words in movies
Phoebe: I dont accept this rule. When me make plans, I expect you to show up. Okay, I cant just be a way to kill time til you meet someone better! Yknow boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but this (Motions that their friendship) is for life!
Chandler: So apparently we just dont pay for food anymore. (Rachel laughs then Chandler notices something.) Do you see what I see?
Chandler: By then, the cheesecake may have gone bad. We dont want her to come back to bad cheesecake.
Chandler: Well, we dont want that.
Phoebe: No he wont. And thats not even the point! Monica, I made a whole speech about you do not cancel plans with friends! And now yknow what? Just because, potentially, the love of my life comes back from Russia just for one night, I-I should change my beliefs?! I should change beliefs! No! No! No, if I dont have my principles, I dont have anything!
Phoebe: Come on Joey, dont make me feel badly about this.
Phoebe: Okay, whatever. Yknow what? I dont have time have time to convince you because hes only here for four hours, and Im gonna go see him! (Gets up and leaves.)
Chandler: Yknow what? I dont trust you with this cake anymore! And I got it first, and Im takin it back! (Grabs the cheesecake and heads for his apartment.)
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, no you dont!
Rachel: Thats also the smaller piece. (Puts the piece onto a plate.) Okay, there you go. Enjoy your half my friend, but that is it. No sharing. No switching, and dont come crying to me if you eat your piece to fast. (As shes saying that she is backing out the door, when she finishes she turns around to return to her place, stumbles and drops the cheesecake on the floor.) Oh!!!!
Chandler: Oh-ho-ho-ho-no! No! No switching! No sharing, and dont come crying to me! Ha-ha-ha! I may just sit here and have my cake all day! Just sit here in the hallway and eat my (Rachel knocks the plate from his hand and it falls on the floor. That process leaves just the forkful Chandler has, Rachel starts to go after that little bit and Chandler retreats into his apartment.)
David: Please, clean my beakers. I dont get out of the lab much.
Phoebe: Youre right! Youre right. Dont say it.
Leslie: Yeah, but, I dont do that anymore. I got kinda sick of it, and then I couldnt come up with anything good, so they fired me.
Monica: I dont know sweetie.
Phoebe: Dont you just love the way they talk?!
Rachel: I dont get this! She was horrible! (She hits Chandler, yet again.)
Phoebe: Well, look, why dont you just, why dont you do your Phase Two strip club thing with us.
Chandler: Look, I figured I would try to convince him not to tell the story anymore, and I figure the best way to do that is face to faceAnd by face I dont mean his lap. And by face, I dont mean my ass. (Exits.)
Chandler: So, you still dont think Im boyfriend material?
Monica: Oh! And dont let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.
Joey: Oh no-no-no, you dont understand
Rachel: No, I dont.
Rachel: See, I dont know, for me it would have to Chantal.
Joey: I dont wanna.
Ross: Look, I-I dont want to miss anymore baby stuff. So Here. Heres my new pager number, okay? Anytime anything pregnancy related happens use it! Ill be there! Okay? I dont care if its three in the morning and all you want is ice cream.
Chandler: You dont have to stop having fun just because Im here. Kathy didnt cheat on all of you. (To Joey) Well, except you. (They hug and Chandler goes into the bathroom with the chick and duck following him.)
Joey: Look, if Im bringing home a woman who cant stand being around a baby, then maybe I dont want to be with that woman! Or maybe well just do it in the bathroom of the club!
Chandler: Okay, then you gotta back away, all right? You dont need that kindve hurt. Take it from a guy whos never had a long term relationship......
Rachel: Yes! And not because I want you to go out with me, but because I dont want you to go out with anybody! Okay? I know its a terrible thing to even think this, and its completely inappropriate, but I want you to be at my constant beck and call 24 hours a day! Im very sorry, but that is just the way that I feel.
Ross: Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.
Emily: (laughs) Ross play rugby? I dont think so.
Emily: Well I mean, youre American to start with. You dont even have rugby here.
Ross: Why dont you call him?! Well, thank you very much! Y'know now he is going to prep her, y'know prep her, as in what you do when you surgically remove the boyfriend!
Chandler: I dont know exactly.
Ross: Oh, just hold on a second. Im watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I dont know what the big deal is. Im man enough to play this sport.
Ross: Look, dont worry about me. Okay? Ill just stay real energetic and stay away from the ball. Ill uh, Ill be that guy right out of the circle. (He points to a player who starts running and then gets viscously tackled from behind.)
Joey: (lying on a beach towel, recapping what happened in the last episode) Okay, so we went to the beach, because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and I dont really know what happened with that.
Ross: They dont look any bigger than me!
Joey: I totally dont know what youre talking about.
Ross: Okay, I know what I have to do. Ive got to go Red Ross. (Joey and Phoebe dont know what hes talking about.) Yknow, Red Ross!
Ross: I dont care! I am not quitting! I insist on finishing this game!
Emily: I dont care! You just get him!
Phoebe: Now, are you sure you dont want to go see a doctor?
Chandler: Oh God, it freaked me out. Okay, I know it shouldnt have, but it did. I mean I like her, I dont want to stop seeing her, but every so often its like Hey, y'know what, wheres your leg? I mean Im the smallest person in the world arent I? Im the smallest person in the world.
Monica: Y'know what, Ive got to walk out of here right now, cause getting over you is the hardest thing that I have ever had to do. I dont think I could do it again.
Liam: You dont say! (We see Ross who is hopping about with the ball and spikes it in his face.)
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Rachel: (stopping him) Oh no-no, no-no, they dont want you to put your hands in the pockets until you are out of the store.
Joey: Oh, uh, again. Can I make a special request: Can you bring everything as soon as it�s ready? Appetizers, entrees, we don�t care.
Phoebe: Okay. (on phone) Hey, can you send somebody up and down 76 and check every rest stop, and, and also 93? (listens) Okay! (hangs up) Yeah, no they dont do that.
Joshua: You really dont seem like you do. Thats
Rachel: I dont know! But maybe if we keep that drawer shut, itll die.
Chandler: Or a job where you dont have to carry a table.
Phoebe: Ohhh, I wanna come over there and give you a hug and wish you luck on your wedding, but I dontcant get up.
Rachel: Well, so, why dont you just turn it off?
Monica: Okay, all right dont judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....
Hypnosis Tape: You do not need to smoke. Cigarettes dont control you. You are a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke. A strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke. (Joey walks out smiling to himself.)
Monica: (shyly) I dont know.
Chandler: Dont worry about it. Im taking care of it tonight. (Chandler opens the fridge and grabs something to drink.)
Conan: You dont verbally mess up, but sometimes physically? You mess up.
Phoebe: Oh, well, dont tell me you want to keep more of your stuff in my uterus.
Chandler: I dont care! (turns around and to the people watching them) I dont care!!
Rachel: Oh, I dont know. Well maybe its just the idea of Barry for the rest of my life. I dont know I think I feel like I need to have one last fling, y'know, just to sorta get it out of my system. (Chandler is listening in very intensely)
Phoebe: Yeah, I definitely. I dont like the name Ross.
Elizabeth: Why dont you get in the hot tub and Ill meet you there.
Chandler: They dont really talk to us about that kind of stuff. I can get you some free white out though.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Ross: Uh, I dont know, whatever.
Ross: Oh no. Dont, dont, dont start packing. Come on! (She puts some clothes into her bag, and Ross throws them out.)
Ross: Then dont. Stay here. Just dont go so soon to London, just one more day.
Joey: We dont make enough fun of you already?
Joey: Oh-no, dont try and talk all normal with that thing in your ear.
Ross: I dont want to do that.
Mr. Burgin: Well, were starving, why dont we all go get something to eat?
Ticket Counter Attendant: Im sorry sir, I dont understand.
Monica: I dont know!
Ross: No, no, dont. Why dont we?
Ross: No, I cant. I would, I really would, but my son is here; I cant leave him. Isntyou dont think theres any way?
Emily: Why dont we what?
Rachel: We dont want it-it to be too much, we want it to be subtle.
Monica: (interrupting him) No-no-no, dont-dont do the accent. Youve got to see her again.
Joey: I dont know.
Joey: I dont want to move again!
Chandler: I dont care, this is our apartment! And they stoleyou stole itour apartment, and we won that apartment fair and square, twice! And I am getting it back right now. Im getting back right now!
Chandler: They dont have those.
Phoebe: I dont know. Ooh! Ooh! Look it! (She fans out the trick deck.) Ah-ha!
Chandler: Yeah, well, I dont dance at weddings.
Joey: (asleep) So why dont you give me your number?
Monica: Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? Cause I dont think you have to wear it unless you are!
Joey: (takes out the mouth guard) I know I dont have too! It tastes good. (Puts it back in.)
Joey: Yeah, theres this superintendents dance, the Super Ball. I dont know, and he wants to impress Marge, this lady super that hes a crush on.
Rachel: Its okay. Sometimes, things dont work out the way youd thought they would.
Rachel: (breaking the hug) Oh, hey, dont you have to go pick up Emily?
Monica: No-no, Rachel, dont get it! He cant see us!
Dana: Im sorry Chandler, yknow you are such a sweet guy and I, I dont want to hurt you. Oh, I wish there was something I can do to make you feel better.
Joey: Dont answer that.
Joey: Dont worry man, I get to bring a guest. Well show him.
Rachel: Oh, honey, I dont know. I
Chandler: This isnt one of those uh, yknow "If she doesnt come, we-we dont, we dont come?" Right? Because I already bought my ticket
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Rachel: Noo! Maybe! I, I dont know.
Rachel: God, I am so glad you dont have a problem with this, because if you did, I wouldnt even consider applying.
Joey: Come on Ross! Look, I-I dont have any brothers; Ill never get to be a best man!
Phoebe: Its not kicking me, its kicking one of the other babies. Oh (looks down her dress)! Dont make me come in there!
Joey: Oh, hey, dont forget your shirt.
Chandler: Where I dont want to have a relationship ever! I just want to have sex with strippers and my friends!!
Rachel: Come on Phoebe! Dont be such a goodie-goodie!
Joey: Dude, I screwed up, you dont have to turn me in!
Rachel: I dont know!
Phoebe: Okay, I guess. I mean I dont know, its just, I guess I know its going to be over soon.
Joey: Baby shower. Wow! That sounds sooo like something I dont want to do! Later! (Finally, he makes his exit.)
Joey: So! Things can go wrong! You dont know! What if he doesnt make it?!