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(Chandlers Mom enters and Chandler meets her by the door.)
Ross: (going up to Rachels closed door) Chandler? (He opens the door and looks inside and doesnt see him.) Chandler? (He checks the bathroom and still doesnt find him. He then finds a note on the counter. He picks it up and reads it.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe and Rachel are in the kitchen as there is a knock on the door. Rachel answers it.]
Rachel: (closing the door) Ross said theres still no word from Chandler.
(And as Joey walks out the door, Richard grabs a bottle of Scotch, just as the door closes and carries it with him.)
Rachel: (We see a flashback as Rachel describes what happened.) All right, we were shaking hands and he kinda leaned toward me Y'know maybe he was going to open the door, but I totally miss read him and I uhhh (The flashback shows that she kissed him on the cheek.)
Ross: Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer? (Ross turns and bangs his head on an open dryer door.) I'm fine, I'm fine.
ROSS: (putting his arm up with his hand on the door frame.)� Why?� (He starts to lower his arm.)
(He leaves. Cut to Monica entering Chandler and Joey's apartment. She sneaks up to the shower door)
[Cut to the hallway, Joey is listening to Chandler and his mom's conversation through the door as Ross walks up.]
Monica: (Closing the door) Goodbye Mr.Heckles.
(Joey walks toward the door, then hesitates and turns back.)
Joey: (answering the door.) Hey, how did you do that?! Come on in. (He brings them inside.)
Rachel: (gets up and opens the door) Hi Tag! What are you doing here?
Joey: Ah! (Points to door) Huh? (Leaves and slams the door)
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is working as Nina knocks, then opens the door.]
(The door bursts open, and Joey and Phoebe rush in.)
(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can't hear. The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that they can.)
Rachel: Ohh! This is so exciting! Oh God (Gasps and starts to sing) Come and knock on my door
(Knock on door.)
(Knock on door. Ross opens it. Rachel enters.)
Rachel: (Tearfully) Ross, I'm doing everything that I can, I've got everybody looking for him, and I- (Door buzzer goes and she runs to get it) Oh! Who is it?
(A knock on the door. Rachel swiftly opens it)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Monica is getting the door.]
(The women quickly shut the door)
(Mr. Heckles opens the door)
Dr. Rhodes: Wait a minute, hold it. (He goes to the door and opens it.) Johnson! Will you come in here a moment?
Ross: We have got to start locking that door!
Woman No. 1: Just a sec. (To Chandler and Joey) Hope you find your monkey. (She starts to shut the door)
(Phoebe goes to leave the room, but the door is locked.)
(The door opens allowing the horde to charge in, knocking Rachel out of the way and to the ground.)
Rachel: Oh good. (She walks to the closed bathroom door, opens it, and finds a naked woman wrapped in a towel.) Ahhh! My God, sorry! (She closes the door and confronts Joey.)
[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross is trying to open the door with a credit card, with no success.]
(A janitor opens the closet door from the outside.)
(Everyone heads for the door.)
(Monica opens the door.)
Chandler: Yes! (Rachel walks towards door) You're never gonna make it!
(Door buzzer goes off. Rachel answers it.)
(They come to a door and silently agree to try it. A very sweaty woman emerges)
(There's a knock on the door which is answered by Phoebe.)
Monica: (rolling towards the office) Im quitting!! Woo-hoo! (She rolls through a doorway and out of sight. We then hear a big crash, and see Monica roll past the door the other way.) Im okay!! Im all right!!
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace. Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window. Chandlers boss opens the door.]
Phoebe: Most likely. (raises and goes toward the door) Okay, I'm gonna be out there.
[Rachel gets up and opens the door, yelling after him.]
[Scene: A Tap Class, the girls are standing at the door.]
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
[She goes into her apartment and slams the door.]
[Rachel closes the drapes over the window, goes into her bedroom and closes the door.]
[Rachel opens the door.]
JOEY: It's just that, I, I'm gonna miss Joseph. I liked him. His wife, she was hot. [Chadler pushes him out the door by the face.]
[Ross runs to Rachel's bedroom, knocking on the door.]
[There's a bang at the door.]
(Another sweaty woman comes to the door and speaks to her friend)
RACHEL: [answering the door] Mr. Treeger.
(Gary closes the door behind him.)
[All look towards door Fun Bobby left through.]
(There's a knock on the door, Chandler opens it, and silently hands back the cushion.)
[Three slow knocks on the door.]
Chandler: (still helium voice) Right behind you, big guy! (they both head for the door)
[Scene: The Hall Outside Lydia's Room, Joey is walking up to Lydia's room with balloons, but before he enters he sees that the baby's father has arrived. He listens at the door.]
[She closes the door in his face. Ross walks sullenly back to the couch and sits down. A moment of silence ensues.]
[knock at the door]
[They run out and knock on Monica and Rachel's door]
[knock at the door]
KID: [shouting out the door] She's here.
EDDIE: Ohhhh. Relax, take it easy buddy. Tell me twice, you want me to go? Alright, alright, guess I'll be back for my stuff. [walks out the door and after a pause comes back in] But if you think for one second I'm leaving you alone with my fish, you're insane Jack!
Chandler: (after the door closes) What did you guys just do?!
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Chandler is there. There's a knock at the door. He answers it to see a young woman holding a fishtank.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment, Joey is trying to turn the sofabed back into a sofa. Someone knocks on the door and it rears up at him.]
RACHEL: I'm off my break now so uh, um here you take this [hands back Ben] and um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. Ok. Oh look at that, I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot. Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door? [leaves]
Phoebe: yeah I've nothing to be ashamed of ok so I haven't been in a relationship that lasted longer then a month. Ok I haven't had a real boyfriend you know if he can't handle that he can leave. which he will and that's ok. so I'll just be alone forever you know alright I'll be. it'll be fine. it'll be fine. I'll go walking tours with widows and lesbians. Oh (takes a deep breath and sits down, knock on the door)
Chandler: Well, its not your fault. What are you gonna do? Not take her to the hospital? Yknow? Youre doing nothing wrong. (Pause) Except for harboring an all consuming love for the woman whose carrying his baby. (He loses his card behind the door.) Richard? If-if youre in there, could you pass me my credit card?
[knock at the door]
Chandler: Okay. But if you dont come back soon, (She leaves and closes the door) theres pretty much nothing I can do about it!
CHANDLER: Alrighty. [we see Chandler's pants drop from under the stall door]
DR. BURKE: OK. You better. Oh God, here we go. Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? Watch this. [grabbing some wine glasses and opening the door to the party] Who needs glasses? [everyone laughs]
CHANDLER: Well, I'm, I'm sorry...[Eddie forces his head in the door] Ahhh. Have we met?
[Joey opens the door]
[Back at the table. Joey and Ross return. Shortly, Chandler comes out, holding the stall door in front of him, and leaves.]
Joey: I dunno, I've been standing here spelling it out for you! (Goes back to the door) I don't hear anything. Oh, wait, wait, wait. (Looks through the spyhole)
[knock at the door, Monica answers to see Mrs. Greene]
Ross: (on phone) Item J437-A, color: winterberry. (Theres a knock on the door as he hangs up the phone. He answers it to Mona.) Hi umm, listen come here, come in. (She does so.) Im so-so sorry about yesterday. I-Im really sorry. Its just that I (He picks up the pink shirt.)
[Joey walks to the door. He stops, turns around.]
ROSS: You're joking, right? You guys just walked through the door.
(She throws the paper at him, misses and hits Monicas door, they all jump back at the sound.)
[knock at the door]
[Monica slams the door back shut]
Rachel: (grabbing Phoebe) Okay. Well be right back. (They go into her office and she closes the door.)
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
Joey: Y'know what, I dont think we should listen to this anymore. (Goes to open the door)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is closing the door on the tarantula cage.]
PHOEBE: There isn't time. You must leave everything. They'll take care of you next door.
Joey: Wow! Theres a lot I didnt know about vomit. (The duck comes to the door of the bathroom, quacking.) (To the duck) In a minute. (The duck goes back into the bathroom.)
Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, I will do it. Honey, you have to learn to sit down and relax and let your husband take care of things once and awhile. (Tries the door.) Its locked, you have to help me. Why is it locked?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ryan is walks up to the door and knocks.]
[Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. Dr. Burke answers the door for Phoebe and Monica.]
Joey: Oh yes I do. Otherwise whats next? Today Im just a guy who cant finish a turkey, but tomorrow Im the guy who eats half a Powerbar, wraps up the rest, and puts in the fridge? No! No, I just I justI gotta change my pants. (Gets up and heads for the door.) Jeans have no give. (Exits.)
[Monica goes into her room and slams the door. Rachel does the same. Phoebe, without a door to slam, opens a small chest and slams the lid.]
(Monica stares longingly at the door, after Richard leaves)
Rachel: You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. (A slice of turkey on a piece of aluminum foil is slid under door)
Susan: What're you gonna do, suck the door open?
(After he closes the door, Monica starts to follow him, but thinks better of it and stops.)
Ross: Oh, thank you. (She goes to kiss him, but he holds her coat up between their faces to stop her.) Hey, hey. (opens the door, sees Rachel, and hides Chloe behind the door) Rachel!!!!
Ross: I found a note on my door, "Come to Monicas quick, bring champagne and a Three Musketeers bar."