words in movies
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Somebody knocks the door]
Chandler: Here we go. Stand up straight. (smiling) Big smile. (opens the door and both are smiling exaggeratedly)
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Somebody knocks the door]
Laura: Well, I'm sorry I brought it up. So, are either one of you planning on staying at home with your child... (someone knocks on the door)
Joey: (form the other side of the door) Hellooo? Anybody in there order a celebrity? (He starts to enter the apartment and Chandler runs to the door and shuts it back in his face) OW!
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side.]
Chandler: Oh, just like I said. That crazy... Bert... roaming the halls. (Joey bangs on the door again)
(cut to Joey on the other side, who finally leaves the door and goes to his apartment)
Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.
(Joey leaves and closes the door behind him. Chandler walks towards the living room, but then Joey enters again.)
Joey: (acting sad) NO! I waited a long time, I can't wait anymore... (and closes the door behind him)
Joey: Yeah! Yeah! That would be very helpful! Yeah. (He opens the door for her and she exits into the hallway.)
(There's a knock on the door and it's Paul.)
(Chandler runs out the door and closes it behind him. After a short pause the door opens and Chandler comes rushing back through, grabs Monica, kisses her good-bye, and heads back out.)
Joey: I will not take this abuse. (Walks to the door and opens it to leave.)
[Scene: outside Phoebe's apartment, Monica is knocking on the door.]
Ross: (standing outside the door).....Hi.
Ross: (laughing) Ohh. (Phoebe takes a couple of steps to the door and Ross quickly hurries out.)
(Rachel unlocks and opens the door to reveal a half-naked Chandler handcuffed to the chair. They both gasp and Chandler stares at them in shock and surprise.)
Ross: Oh, thank you. (She goes to kiss him, but he holds her coat up between their faces to stop her.) Hey, hey. (opens the door, sees Rachel, and hides Chloe behind the door) Rachel!!!!
Monica: No, you were right. I don't have a plan. (There's a knock on the door.)
Rachel: Thank God. Food. (She goes to answer the door.)
(She opens the door and Alan enters.)
(She opens the door and he leaves.)
[Cut to Chandler opening the door to his and Joeys apartment to reveal Monica standing there with a turkey on her head in The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks.]
Rachel: Joey? Could you get that? (There is no answer and she goes and opens the door to Joey.) What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room?
(Theres a knock on the door and Monica answers it.)
Monica: Hi, come in! Paul, this is.. (They are all lined up next to the door.)... everybody, everybody, this is Paul.
Phoebe: (stops at a door) Oh no, the Mendels, they hate all living things, right?
Chandler: (entering, very upset) Ok Tommy, that's enough mourning for you! Here we go, bye bye!! (he shoves him out the door)
[Scene: Tap Class, Monica is standing by the door.]
Ross: (noticing the pipe and looking at the door) Joey wheres the pipe that was holding the door open?
Rachel: We're waiting for you to open the door. You got the keys.
[Scene: Max and David's lab, they are working. Phoebe knocks on the door]
(Someone knocks on the door; Monica gets it)
(Everyone cheers. Monica opens the door. Bobby is obviously very depressed)
Teacher: You by the door. In or out?
(Someone else knocks on the door. Monica looks through the spyhole)
(Rachel opens the door to Paolo)
Joey: Okay! (He scurries out the set door and re-enters, extremely impressed) All right!
(Ross drags Joey into the hall and slams the door)
(Chandler opens the door and startles them. He picks up the paper)
(Monica and Rachel's door opens and Rachel and Paolo emerge)
Chandler: Bye. (Finally closes the door on her.) (After its closed) I cant stand the woman! (Phoebe is shocked, Joey is relieved.)
(Joey opens door, throws keys on kitchen table, table falls over)
Chandler: I can't believe you did this. (Walks toward the door)
Ross: Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door.
Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. Ill cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.
Chandler: Fine. (Joey and Chandler walk towards the door)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the next morning. Joey is getting the door in his dressing gownit's Ross.]
(Door buzzer goes)
(Rachel goes up to the door of their bathroom)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, morning. Someone knocks on the door and Monica gets it.]
(He shuts the door and Ross and Monica fling cookies at it)
Rachel: (to them) Just a minute!!! (She takes the candy and opens the door to two parents, a witch, a clown, and a cowgirl.) Look at you guys! Wow! You are a very scary witch. (Gives her candy.)
(Joey goes back into the apartment, runs back into the hallway, throws his shoulder against the door, and knocks it down off its hinges.)
(They notice that a woman is sitting by their door)
Rachel: (noticing a bunch of pictures around the door that werent there originally.) What-what are-what are these?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, 3:02 A.M., Chandler is up. There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it.]
Ross: Paolo, I-I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I say... (shuts door in his face and walks away)
[Scene: Joeys Apartment, theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross.]
Joey: Uh-oh. I hade a pretty hectic day at work too, today I had to open a door and go (looking scared) ohhhh!
(He leaves. Cut to Monica entering Chandler and Joey's apartment. She sneaks up to the shower door)
Rachel: Oh... that's too bad. Bye bye. (she walks away towards the door)
Rachel: (We see a flashback as Rachel describes what happened.) All right, we were shaking hands and he kinda leaned toward me Y'know maybe he was going to open the door, but I totally miss read him and I uhhh (The flashback shows that she kissed him on the cheek.)
[Scene: Richard's apartment. There's a knock on the door.The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey.]
Ross: Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer? (Ross turns and bangs his head on an open dryer door.) I'm fine, I'm fine.
ROSS: (putting his arm up with his hand on the door frame.)� Why?� (He starts to lower his arm.)
[Cut to the hallway, Joey is listening to Chandler and his mom's conversation through the door as Ross walks up.]
Monica: (Closing the door) Goodbye Mr.Heckles.
(Joey walks toward the door, then hesitates and turns back.)
Rachel: (gets up and opens the door) Hi Tag! What are you doing here?
Joey: (answering the door.) Hey, how did you do that?! Come on in. (He brings them inside.)
Joey: Ah! (Points to door) Huh? (Leaves and slams the door)
(Knock on door.)
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is working as Nina knocks, then opens the door.]
Rachel: Ohh! This is so exciting! Oh God (Gasps and starts to sing) Come and knock on my door
(The door bursts open, and Joey and Phoebe rush in.)
(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can't hear. The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that they can.)
(Mr. Heckles opens the door)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Monica is getting the door.]
(Knock on door. Ross opens it. Rachel enters.)
Rachel: (Tearfully) Ross, I'm doing everything that I can, I've got everybody looking for him, and I- (Door buzzer goes and she runs to get it) Oh! Who is it?
(A knock on the door. Rachel swiftly opens it)
(The women quickly shut the door)
Dr. Rhodes: Wait a minute, hold it. (He goes to the door and opens it.) Johnson! Will you come in here a moment?
Ross: We have got to start locking that door!
Woman No. 1: Just a sec. (To Chandler and Joey) Hope you find your monkey. (She starts to shut the door)
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace. Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window. Chandlers boss opens the door.]
(Phoebe goes to leave the room, but the door is locked.)
Rachel: Oh good. (She walks to the closed bathroom door, opens it, and finds a naked woman wrapped in a towel.) Ahhh! My God, sorry! (She closes the door and confronts Joey.)
[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross is trying to open the door with a credit card, with no success.]
(Monica opens the door.)
Chandler: Yes! (Rachel walks towards door) You're never gonna make it!
Monica: (rolling towards the office) Im quitting!! Woo-hoo! (She rolls through a doorway and out of sight. We then hear a big crash, and see Monica roll past the door the other way.) Im okay!! Im all right!!
(The door opens allowing the horde to charge in, knocking Rachel out of the way and to the ground.)
(A janitor opens the closet door from the outside.)
(Everyone heads for the door.)
(Door buzzer goes off. Rachel answers it.)
(They come to a door and silently agree to try it. A very sweaty woman emerges)
(There's a knock on the door which is answered by Phoebe.)
[Scene: A Tap Class, the girls are standing at the door.]
Phoebe: Most likely. (raises and goes toward the door) Okay, I'm gonna be out there.
[Rachel closes the drapes over the window, goes into her bedroom and closes the door.]
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
[She goes into her apartment and slams the door.]
[Rachel gets up and opens the door, yelling after him.]
[Ross runs to Rachel's bedroom, knocking on the door.]
[Rachel opens the door.]
JOEY: It's just that, I, I'm gonna miss Joseph. I liked him. His wife, she was hot. [Chadler pushes him out the door by the face.]
[All look towards door Fun Bobby left through.]