words in movies
Ross: (entering from the bathrooms) Hey Chandler, what are you doing tonight?
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coasts all the way over there. (Points to the coast, meanwhile there is coast behind him.)
Rachel: Okay, you just go on and make your little jokey-jokes, but if you do not know what you are doing out at sea you will die at sea. Am I getting through to you sailor?! (She punctuates each word by slapping him on the forehead.)
[Cut to the flashback, Chandlers no longer doing the voice-over.]
Rachel: Okay Joey honey, youre doing really good! All right, now Im just gonna need you to step to the port side. (Joey pauses as he tries to remember which side is the port side.) Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?
Joey: What are you doing?
Monica: Oh my God!!! What are you doing?!!
Joey: (noticing Chandler) What are you doing? (he pushes Chandler back to his side of the couch) Get back over on your side of the... (sees Robert in all his glory) Hello!! (to Robert) Hi, Im Joey, we havent met.
Ross: Hey Pheebs, what are you doing?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Rachel are doing Phoebe's makeup.]
Tommy: (noticing the chick) Ooh, hey! Hey, there little fella. (picks up the chick) Mr. Fuzzy-Man, how are you doing? (starts to pet him) Aww. (The chick poops on his hand.) Eww! Oh! Eww! Gross! Idiot!! Stupid little, fuzzy, yellow creature!! Oh look at me, Im so cute, Im a little chick whos disgusting! God, youre so stupid, how are you not yet extinct!! (the duck wattles behind him and quacks) (to the duck) Quack-quack, quack-quack!! What are you quacking about?! Dumb Donald Doo-Doo!!
Chandler: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)
Monica: Phoebe, I thought you said you know what youre doing?
Monica: Okay, Phoebe you know what youre doing right?
CHANDLER: It's not that hard to learn. And as for people realizing you have no idea what you're doing, hey, you're an actor. Act like a processor, people will think you're a processor.
Chandler and Joey: What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing?
Monica: (entering from her room) Hey, guess what I'm doing this weekend! I'm going to this culinary fair in New Jersey.
Chandler: I Think last night was great. You know, the Karaoke thing. Tracy and I doing Ebony and Ivory.
Chandler: Oh, yeah, I dont know what they were doing, but at one point sea turtles actually came up to the house.
Joey: Hey. What, what are you doing here?
Phoebe: Chandler what are you doing?!
Sister 1: (to Chandler) What cha doing?
Rachel: Chandler! Youre smoking? What are you doing?!
Rachel: What are you doing here?
Chandler: All right, I suppose I can wait a day. Hey, what are you doing Friday?
Ross: Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?
Rachel: Oh no, no-no-no, that's not, not, not, what he is doing. He's just, he's just really romantic.
Ross: What are you doing?
Rachel: Monica, what are you doing?
Joey: Hey, Rach, how you doing with The Shining?
Chloe: Hey, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?
Rachel: (startled) Oh!! My God, what are you doing here?
[Sequence 3: Chandler throws a pass to Ross, who catches it. Phoebe starts screaming and runs up to him and tries to tackle him. But all she ends up doing is running around his waist and screaming.]
Dr. Franzblau: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?
Phoebe: What are you doing here?
Carol: Hey, what are you doing here?
Rachel: What is he doing here?!
Phoebe: So you guys, I'm doing all new material tonight. I have twelve new songs about my mother's suicide, and one about a snowman.
Joey: Oh what, wait, wait a second, I mean, what are we doing? Whos going with who?
Monica: What are you doing?
(As Phoebe stands there in shock and disbelief, Chandler comes out of the bathroom and walks to his bedroom. Hes just got out of the shower and has the towel wrapped around himself high across his chest, and another towel wrapped around his head, like women wear towels. Joey watches Chandler wondering what the hell hes doing.)
Mark: Ive kinda of had this ah, this crush on you. (Rachel is shocked) But since you were with Ross, I-I didnt do anything about it. But, now that youre not, Id really like to ask you out sometime. So-so thats-thats what Im doing, now.
CHANDLER: I can't believe we're doing this.
Ross: What are you doing? Are you trying to hurt me? Or something?
Rachel: Well, oh, Mark, Im doing this for the wrong reasons, y'know? Im just doing it to get back at Ross. Im sorry, its not very fair to you.
Joey: Hows she doing?
Rachel: You are so just doing this out of spite.
Joey: Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.
(She hangs up, closes her phone, turns around and puts it in her bag which is in the back of the car. While doing this and not looking at the road, she turns the steering wheel by accident, which makes the car swerve.)
Monica: Hey, guess what Im doing tonight.
Joey: What cha doing?
Joey: Yeah, for sure. Okay. Probably want the first thing to be, never open your eyes. Y'know, because you dont want to be doing something and then look up and see something you dont want to be seeing.
Monica: Joey, what are you doing?! Its never gonna happen, shes seeing somebody.
Phoebe: Ross, went to get a cab so we can all... No, wh-what are you doing! No, Monica, no!
Lauren: (whispering) Tonight. What are you doing?
Joey: (sees hes watching Baywatch) Ohhh. (sees he still has the chick) Ahh! What are you doing?! I thought you were gonna take her back to the store today.
Dr. Rhodes: Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. (Ross starts to take off his pants) What are you doing?
Joey: Hi, how ya doing?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle.]
Phoebe: (standing up) Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice. (As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.) And then my mom wants to know-(notices Joey)-Joey, what are you doing?!
Pete: Well ah, Ive been doing a lot of thinking, and I look at my life
Ross: (stunned) Dude, what are you doing?
(Ross throws his hands out in a What are you doing? gesture)
Rachel: (entering, interrupting them) Hey guys! What's... (sees what they're doing and stops, the guys are stunned)
Phoebe: Oh, so, how are we doing?
Chandler: You know, it haunts me? Up til now, the worst thing I ever saw, was my father doing tequila shots off the naked houseboy. After this, I would gladly make that my screensaver!
Bonnie: What are you guys doing?!
Ross: Whoa, hey! What are doing? Trying to get me drunk?
Ursula: Yeah. So how have you been doing?
Phoebe Sr: What are you doing here?!
Joey: So let me get this straight. If you go with Bonnie tonight, youre doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on.
Phoebe: All right, stop it. Now youre just doing it to freak me out.
Phoebe: (doing Clunkers) Please don't leave me, I'll be lonely.
Chandler: Althea?! What are you doing?!
Chandler: No! (Calls) Danielle, hi! It's, uh, it's Chandler! (Listens) I'm fine. Uh, listen, I don't know if you tried to call me, because, uh, idiot that I am, I accidentally shut off my phone. (Listens) Oh, uh, okay, that's fine, that's great. (Listens) Okay. (Puts down the phone.) (to Monica) She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back. (He starts doing a little jig.) She's on the other line, she's gonna call me back, she's on the other line, gonna call me back...
Ross: My son? Pretty serious. (Theres a knock on the door and Ross answers it.) Oh hey Katie! (The cashier from before) What uh, what are you doing here?
Rachel: What is she doing here?
Joanna: What are you doing?
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Rachel: Well, I thought you liked doing it. (Rachel starts out the door and stops.)
Chandler: Sure. (Pause) And listen, thanks for doing that for us, by the way. (Retreats in defeat.)
Chandler: Well, Im so confused as to what weve been doing so far
Mr. Treeger:: What are you doing?
Rachel: Well Thats yknowThatsWeve been alone for the last twenty minutes were doing okay. Besides yknow what? I-IMaybe we wont be alone, cause lately I-Ithings have been happening between me and Ross, yknow? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Yknow? So it might be the the beginning of something.
Monica: Okay, Joey's doing the ceremony and Chandler's giving you away.
Monica: (turning around and doing that, "I'm making out with someone," thing with her hands) Ooh, umm, oh Kathy! Kathy, I love you! Oh! (She turns around and sees Gunther staring at her and stops suddenly.)
Monica: Youre doing it again.
Ross: Pheebs, what are you doing?
Monica: What are you doing with those?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on the couch still doing the crossword. Chandler is in the kitchen.]
Ross: Well, I was just playing with him, and y'know we were doing the alphabet song, which he used to be really good at, but suddenly hes leaving out e and f. Its like they just ah, I dont know, fell out of his head.
Phoebe: Yes, but I'm doing this.
Rachel: I know, but all that work youre doing to get it ready, I just (goes into her bedroom.)
Phoebe: Oh, I'm still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness to lots of kids who's moms didn't kill themselves, so by supporting them, I'm doing a good thing, but I'm not happy about it. So there, a selfless good deed.
Joey: Just now, after acting class. At first I thought she was doing some kind of scene, thats why I let people watch.
Ross: What are you doing?
Monica: What are you doing?!
Joey: Hey, Mon! Im not doing anything, why dont you fire me?
Chandler: (shocked) Joey, what-wh-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-what are you doing here?
[Cut to London, Chandlers hotel room. He is getting ready for bed by doing push-ups. One push-up. Just as he gets under the covers, theres a knock on the door.]
Monica: What are you doing?
Chandler: All right, all right, Ill go sleep with my girlfriend. But Im just doing it for you guys.
Phoebe: (doing the same) I really, really enjoyed it. Very exotic.
Joey: Okay look, look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot?
Ross: That's so Janine, you-you-you know what, do you know we're doing right now? You and I, we're interfacing.
Jay Leno: (on TV) Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going?