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[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is knocking on Rachels door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons. The rest of the gang is there as well. Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers.]
(Rachel glares at them and goes back into her room, closing her door.)
(She opens the door.)
(We hear some fumbling at the door, then silence.)
(He goes out into the hall and finds a very drunk Monica lying up against Joey and Rachels door.)
Monica: Heyyy!! You got the door open!! (Giggles.)
Monica: Nooo! (Giggles) Okay. (She tries to pull herself up by Rachel and Joeys doorknob, but the door opens and she almost falls into the their apartment. She manages to catch herself.) Whoa! (Stands up, unsteadily) Okay. See I was, I was a little nervous about turning (whispering) thirty. (Giggles.) So the bus boys took me out for some drinks. (Pause) I wanna puke on you later!
(Chandler opens the door and Monica sneaks up on it. They go inside.)
Phoebe: (running up) Okay. Okay, heres what were gonna do. Okay, Im gonna break into this mini-van and put it in neutral. You guys push it forward so Ross can drive out of his spot. Okay? All right, here we go. (She opens her coat and reveals that thing car thieves use to break into cars as Ross jumps in behind the wheel. She inserts the device, unlocks the door, opens it, and the alarm goes off.) Haul ass!!!! (Runs off.)
[Scene: Phoebes birthday, shes taking the hippity-hop to Ursulas apartment as a gift. She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it.]
Ursula: Yeah, no were not thirty. Were 31. Okay. (She closes the door.)
Phoebe: Wait! (Knocks on the door and Ursula opens it.)
(We hear Tag scream out in the hallway and jump into view of the open door on the scooter. He gives a hearty thumbs up to the group and rides off, with Joey following breathlessly behind.)
[Joey and Ross go to the door, ready to leave.]
[Cut to living room, Phoebe enters and closes Rachels door behind her.]
[Scene: Elevator at the Ralph Lauren offices, Kims waiting for it. The door opens and Rachel is inside.]
Chandler: Will we love it so much with her next door? And she's gonna be louder out here too. Just the crickets and (apes Janice's voice) "Oh My God"!
(They exit and close the door.)
Ross: Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen to you, huh? You owe it to yourself. (Walks towards the door until )
(Theres a knock on the door. The gang is stunned and Phoebe counts to make sure that everyone is there. Out of curiosity Chandler goes and answers the door.)
(Theres a knock on the door and Ross enters.)
Chandler: It is to me. You wanted to sleep with Batman, and instead you had to settle for Robin. (Walks out and slams the door.)
(Rachel opens the trash chute, winces at the smell, and throws the garbage bag in. She then tries to throw the pizza box in, but since its so big she jams it into the opening and it prevents the door from closing. She then turns around too see Mr. Treeger watching her.)
Chandler: Not to shabby, I got this all off myself using my wifes tools. (He takes the door off the frame and we finally get to see whats behind the green door! It is stacked, floor to ceiling, with junk.) Oh my God!
(The door opens. Rachel is standing there. Her coat is muddy and torn, her hair is dishevelled and her face is bruised. Everyone turns to look)
(She goes to close the door, but Chandler puts his foot it in.)
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
[Scene: Joey and Janines, Chandler knocks on the front door. Joey answers the door.]
(Chandler pushes him through the door and Monica closes it behind them.)
Ross: Yknow, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at (A knock on the door interrupts him.)
(She goes out into the hall and when shes there and the door is closed; she rips off her robe to reveal her work clothes.)
[Scene: The hospital, Ross and Monica are in Phoebes room. Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door.]
Chandler: (sticking his head in the door) Okay to come in?
Ross: All right, thats it! (He runs over to Ben, but he runs past him and out the door.) Comeyouno! You are in big trouble young man!
Chandler: Well, stuff like whered we live, yknow? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Yknow, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, wed have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
(Chandler leaves dejectedly. When the door closes Rachel and Phoebe jump out from behind the curtains and scream )
Monica: (opening the door) What are you doing?
Joey: Ohh, I love birds. (Monica leaves. Chandler shuts the door.)
[Scene: Rosss office, hes opening the door to Elizabeth.]
(The door across the hall opens and a guy walks into Ross's apartment.)
Joey: Thank you. Cha-ching! (Chandler starts to leave) Oh, well hello Mr. Lincoln. Better luck next time buddy. (Chandler leaves and closes the door) And the drinks are on me!
[Joey opens the door and picks up the remnants of the newspaper.
Monica: I am!! (Enter her room and closes the door behind her.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door. She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen. And runs to the couch as Ross enters.]
Carol: (opening the door) Susan! Hi! (Whod you think it was gonna be?)
Chandler: (coming out from behind the door) I KNEW IT!!!!
(There's a knock on the door and Chandler gets up to answer it. He opens the door to reveal Monica with a turkey over her head.)
Joey: Good, good yeah, (Grabs the bags) maybe while were there, they can check your reflexes. (Joey opens the door and it hits Ross in the face with it.) (Makes quote marks.) "Oops."
(There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it. It's the pizza delivery girl.)
Rachel: Ugh! Get out! Get out! Go! Come on! (Ross gets up and heads for the kitchen.) No! Not in there! Hes in there! (She points Ross to the door next to the kitchen.)
(Theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Wayne.)
Phoebe: Oh! Here it is! (Noticing it next to the door.) Ooh, Joey! Why did you sign it, "Son of a bitch?" (Son of a bitch is written across the entire picture.)
Joey: (form the other side of the door) Hellooo? Anybody in there order a celebrity? (He starts to enter the apartment and Chandler runs to the door and shuts it back in his face) OW!
[Scene: Elizabeths Dorm Room, Ross is walking up to her door and knocks on it. Suddenly the door opens and Elizabeth drags him into the room.]
Joey: (acting sad) NO! I waited a long time, I can't wait anymore... (and closes the door behind him)
Joey: Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand up straight. (Does so.) Take a couple deep breaths. (Does so.) Look confident. (Does so as Rachel opens the door and startles him.)
[Scene: A hallway in an apartment building. Phoebe is knocks on a door and it opens.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment.Someone's knocking on the door. Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma.]
(They go inside and Ross closes the door. When he turns around Elizabeth walks up to him, pushes him back against the door, and starts kissing him.)
Joey: Wow thanks! (He goes into his bedroom and closes the door.)
Richard: Oh, okay. Well, Ill just leave the door open and go sit on the couch. (Does so.)
Gary: Take a seat. You okay? You feeling all right? (Closes the door and takes off his coat.)
Monica: (starts for the door) Well theres some people who do want to marry me.
Joey: (yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! Were dying out here!
Monica: Come in! Come in! (Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe burst through the door.) Were engaged!!!
(Monica opens the door to Ross and Rachel.)
Monica: (opening the door) Hi Pheebs, whats up? (She enters.)
(There is a knock on the door.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, later that same night. There is a knock on the door and Chandler answers it to reveal Emily standing behind it.]
(Theres a knock on the door.)
Monica: (outside the door) Its Monica, open up!
Joey: All right, Im gonna go! (Gets up and heads for the door.)
[Cut to Joey and Rachels, Joey enters and heads for his bedroom. He pushes open the door to find the duck.]
Ross: (at the door) And uh, Rachel.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is singing outside Monica and Chandlers door.]
(Ross isnt happy and closes the door slowly.)
Ross: Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!
Ross: (starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it)
[Scene: Rachels Office, Joey is knocking on the door holding a hand over a spot on his shirt.]
[Scene: The Bings�. Monica in bathrobe, merely covered. Someone�s knocking at the door.]
(Theres a knock on the door and a handsome man enters.)
(Ross leaps out of his chair and runs out the door, with Chandler in hot pursuit.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer.]
[Scene: Rachels office, shes there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant.]
Joeys Date: Sorry about that, but I couldnt get that lock to work on the door.
Ross: (opens the door and to Whitney) Hi! Im sorry, but can you give me a second while I talk to this woman, who by the way did not spend the night.
Whitney: (outside the door) Uh, your door isnt sound proof.
Monica: Chandler! (Knocks on the door.) Chandler! I just figured out who you are!
Chandler: (she opens the door) Julie hi! Chandler Bing, I, I guess you remember me.
Chandler: Okay. (Starts running for the bedroom) Im gonna get the ring! Im gonna get the ring! (Does so) Im gonna go find her and (starts running for the door) Im just going to propose!
(Joey closes the door behind her.)
(Ross opens the door to reveal Whitney standing there.)
Monica: (walks to Phoebe's door) Phoebe! Phoebe, open up!
[Joey stands up again. Rachel enters the door]
Chandler: I am your friend, and I am not gonna let you do this!! (Ross is now dragging Chandler and the foosball table to the door) You are surprisingly strong!
(Theres a knock on the door and Janice enters.)
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, you think I dont know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! Thatll be $400!
Chandler: Well, either that or uh (Motions towards Joeys door.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door.]
(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens it.)
(There is a knock on the door and Monica answers it. There is a woman standing there.)
(Monica opens the door.)
[Cut to Phoebes room, Phoebe has put her helmet on one of her teddy bears and is playing around with it. Ross knocks and pokes his head in the door.]
[Scene: Ross's Building, Joey is trying to find the hot girl's apartment. So he's walking up the hallway counting doors. He comes to what he thinks is the right one and knocks on it. Ross opens the door, it's his apartment.]
Ross: Okay. (Closes the door.) (To Phoebe) I did divert her and we ended up having a great time! Okay?
(They start towards the door but are stopped when Mr. Zelner enters.)
Monica: (closing the door) Its unbelievable! I-I cant believe that sign didnt work!
[The door opens and Chandler comes in. Rachel covers the door with a blanket]
Ross: Great! Great! (He runs to the door.) Youre making the bike very happy.
Monica: Im fine now, but it was really scary there for a while. I mean, someone slipped a-a threatening note under the door.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, a locksmith has finished changing the locks on Rosss door.]
Chandler: (nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.
Phoebe: (Phoebe hangs up and someone knocks on the door. She gasps.) They're here already? How are they doing this?