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Joey: Well, I figured were in another country, so it doesnt count.
Mr. Waltham: Shes in hiding. Shes utterly humiliated. She doesnt want to see you ever again.
Monica: (wiping her nose) Are you saying that you dont wanna get with this? (Tries to do a little sexy body rub, but it doesnt work all that well with the big robe.)
Phoebe: So that story doesnt make you cry?
Rachel: Oh, its a tattoo! Thats weird, Phoebe doesnt Wait thats Ursula! Thats not Phoebe that is Ursula!
Rachel: Well, it doesnt sound like it! I mean, its pretty easy not to kiss someone, you just dont kiss them! See look at us, right now, not kissing!
Monica: Maybe Joey doesnt have to give you the money, TV stars have assistants right?
Ross: She doesnt know she was fired yet, does she?
Rachel: Oh. (Doesnt believe it.)
Phoebe: That doesnt lock does it?
Chandler: All right, now look at her and tell me she doesnt look exactly like her sister.
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!
Joey: Im sorry, it justI dont know it doesnt really look like it can do anything.
Ross: All right, you know that one was coming, but that doesnt mean you have unagi. (Does the finger thing.)
Kate: That info-mercial! For the milk carton spout thing! Youre-youre-youre the guy that doesnt know how to pour milk!!
Elizabeth: Yknow what daddy? If you dont like Ross, thats fine. It doesnt matter to me, Im gonna go out with him anyway.
Monica: It was a mistake. Please dont take this to mean anything, because it doesnt.
Paul: Wow. What can I say? (Pause, pointing at Ross) This doesnt make me like you any better!
Chandler: No, Beth doesnt die, she doesnt die. Does she Rachel?
Ross: Well if it doesnt matter to her, it doesnt matter to me! (to Paul) Still not yelling!
Jill: Its probably because not mature enough. Or smart enough. Maybe he doesnt like the way I dressNo that cant be it. Its really gotta be the smart thing. Oh Im so stupid! Im just like this incredibly pretty stupid girl!
Chandler: Yes, if it really doesnt mean anything, because you know that Im just not ready
Joey: Oh, very funny. I dont know if you remember, but my audition was supposed to be Thursday. (Chandler doesnt say anything until Joey figures it out.) You got me the audition?! Lets hug it up! (They hug.)
Rachel: Thats-thats great! See? I already feel like I know you a little better! Thank you. Okay, come on. Now we can go eat. Lets go. (Gets up to leave, but Paul doesnt move.)
Chandler: I just get mad when Rachel doesnt remember where were going.
Ross: Hey-hey, since youre the fix-it lady, heres a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesnt want to have the wedding at all?
Phoebe: Oh, okay I didnt get that message. So this doesnt countAnyway, Ill be in my office.
Ross: Look lets not make a big deal out of this! It was a one time thing. It doesnt even matter!
Joey: Just casually slip it in, yknow lay the groundwork. Tell her uh, Im a lonerNo! An outlaw! Tell her she doesnt want to get mixed up with the likes of me.
Joey: Great. (He doesnt like it.) You got anything thats not Ralph Lauren?
Rachel: Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it, but were gonna have to get into Mr. Zelners office. Now, he doesnt get in until 10, so hes no problem, but his assistant, Betty, she comes in early to eat her breakfast at her desk.
Phoebe: So what?! That doesnt give you the right to ditch me!
Ross: Well yeah, but she doesnt know that. I mean, the last time she saw you-you wouldve turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling.
Rachel: Oh! Yay! Look! Theres a piece that doesnt have floor on it!
(Chandler glares at him. At first Joey doesnt know why, it takes him a little bit to figure it out.)
Rachel: Youre lookin at it upside downyknow what? (Grabs the evaluation and throws it out.) It doesnt matter.
Phoebe: (doesnt have any luck) Umm, is-is that because youre out of toner?
Kristen: Well Joey doesnt like to talk about it but, hes one of the stars of Days Of Our Lives.
Earl: It doesnt really seem like enough to be fate.
Cecilia: Yeah but Jessica doesnt have an English accent.
Chandler: (To Monica) Go change! (To Phoebe) She doesnt want her parents to know shes drunk.
Cecilia: Yknow what? It doesnt matter! Because it is not true!
Monica: (hands the tape back to Joey, but doesnt let him grab it) Yknow maybe a little bit!
Monica: Doesnt it ever just freak you out that-that youre never gonna be with anybody new again?
Rachel: Yeahbut come onListen, Im sorry I dont want to make you uncomfortable, but I told Phoebe that it happened and she doesnt believe me.
(Phoebe and Rachel both pause, look at each other, and go press their breasts against him. Which Joey doesnt mind, of course.)
Rachel: Seriously, your dad doesnt like pranks.
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
Rachel: Noo! Oh no! No! God no! He should not get back together with her. I know that! You know that! Even Ross knows that! But that still doesnt give us the right to erase his message!
Monica: Yeah, I dont hear Chandlers and he doesnt hear mine.
Monica: Oh because it doesnt really fit. Oh by the way, I-I booked the Swing Kings.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, his massage client is on the table and Ross is reluctantly starting his massage. He spreads some lotion in his hands, and doesnt like it.]
Susan: Oh, hes fine. Hes fine. Its just that us getting along is difficult for him, because he doesnt like me.
Ross: Shes fine. She doesnt know youre gone. And she doesnt have to know, okay? Now come on, were going home.
Rachel: Oh God I just can not imagine what is gonna happen if Chandler doesnt show up!
Chandler: Well he doesnt have to know! Its not like we run in the same circles. I hang out with you guys, and he stars in a drag show in Vegas.
Ross: Know whatIf somebody doesnt tell me whats going on right now
Ross: Fine! Yknow what? It doesnt matter, because, if I remember correctly, there is a comb on the floor of the bathroom.
Lisa: But le Blanc really doesnt mess up much.
[Reset from before, Matt doesnt fall or look down.]
[Sequence 2: Phoebe throws the ball, and its intercepted by Joey, who starts to run up field. Rachel jumps on his back in order to try and tackle him, but she doesnt slow him down. Monica and Phoebe then both grab her legs in order to stop Joey, who still manages to fight through the tackle and score the touchdown.]
Monica: Anyway, it just doesnt seem worth it to make a whole turkey for just three people. Okay? Its a lot of work.
(The kissing couple doesnt move.)
Ross: Yes lets. Yknow what? Uh, its-its not important. What is important is that, is that were having a baby. And its notDoesnt matter who came on to who.
Joey: Will you relax?! What are you taking this so seriously for? It doesnt matter.
Ross: Yknow what?! It doesnt matter! It doesnt matter what you believe! What matters is what happened!
Phoebe: Oh-oh no she doesnt! I know what that is. You can stay.
Rachel: Doesnt he?
Monica: Well Phoebe doesnt eat turkey
Monica: All right. (He goes to push it and it doesnt move.)
Monica: (laughs) Thats right. My Mom doesnt have any faith in me! Oh, thats hilarious! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Phoebe: Hey Ross! Doesnt Ben go to the Smithfield Day School?
Rachel: Joey, just because theyre not getting married doesnt mean this is going to be a disaster. Maybe they have a plan!
Joey: No! No! No! Its different for you. Youre so strong and together. Youre not some dumb kid who doesnt know what shes doing.
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Phoebe: Well, you were wrong, he doesnt like me!
Monica: No, it doesnt say where it came from. Where would we return it?
Joey: Well, I guess youre right. Maybe, maybe Ill take her down to the incinerator. Its gonna be so said, and kinda cool. (He goes to remove the back, but it doesnt come off. So he sits down in it, puts his feet up, stands up, and looks back at it.) Shes heeled!
Rachel: No! No, no-no-no Joey he doesnt want to buy my baby! I made that up!
Phoebe: Theyre just talking, and yknow what? Just because I think theyre soul mates doesnt mean anythings gonna happen.
Phoebe: Hey, buddy. Hows my favorite dog, huh? Hows my favorite dog? (the dog doesnt move) Youre subdued. (to Joey) Did you give him a beer?
(They both laugh. Ross sits down, but Rachel doesnt move and is lost in thought.)
Rachel: Oh! Yay! Look! Theres a piece that doesnt have floor on it!
Joey: (startled) Yeah, okay but look, buy uhHey-hey, yknow, yknow who else I like? You! And it-it doesnt get said enough. I like you Ross.
Monica: Phoebe, Sandras mad at you too. It-it doesnt bother you?
Rachel: But yknow umm, Rachel doesnt rhyme with draddle.
Monica: Excuse me? He doesnt even know what hes doing!
Rachel: I just dont know! It just doesnt feel right.
Cliff: It doesnt happen to me either.
Joey: God. Hes crazy! Why doesnt he want to be with Rachel?
Phoebe: I do! I do! I do! (Chases her into the hall, but Rachel doesnt stop.) I do! (Gives up.) Ugh, like I can really chase you. Im carrying a litter.
Ross: Yknow what I think it is? I think youve made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesnt want to leave.
Rachel: Thats not her name! Im sorry, she just doesnt feel like an Isabella.
Monica: Yeah-yeah, yknow what? Yeah, thats it-thats it, everything will be mine! Nothing will be yours! Thats-thats what I said! Oh come on, Chandler! Im talking about the barca lounger! It just, it doesnt match! Where is it gonna go?!
Monica: Breaks your heart doesnt it
Rachel: And you know, we said that we would, we would live together as long as this makes sense. An maybe this, you know,Just doesn�t make sense anymore.
Phoebe: One really does have a stick up one�s ass. Doesn�t one?
Rachel: Ohhh! (Looks at Aaron and recoils in horror.) Wow! He kinda takes your breath away doesnt he?
Rachel: Its just so frustrating! Why doesnt she want my breast?!
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Ross: Look, Chandler, its my joke. But, hey, if it makes you feel any better they dont print the name, so it doesnt really matter who gets credit, right?
{Transcribers Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So Im just gonna guess since it doesnt matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}