getting a manicure while Chandler, yes Chandler, is getting a petticure (Does that scare you that I know those terms? Well, it scares me.).]
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
(Chandler does the weird clicky thing again.)
Ross: Hey does anyone have any gum?
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) You guys, (holds up an outfit) does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?
Rachel: I am jealous of her?! I mean who does she think she is?! Princess Caroline?!
Director: I dont see it. (To Janine) You are dancing with the tall guy over there. Tall guy, raise your hand! (He does. Janine goes over to him.)
Chandler: Yes, it does bother me! And I think it would bother a lot of people. Rachel, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women?
Ross: Yeah. Right. Save it. I can do that. (Gets up and does a little kara-tay.)
Rachel: Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?
(He does a kara-tay move to silence her, then answers the phone.)
Ross: She doesnt know she was fired yet, does she?
Frank: Okay, so wait, all right, so how does that make things better?
Ross: Okay. (He does so.)
PHOEBE: Does it matter? You're ultimately just gonna die or get divorced or have to blow your pets head off.
Chandler: I made a (Does one of those gibberish words.)
Janices Voice: (singing) Youre look for laughable (She does the now patented Janice laugh.)
Monica: Im just so excited to make the presents! (Chandler does another sarcastic/scared laugh and leaves.) Shoot!
Rachel: How does going to a strip club help him better?
Dr. Drake Remoray: Not so fast Wesley! (Rachel does a silent clap.)
Joey: (to Carl) Pizza!! We like Pizza!! Get out!!! (Carl does so.)
Rachel: Ahhhhh, salmon skin roll. (She does the finger thing.)
Janice: Yeah, Im riding the alimony pony. (Does the now famous laugh.)
Monica: Does that smell bother you?
Janice: Yeah, um, Im, Im leaving now. (tries to get her leg out of Chandlers grasp, she finally does, but Chandler takes off her shoe.)
Fireman #2: Well someone does.
Phoebe: That doesnt lock does it?
Chandler: Wait a minute, is she going for spring vacation or is she going for spring break? (Does a little whooping/party noise.)
Monica: Does Ralph mumble when youre not paying attention?
Ross: Yeah, how does Jason look in a v-neck?
Rachel: But Joey, I dont think Ross wants me to move into his apartment and disrupt his life like that. I mean(Ross turns to her with wishful eyes.)Or he does.
(Rachel does so and its one of those dance party shows they have during spring break and we see )
(Chandler does this throat sound.)
Chandler: (disgusted) What does it say?!
Ross: Oh yeah! Wasnt she uh (Does the international sign for big boobies.)
JOEY: Well, see when you're acting you need to think about stuff like that. My character, Joseph the processor guy, has two little girls, Ashley and Brittany. Ashley copies everything Brittany does.
Chandler: If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than Richard?
Kristen: (To Chandler) Excuse me? (Chandler does the shy thing again.)
Phoebe: (wearing a veil) Am I crazy or does this totally go?!
Rachel: I mean Ross all that does is remind us that you are interested in fossils.
Paul: Yes it does.
Joey: Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand up straight. (Does so.) Take a couple deep breaths. (Does so.) Look confident. (Does so as Rachel opens the door and startles him.)
Joey: (he stops screaming at action) "Take good care of your Momma son." (Again Alex does nothing.)
Chandler: Im not freaking out. Why would I be freaking out? A woman named Heldi called and said we were getting married, but that happens everyday. (Does one of those Chandler noises.)
Janice: (entering) Ross you left you scarf in (sees everyone.) Hey you guys. (Does the laugh.)
Joey: Sounds great! Okay all right, well where does this go? (The lamp hes holding.)
Monica: What does he think? Does he think Im just gonna wait around for nothing?
(Joey does the 232 divided by 13 bad news look.)
Rachel: So, does this (The dress) come in another color or (The store owner walks away.)
Ross: Oh! (Does a laugh/groan.) Listen umm, I, I just stopped by to see if you wanted to see this play tonight. Umm, its supposed to be excellent. The director is the same
Carol: This doesn't have anything to do with the fact that he is being raised by two women, does it?
Chandler: And what does she have to think about? I love her!
Rachel: Ohh I mean two best friends falling in love, how often does that happen?
Chandler: And people say you dont pay attention. No, this is a much better job. Its vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical factoring for other companies.
Chandler: Okay. (Starts running for the bedroom) Im gonna get the ring! Im gonna get the ring! (Does so) Im gonna go find her and (starts running for the door) Im just going to propose!
Richard: Oh, okay. Well, Ill just leave the door open and go sit on the couch. (Does so.)
Monica: Ok, here we go. We need to sort out the tickets as quickly as possible to see if we've won. So does anybody have any ideas how to organize this? (doesn't let them answer) Ok, how about this: we divide them into 6 groups of 40, and the remaining 10 can be read by whoever finishes their pile first.
Chandler: Nothing, I just like to go like this. (Does it again.)
Phoebe: Yeah. And believe me, this suit does not do justice to whats underneath it.
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Chandler: Does anybody know me?!
Joey: Does a good teacher say, "Put down the beer pinhead!?"
Rachel: Joey, come on! We just went over this! (She does it instead.)
Chandler: All right, but I should warn you, Im not going. Im going. (Does The Face while saying that last part.)
Chandler: Okay. (Does The Face.)
Chandler: (awakens) Yeah! (Looks up and does The Face.)
(Chandler turns to the camera and does The Face.)
Ross: Noo, nnnnn. What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?
Rachel: Why does it matter so much to you?!
Phoebe: But why does it even matter?!
Phoebe: Oh. Yknow, he hums while he does other stuff to.
Chandler: Oooh, Im afraid that does not exist.
Monica: Well, apparently she does.
Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, at gunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go.
Gary: Let me tell you what I think might be going on. (Phoebe looks down in shame.) No-no-no, don't look at the table. Look at me. (Points to his eyes and she does so) Okay, I think somebody asked someone to move in with them. And I think someone said, "Yes" but now she's having doubts because things are moving to fast for someone. Does that sound at all possible to you?
Phoebe: Does Joey have any idea?
(And she does the laugh.)
Janice: He does?
(Chandler does the same nasal sound to Chandler.)
Monica: Well, no. But, um, I bet she probably does.
Chandler: I am sorry, but some of us have to get up early and go to work! (Monica looks at him) (To Monica) He does not know that I am not some of us.
Phoebe: (gasps) Does that mean Carcass is available?
Phoebe: Okay. (Does so.)
Nurse: Why dont we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow. (Does so.)