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Chandler: All right, now look at her and tell me she doesnt look exactly like her sister.
Ross: It doesnt matter. You dont dip your pen in the company ink.
Monica: I cant believe you. You still havent told that girl she doesnt have a job yet?
Nina: Maybe. But that doesnt explain why they keep taking my scissors.
Ross: No, come on, he doesnt know this stuff. If he knew how you felt.
Phoebe: Oh, well, it doesnt have a nameoh, okay, Phoebeball! No, it doesnt have a name. Umm, okay, Monica, what is your favourite thing about trees?
Rachel: Look he doesnt have any brothers or sisters, somebodys gonna have to teach him this stuff! And I havent taught him anything that a normal 6-year-old doesnt know anyway!
Monica: Find some! Please! Anything that doesnt say I-I died tragically in France. (Joey leaves to find clothes.)
Rachel: No! Phoebe just because I'm alone doesnt mean I wanna walk around naked. I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked.
Rachel: Joey, just-just he-hes new in town and I know he doesnt have any guy friends. Just take him to like a ball game or something. Ill really appreciate it.
Chandler: (trying the handle) It still doesnt work.
Monica: Okay, I gotta go find Rachel but umm, if you guys see her could you please try to give her some really bad news so that mine doesnt seem so bad? (Exits.)
Phoebe: Thousands of times!! That doesnt make me sound too good does it?
Rachel: Well, were a little early, the lecture doesnt end for 15 minutes.
Monica: This doesnt mean anything, does it?
Phoebe: So okay what? Youre gonna be married to a girl who doesnt even know about it?!Op, woman! Sorry.
Monica: It doesnt say that!
Monica: Then youd be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesnt make any sense.
(Rachel rips off another one, revealing another hole. Rachel then moves onto a third one, but this one doesnt have a hole underneath it.)
Phoebe: Well, this doesnt have to be so sad though. Yknow? Maybe instead of just thinking about how much youre gonna miss each other, you should like think of the things youre not gonna miss.
Monica: This doesnt feel weird!
Phoebe: Yknow it doesnt matter how much Im craving it. Yknow why Im never gonna eat meat? Because its murder, cold blooded murder.
Rachel: Oh, Kim, Hi. (Kim doesnt even look up from her report.)
Phoebe: Yeah, Chandler why dont you take a walk? This doesnt concern you.
Rachel: What are you talking about, Ross, you just said that you read it twice! Look, y'know what, either it does or it doesnt, and if you have to even think about it...
Monica: Aw, Im sorry sweetie that she doesnt feel the same way.
Rachel: Oh honey he doesnt need my help.
Monica: Maybe Joey doesnt have to give you the money, TV stars have assistants right?
Phoebe: So that story doesnt make you cry?
Rachel: Well, it doesnt sound like it! I mean, its pretty easy not to kiss someone, you just dont kiss them! See look at us, right now, not kissing!
Joey: Okay, I guess it doesnt seem that weird.
Monica: (wiping her nose) Are you saying that you dont wanna get with this? (Tries to do a little sexy body rub, but it doesnt work all that well with the big robe.)
Rachel: Oh, its a tattoo! Thats weird, Phoebe doesnt Wait thats Ursula! Thats not Phoebe that is Ursula!
Kate: That info-mercial! For the milk carton spout thing! Youre-youre-youre the guy that doesnt know how to pour milk!!
Joey: Im sorry, it justI dont know it doesnt really look like it can do anything.
Ross: She doesnt know she was fired yet, does she?
Rachel: Oh. (Doesnt believe it.)
Phoebe: That doesnt lock does it?
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!
Ross: All right, you know that one was coming, but that doesnt mean you have unagi. (Does the finger thing.)
Paul: Wow. What can I say? (Pause, pointing at Ross) This doesnt make me like you any better!
Elizabeth: Yknow what daddy? If you dont like Ross, thats fine. It doesnt matter to me, Im gonna go out with him anyway.
Ross: Well if it doesnt matter to her, it doesnt matter to me! (to Paul) Still not yelling!
Monica: It was a mistake. Please dont take this to mean anything, because it doesnt.
Chandler: No, Beth doesnt die, she doesnt die. Does she Rachel?
Chandler: Yes, if it really doesnt mean anything, because you know that Im just not ready
Joey: Just casually slip it in, yknow lay the groundwork. Tell her uh, Im a lonerNo! An outlaw! Tell her she doesnt want to get mixed up with the likes of me.
Rachel: Thats-thats great! See? I already feel like I know you a little better! Thank you. Okay, come on. Now we can go eat. Lets go. (Gets up to leave, but Paul doesnt move.)
Chandler: I just get mad when Rachel doesnt remember where were going.
Ross: Hey-hey, since youre the fix-it lady, heres a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesnt want to have the wedding at all?
Joey: Oh, very funny. I dont know if you remember, but my audition was supposed to be Thursday. (Chandler doesnt say anything until Joey figures it out.) You got me the audition?! Lets hug it up! (They hug.)
Rachel: Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it, but were gonna have to get into Mr. Zelners office. Now, he doesnt get in until 10, so hes no problem, but his assistant, Betty, she comes in early to eat her breakfast at her desk.
Jill: Its probably because not mature enough. Or smart enough. Maybe he doesnt like the way I dressNo that cant be it. Its really gotta be the smart thing. Oh Im so stupid! Im just like this incredibly pretty stupid girl!
Ross: Look lets not make a big deal out of this! It was a one time thing. It doesnt even matter!
Kristen: Well Joey doesnt like to talk about it but, hes one of the stars of Days Of Our Lives.
Phoebe: Oh, okay I didnt get that message. So this doesnt countAnyway, Ill be in my office.
Rachel: Oh! Yay! Look! Theres a piece that doesnt have floor on it!
Earl: It doesnt really seem like enough to be fate.
Joey: Great. (He doesnt like it.) You got anything thats not Ralph Lauren?
Phoebe: So what?! That doesnt give you the right to ditch me!
Ross: Well yeah, but she doesnt know that. I mean, the last time she saw you-you wouldve turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling.
Rachel: Youre lookin at it upside downyknow what? (Grabs the evaluation and throws it out.) It doesnt matter.
(Chandler glares at him. At first Joey doesnt know why, it takes him a little bit to figure it out.)
Phoebe: (doesnt have any luck) Umm, is-is that because youre out of toner?
Chandler: (To Monica) Go change! (To Phoebe) She doesnt want her parents to know shes drunk.
Cecilia: Yknow what? It doesnt matter! Because it is not true!
Monica: (hands the tape back to Joey, but doesnt let him grab it) Yknow maybe a little bit!
Cecilia: Yeah but Jessica doesnt have an English accent.
Monica: Doesnt it ever just freak you out that-that youre never gonna be with anybody new again?
Rachel: Noo! Oh no! No! God no! He should not get back together with her. I know that! You know that! Even Ross knows that! But that still doesnt give us the right to erase his message!
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
Monica: Oh because it doesnt really fit. Oh by the way, I-I booked the Swing Kings.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, his massage client is on the table and Ross is reluctantly starting his massage. He spreads some lotion in his hands, and doesnt like it.]
(Phoebe and Rachel both pause, look at each other, and go press their breasts against him. Which Joey doesnt mind, of course.)
Rachel: Seriously, your dad doesnt like pranks.
Rachel: Yeahbut come onListen, Im sorry I dont want to make you uncomfortable, but I told Phoebe that it happened and she doesnt believe me.
Monica: Yeah, I dont hear Chandlers and he doesnt hear mine.
Susan: Oh, hes fine. Hes fine. Its just that us getting along is difficult for him, because he doesnt like me.
Rachel: Oh God I just can not imagine what is gonna happen if Chandler doesnt show up!
Ross: Fine! Yknow what? It doesnt matter, because, if I remember correctly, there is a comb on the floor of the bathroom.
Ross: Shes fine. She doesnt know youre gone. And she doesnt have to know, okay? Now come on, were going home.
Chandler: Well he doesnt have to know! Its not like we run in the same circles. I hang out with you guys, and he stars in a drag show in Vegas.
Ross: Know whatIf somebody doesnt tell me whats going on right now
[Reset from before, Matt doesnt fall or look down.]
Lisa: But le Blanc really doesnt mess up much.
[Sequence 2: Phoebe throws the ball, and its intercepted by Joey, who starts to run up field. Rachel jumps on his back in order to try and tackle him, but she doesnt slow him down. Monica and Phoebe then both grab her legs in order to stop Joey, who still manages to fight through the tackle and score the touchdown.]
Ross: Yknow what?! It doesnt matter! It doesnt matter what you believe! What matters is what happened!
(The kissing couple doesnt move.)
Phoebe: Oh-oh no she doesnt! I know what that is. You can stay.
Ross: Yes lets. Yknow what? Uh, its-its not important. What is important is that, is that were having a baby. And its notDoesnt matter who came on to who.
Phoebe: Hey Ross! Doesnt Ben go to the Smithfield Day School?
Joey: Will you relax?! What are you taking this so seriously for? It doesnt matter.
Rachel: Doesnt he?
Monica: Well Phoebe doesnt eat turkey
Monica: Anyway, it just doesnt seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. Okay? Its a lot of work.
Rachel: Joey, just because theyre not getting married doesnt mean this is going to be a disaster. Maybe they have a plan!
Phoebe: Theyre just talking, and yknow what? Just because I think theyre soul mates doesnt mean anythings gonna happen.
Joey: No! No! No! Its different for you. Youre so strong and together. Youre not some dumb kid who doesnt know what shes doing.
Monica: All right. (He goes to push it and it doesnt move.)
Phoebe: Well, you were wrong, he doesnt like me!
Monica: No, it doesnt say where it came from. Where would we return it?
Monica: (laughs) Thats right. My Mom doesnt have any faith in me! Oh, thats hilarious! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Joey: Well, I guess youre right. Maybe, maybe Ill take her down to the incinerator. Its gonna be so said, and kinda cool. (He goes to remove the back, but it doesnt come off. So he sits down in it, puts his feet up, stands up, and looks back at it.) Shes heeled!
Phoebe: Hey, buddy. Hows my favorite dog, huh? Hows my favorite dog? (the dog doesnt move) Youre subdued. (to Joey) Did you give him a beer?