words in movies
Phoebe: I dont accept this rule. When me make plans, I expect you to show up. Okay, I cant just be a way to kill time til you meet someone better! Yknow boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but this (Motions that their friendship) is for life!
Chandler: So apparently we just dont pay for food anymore. (Rachel laughs then Chandler notices something.) Do you see what I see?
Chandler: By then, the cheesecake may have gone bad. We dont want her to come back to bad cheesecake.
Chandler: Well, we dont want that.
Phoebe: No he wont. And thats not even the point! Monica, I made a whole speech about you do not cancel plans with friends! And now yknow what? Just because, potentially, the love of my life comes back from Russia just for one night, I-I should change my beliefs?! I should change beliefs! No! No! No, if I dont have my principles, I dont have anything!
Phoebe: Come on Joey, dont make me feel badly about this.
Phoebe: Okay, whatever. Yknow what? I dont have time have time to convince you because hes only here for four hours, and Im gonna go see him! (Gets up and leaves.)
Chandler: Yknow what? I dont trust you with this cake anymore! And I got it first, and Im takin it back! (Grabs the cheesecake and heads for his apartment.)
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, no you dont!
Rachel: Thats also the smaller piece. (Puts the piece onto a plate.) Okay, there you go. Enjoy your half my friend, but that is it. No sharing. No switching, and dont come crying to me if you eat your piece to fast. (As shes saying that she is backing out the door, when she finishes she turns around to return to her place, stumbles and drops the cheesecake on the floor.) Oh!!!!
Chandler: Oh-ho-ho-ho-no! No! No switching! No sharing, and dont come crying to me! Ha-ha-ha! I may just sit here and have my cake all day! Just sit here in the hallway and eat my (Rachel knocks the plate from his hand and it falls on the floor. That process leaves just the forkful Chandler has, Rachel starts to go after that little bit and Chandler retreats into his apartment.)
David: Please, clean my beakers. I dont get out of the lab much.
Phoebe: Youre right! Youre right. Dont say it.
Chandler: Dont worry about it. Im taking care of it tonight. (Chandler opens the fridge and grabs something to drink.)
Conan: You dont verbally mess up, but sometimes physically? You mess up.
Phoebe: Oh, well, dont tell me you want to keep more of your stuff in my uterus.
Chandler: I dont care! (turns around and to the people watching them) I dont care!!
Rachel: Oh, I dont know. Well maybe its just the idea of Barry for the rest of my life. I dont know I think I feel like I need to have one last fling, y'know, just to sorta get it out of my system. (Chandler is listening in very intensely)
Phoebe: Yeah, I definitely. I dont like the name Ross.
Elizabeth: Why dont you get in the hot tub and Ill meet you there.
Chandler: They dont really talk to us about that kind of stuff. I can get you some free white out though.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Ross: Uh, I dont know, whatever.
Ross: Oh no. Dont, dont, dont start packing. Come on! (She puts some clothes into her bag, and Ross throws them out.)
Ross: Then dont. Stay here. Just dont go so soon to London, just one more day.
Joey: We dont make enough fun of you already?
Joey: Oh-no, dont try and talk all normal with that thing in your ear.
Ross: I dont want to do that.
Mr. Burgin: Well, were starving, why dont we all go get something to eat?
Ticket Counter Attendant: Im sorry sir, I dont understand.
Monica: I dont know!
Ross: No, no, dont. Why dont we?
Ross: No, I cant. I would, I really would, but my son is here; I cant leave him. Isntyou dont think theres any way?
Emily: Why dont we what?
Rachel: We dont want it-it to be too much, we want it to be subtle.
Monica: (interrupting him) No-no-no, dont-dont do the accent. Youve got to see her again.
Joey: I dont know.
Joey: I dont want to move again!
Chandler: I dont care, this is our apartment! And they stoleyou stole itour apartment, and we won that apartment fair and square, twice! And I am getting it back right now. Im getting back right now!
Chandler: They dont have those.
Phoebe: I dont know. Ooh! Ooh! Look it! (She fans out the trick deck.) Ah-ha!
Chandler: Yeah, well, I dont dance at weddings.
Joey: (asleep) So why dont you give me your number?
Monica: Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? Cause I dont think you have to wear it unless you are!
Joey: (takes out the mouth guard) I know I dont have too! It tastes good. (Puts it back in.)
Joey: Yeah, theres this superintendents dance, the Super Ball. I dont know, and he wants to impress Marge, this lady super that hes a crush on.
Rachel: Its okay. Sometimes, things dont work out the way youd thought they would.
Rachel: (breaking the hug) Oh, hey, dont you have to go pick up Emily?
Monica: No-no, Rachel, dont get it! He cant see us!
Dana: Im sorry Chandler, yknow you are such a sweet guy and I, I dont want to hurt you. Oh, I wish there was something I can do to make you feel better.
Joey: Dont answer that.
Joey: Dont worry man, I get to bring a guest. Well show him.
Rachel: Oh, honey, I dont know. I
Chandler: This isnt one of those uh, yknow "If she doesnt come, we-we dont, we dont come?" Right? Because I already bought my ticket
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Rachel: Noo! Maybe! I, I dont know.
Rachel: God, I am so glad you dont have a problem with this, because if you did, I wouldnt even consider applying.
Joey: Come on Ross! Look, I-I dont have any brothers; Ill never get to be a best man!
Phoebe: Its not kicking me, its kicking one of the other babies. Oh (looks down her dress)! Dont make me come in there!
Joey: Oh, hey, dont forget your shirt.
Rachel: Come on Phoebe! Dont be such a goodie-goodie!
Joey: Dude, I screwed up, you dont have to turn me in!
Rachel: I dont know!
Chandler: Where I dont want to have a relationship ever! I just want to have sex with strippers and my friends!!
Phoebe: Okay, I guess. I mean I dont know, its just, I guess I know its going to be over soon.
Joey: Baby shower. Wow! That sounds sooo like something I dont want to do! Later! (Finally, he makes his exit.)
Joey: So! Things can go wrong! You dont know! What if he doesnt make it?!
Monica: You dont have a car. And your license expired.
Joey: Now, dont argue with me
Jill: Oh please, I memorized those numbers when I was 15. But look at all the cool make-it-on-my-own stuff I got! (Holds up a red sweater) This is my "Please, hire me" sweater. (Holds up a pair of black pants) And these are my, "Dont you want to rent me this apartment?" pants.
Rachel: Oh, I know, I know, its-its so, its so totally like, "Whoa! Can we do this?" Yknow, I mean, but I mean it just feels right! Dont you think? It does! I mean, it just feels right, dont you think?
Ross: So-so come! Why dont you come?
Rachel: Oh, I dont know. I guess we have to eat.
Rachel: Oh, honey! Dont get up! What do you need?
Phoebe: Eh, dont be so hard on yourself. If someone I was still in love with was getting married
Chandler: All right, look, youre not really gonna buy that are you? Dont you think youve embarrassed me enough for one day?
Chandler: How can I answer that when Im pretending I dont know you?
Emily: We dont have to.
Phoebe: Why dont take care of this one, and should I get pregnant again, Ill hold onto your card, okay?
Ross: I dont know, I told her it was stupid to put off the wedding just because the hall was gone and she liked flipped out.
Ross: I dont know. A month?
Joey: No, I dont think so.
Ross: But-but, if you dont love this, well do it in any other place at any other time. Really, its fine, whatever you want.
Monica: Ohh. And I dont even have a date.
Chandler: Sure I do. In fact, I think the whole concept of marriage is unnatural. I mean look at pigs. Lets take a second here and look at pigs. Okay pigs dont mate for life. I mean a pig can have like a hundred sexual partners in a lifetime, and thats just an ordinary pig not even a pig thats good at sports!
Ross: And, I dont know, if it starts to rain
Mr. Waltham: Dont take that tone with me. (She looks evilly at him.) All-all right you can. (He looks over at Ross and Shrugs.)
Chandler: Chicks dont swim.
Rachel: Look, If I dont get to London!! He is going to marry that other girl!!!
Monica: That really means a lot. Oh, and Mom, dont bite your nails.
Chandler: I dont want to look.
Phoebe: I dont want to hear about her!!
Rachel: (checks her watch) Fifty-two minutes. (Pause) So no-no brothers and sisters, huh? That must be nice. You dont have to share stuff.
Monica: (Awkwardly.) Why would I care where Chandler is? You know uhh...You know sometimes I dont even like Chandler.
Joey: No, was my best friend. Anyway, I dont know why youre pushing for him so hard. With him out of the way as my best friend, theres a spot open.
Monica: Oh, I-I dont know.
Joey: Well, why dont you tell me what youre supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell cant figure it out! I talk to you and its nothin. You look at me, and nothin. (He kisses her, more passionately this time) Nothing.
Joey: No you dont, I just saw you go in there with Monica!
Ross: Why dont you come, I mean, I-I have two tickets, why not?
Monica: Yes, I want to change. And why-why dont you go down and get us a table?
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, but I dont think that means anything.
Chandler: (To Monica) Hey, listen, why dont we go change in my room?
Sarah: Could you pull open the curtains for me? The astronauts from the space shuttle are gonna be on the news, and since we dont have a TV, the lady across the alley said shed push hers up to a window, so I could watch it.
Phoebe Sr: No, no, thats just Chuck Magioni, I-I sold him a house last year! And Im very sorry, but I dont know where your Father is, and thats the truth.
Ross: Oh, see I-I dont know if were gonna be hungry at three.
Ross: Oh, I dont, I dont, I dont know
Rachel: Well-well, I dont know Rossreally?
Ross: Dont be scared, I-I know it sounds crazy and-and people will say its too soon, but just-just think, think how great it will be.
Joey: Oh-whoa-wait, Gunther dont-dont forget your shirt. (He gives Gunther his shirt and Gunther leaves.)
Phoebe: Wow, a year and a half ago I didnt even know I had a brother, and now I have a sister too. (They all hug, and Frank and Alice start kissing.) Okay. Okay. Stop it, dont. So, I gotta get you a gift now. Is there anything you need?
Rachel: Yeah. So yknow, I have all of these feelings and I dont know what to do about them, because I cant date like a normal person, which is fine because I dont need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night. Just sex, yknow? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feel comfortable with and who knows what hes doing. For just one great night, I mean is that really so hard to find. (Looks at Joey.) So how was your day?
Monica: All right, Ive got a whole bunch of uh-uh, stuff in this area, but umm, Im getting the feeling that you dont want to deliver.
Joey: Why dont you tell me something I dont know! (He storms out, and once Treeger closes the door behind him, Joey makes an Oops! have.)