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Monica: (Start annoying hyper-competitive mode now.) (Jumping up) What don't you just calm down Phoebe! All right?! Why dont you just get all your facts before you run around telling everybody that you're the only hot couple!!
Kitchen Worker: I dont speak English.
Phoebe: Oh no! No-no! I understand the pain! Dont-dont hurt the puppy.
Phoebe Sr: I really dont think its a very good idea, Phoebe.
Rachel: Well if you go to Disneyland, you dont spend the whole day on the Materhorn.
Rachel: I dont care, Im not going anywhere.
Ross: Dont blame the questions!
(Onstage theres a knock on the door and Kathy opens it. We dont see whats going on, only hear it.)
Chandler: Look, you dont have to draw an actual wowhoa! Shes hot!
Monica: Okay. Im guessing that if you dont want to deliver, you probably dont want to pick stuff up either.
Kathy: Ill tell you what, Chandler, why dont you call me when you grow up!
Joey: I dont know, it smells good.
Phoebe: Yeah, I dont need it.
Monica: No, wait, please dont go! Ive got porn for you too!
Phoebe: Why dont you ask him out?
Rachel: I dont even know how I would go about it.
Joey: No! Forget her, man! You dont need her, you dont need that!
Chandler: Yeah, well, dont expect that to happen anytime soon!
Rachel: Oh well, you dont want to do that now?!
Joey: I-I think everybodys pretending they dont hear you. Anyway, look, I dont know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, Im telling you, he will sit in it! (Ross enters and goes over to the white table) Ross! Ross! Over here, man! I-I saved you seat.
Joey: I dont know, it looks the same.
Monica: Hey, dont mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop.
Phoebe Sr: I realise I dont have any right to start get all parenty on you and everything now, but umm, (Sees that Phoebe isnt paying attention and is busy mimicking the puppy.) uhh Phoebe, would you please look at me and not the puppy, its very important.
Leslie: Yeah, but, I dont do that anymore. I got kinda sick of it, and then I couldnt come up with anything good, so they fired me.
Monica: I dont know sweetie.
Phoebe: Dont you just love the way they talk?!
Rachel: I dont get this! She was horrible! (She hits Chandler, yet again.)
Phoebe: Well, look, why dont you just, why dont you do your Phase Two strip club thing with us.
Chandler: Look, I figured I would try to convince him not to tell the story anymore, and I figure the best way to do that is face to faceAnd by face I dont mean his lap. And by face, I dont mean my ass. (Exits.)
Chandler: So, you still dont think Im boyfriend material?
Monica: Oh! And dont let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.
Joey: Oh no-no-no, you dont understand
Rachel: No, I dont.
Rachel: See, I dont know, for me it would have to Chantal.
Joey: I dont wanna.
Ross: Look, I-I dont want to miss anymore baby stuff. So Here. Heres my new pager number, okay? Anytime anything pregnancy related happens use it! Ill be there! Okay? I dont care if its three in the morning and all you want is ice cream.
Chandler: You dont have to stop having fun just because Im here. Kathy didnt cheat on all of you. (To Joey) Well, except you. (They hug and Chandler goes into the bathroom with the chick and duck following him.)
Joey: Look, if Im bringing home a woman who cant stand being around a baby, then maybe I dont want to be with that woman! Or maybe well just do it in the bathroom of the club!
Chandler: Okay, then you gotta back away, all right? You dont need that kindve hurt. Take it from a guy whos never had a long term relationship......
Rachel: Yes! And not because I want you to go out with me, but because I dont want you to go out with anybody! Okay? I know its a terrible thing to even think this, and its completely inappropriate, but I want you to be at my constant beck and call 24 hours a day! Im very sorry, but that is just the way that I feel.
Ross: Well, I tell you what. Why dont we uh, why dont we just stay here? Lets not see a movie, well just hang.
Emily: (laughs) Ross play rugby? I dont think so.
Emily: Well I mean, youre American to start with. You dont even have rugby here.
Ross: Why dont you call him?! Well, thank you very much! Y'know now he is going to prep her, y'know prep her, as in what you do when you surgically remove the boyfriend!
Chandler: I dont know exactly.
Ross: Oh, just hold on a second. Im watching this rugby thing on ESPN. I dont know what the big deal is. Im man enough to play this sport.
Ross: Look, dont worry about me. Okay? Ill just stay real energetic and stay away from the ball. Ill uh, Ill be that guy right out of the circle. (He points to a player who starts running and then gets viscously tackled from behind.)
Joey: (lying on a beach towel, recapping what happened in the last episode) Okay, so we went to the beach, because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and I dont really know what happened with that.
Ross: They dont look any bigger than me!
Joey: I totally dont know what youre talking about.
Ross: Okay, I know what I have to do. Ive got to go Red Ross. (Joey and Phoebe dont know what hes talking about.) Yknow, Red Ross!
Ross: I dont care! I am not quitting! I insist on finishing this game!
Emily: I dont care! You just get him!
Phoebe: Now, are you sure you dont want to go see a doctor?
Chandler: Oh God, it freaked me out. Okay, I know it shouldnt have, but it did. I mean I like her, I dont want to stop seeing her, but every so often its like Hey, y'know what, wheres your leg? I mean Im the smallest person in the world arent I? Im the smallest person in the world.
Monica: Y'know what, Ive got to walk out of here right now, cause getting over you is the hardest thing that I have ever had to do. I dont think I could do it again.
Liam: You dont say! (We see Ross who is hopping about with the ball and spikes it in his face.)
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Rachel: (stopping him) Oh no-no, no-no, they dont want you to put your hands in the pockets until you are out of the store.
Joey: Oh, uh, again. Can I make a special request: Can you bring everything as soon as it�s ready? Appetizers, entrees, we don�t care.
Phoebe: Okay. (on phone) Hey, can you send somebody up and down 76 and check every rest stop, and, and also 93? (listens) Okay! (hangs up) Yeah, no they dont do that.
Joshua: You really dont seem like you do. Thats
Rachel: I dont know! But maybe if we keep that drawer shut, itll die.
Chandler: Or a job where you dont have to carry a table.
Phoebe: Ohhh, I wanna come over there and give you a hug and wish you luck on your wedding, but I dontcant get up.
Rachel: Well, so, why dont you just turn it off?
Monica: Okay, all right dont judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....
Hypnosis Tape: You do not need to smoke. Cigarettes dont control you. You are a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke. A strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke. (Joey walks out smiling to himself.)
Monica: (shyly) I dont know.
Chandler: Dont worry about it. Im taking care of it tonight. (Chandler opens the fridge and grabs something to drink.)
Conan: You dont verbally mess up, but sometimes physically? You mess up.
Phoebe: Oh, well, dont tell me you want to keep more of your stuff in my uterus.
Chandler: I dont care! (turns around and to the people watching them) I dont care!!
Rachel: Oh, I dont know. Well maybe its just the idea of Barry for the rest of my life. I dont know I think I feel like I need to have one last fling, y'know, just to sorta get it out of my system. (Chandler is listening in very intensely)
Phoebe: Yeah, I definitely. I dont like the name Ross.
Elizabeth: Why dont you get in the hot tub and Ill meet you there.
Chandler: They dont really talk to us about that kind of stuff. I can get you some free white out though.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Ross: Uh, I dont know, whatever.
Ross: Oh no. Dont, dont, dont start packing. Come on! (She puts some clothes into her bag, and Ross throws them out.)
Ross: Then dont. Stay here. Just dont go so soon to London, just one more day.
Joey: We dont make enough fun of you already?
Joey: Oh-no, dont try and talk all normal with that thing in your ear.
Ross: I dont want to do that.
Mr. Burgin: Well, were starving, why dont we all go get something to eat?
Ticket Counter Attendant: Im sorry sir, I dont understand.
Monica: I dont know!
Ross: No, no, dont. Why dont we?
Ross: No, I cant. I would, I really would, but my son is here; I cant leave him. Isntyou dont think theres any way?
Emily: Why dont we what?
Rachel: We dont want it-it to be too much, we want it to be subtle.
Monica: (interrupting him) No-no-no, dont-dont do the accent. Youve got to see her again.
Joey: I dont know.
Joey: I dont want to move again!
Chandler: I dont care, this is our apartment! And they stoleyou stole itour apartment, and we won that apartment fair and square, twice! And I am getting it back right now. Im getting back right now!
Chandler: They dont have those.
Phoebe: I dont know. Ooh! Ooh! Look it! (She fans out the trick deck.) Ah-ha!
Chandler: Yeah, well, I dont dance at weddings.
Joey: (asleep) So why dont you give me your number?
Monica: Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? Cause I dont think you have to wear it unless you are!
Joey: (takes out the mouth guard) I know I dont have too! It tastes good. (Puts it back in.)