words in movies
Monica: Im gonna hang this basket (Points to the one sitting on the table) on the door and when the neighbors walk by they can all take a piece.
Chandler: Well, either that or uh (Motions towards Joeys door.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, the middle of the night, there is someone knocking on the door and Monica and Chandler get up to answer it.]
Chandler: Dont worry, Im brave! I am brave! I I am brave! (They get to the door and Monica goes to open it.) No-no-no-no!! (He stops her.) (Through the door.) Can you tell me who is there please?
(Monica opens the door.)
Chandler: Mm! Night Gar! (Monica closes the door.)
(There is a knock on the door and Monica answers it. There is a woman standing there.)
Monica: (closing the door) Its unbelievable! I-I cant believe that sign didnt work!
[Cut to Phoebes room, Phoebe has put her helmet on one of her teddy bears and is playing around with it. Ross knocks and pokes his head in the door.]
Ross: Great! Great! (He runs to the door.) Youre making the bike very happy.
(They start towards the door but are stopped when Mr. Zelner enters.)
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler is returning from work to see the hallway jammed full of people waiting outside their door.]
The Man: Were waiting for the candy. (Yelling at the door.) Bring out the candy!
Chandler: Get in here! (They head for the door and Chandler sees Smokes-A-Lot Lady standing next to the door and smoking, to her) Hey, and you can not smoke in here! (Takes the cigarette and takes a drag for himself.) (Exhaling in ecstasy) Merry Christmas.
Monica: (opening the door and frantically) Okay, guys! The candy is coming; I just need another 15 minutes for the chocolate to cool!
Joey: Thats right, its all ruined! You guys ruined everything! You ruined it! (Steps into the apartment and Chandler closes the door.) (Joey struts over to the candy and starts eating it.)
Monica: Im fine now, but it was really scary there for a while. I mean, someone slipped a-a threatening note under the door.
Ross: Im, Im sorry you didnt get to go to Spacecamp, and Im hoping that maybe somehow, this may make up for it. Presenting Sarah Tuttles Private Very Special Spacecamp!! (opens the door and Chandler and Joey jump up, their apartment is decorated like outer space, one of the leather chairs is covered in tinfoil.)
Rachel: Bye. (She closes the door and everyone tries to sympathize with her.)
Ross: You got it! (Monica leaves, Ross closes the door). All right, she's right, we gotta get serious. (He grabs a bag of styrofoam peanuts) Let's put styrofoam peanuts down his pants and kick him!
[Cut back to Monica and Chandlers room, they are making out again as theres another knock on the door.]
Joey: Yeah! Yeah! That would be very helpful! Yeah. (He opens the door for her and she exits into the hallway.)
(There's a knock on the door and it's Paul.)
(Chandler runs out the door and closes it behind him. After a short pause the door opens and Chandler comes rushing back through, grabs Monica, kisses her good-bye, and heads back out.)
Joey: I will not take this abuse. (Walks to the door and opens it to leave.)
[Scene: outside Phoebe's apartment, Monica is knocking on the door.]
Ross: (standing outside the door).....Hi.
Ross: (laughing) Ohh. (Phoebe takes a couple of steps to the door and Ross quickly hurries out.)
(Rachel unlocks and opens the door to reveal a half-naked Chandler handcuffed to the chair. They both gasp and Chandler stares at them in shock and surprise.)
Ross: Oh, thank you. (She goes to kiss him, but he holds her coat up between their faces to stop her.) Hey, hey. (opens the door, sees Rachel, and hides Chloe behind the door) Rachel!!!!
Monica: No, you were right. I don't have a plan. (There's a knock on the door.)
Rachel: Thank God. Food. (She goes to answer the door.)
(She opens the door and Alan enters.)
(She opens the door and he leaves.)
Rachel: Joey? Could you get that? (There is no answer and she goes and opens the door to Joey.) What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room?
[Cut to Chandler opening the door to his and Joeys apartment to reveal Monica standing there with a turkey on her head in The One With The Thanksgiving Flashbacks.]
Chandler: (entering, very upset) Ok Tommy, that's enough mourning for you! Here we go, bye bye!! (he shoves him out the door)
(Theres a knock on the door and Monica answers it.)
Monica: Hi, come in! Paul, this is.. (They are all lined up next to the door.)... everybody, everybody, this is Paul.
Phoebe: (stops at a door) Oh no, the Mendels, they hate all living things, right?
Ross: (noticing the pipe and looking at the door) Joey wheres the pipe that was holding the door open?
[Scene: Max and David's lab, they are working. Phoebe knocks on the door]
Rachel: We're waiting for you to open the door. You got the keys.
(Someone knocks on the door; Monica gets it)
Teacher: You by the door. In or out?
[Scene: Tap Class, Monica is standing by the door.]
(Someone else knocks on the door. Monica looks through the spyhole)
(Everyone cheers. Monica opens the door. Bobby is obviously very depressed)
(Rachel opens the door to Paolo)
(Ross drags Joey into the hall and slams the door)
Joey: Okay! (He scurries out the set door and re-enters, extremely impressed) All right!
(Monica and Rachel's door opens and Rachel and Paolo emerge)
(Chandler opens the door and startles them. He picks up the paper)
(Door buzzer goes)
Chandler: Bye. (Finally closes the door on her.) (After its closed) I cant stand the woman! (Phoebe is shocked, Joey is relieved.)
Chandler: I can't believe you did this. (Walks toward the door)
Chandler: Fine. (Joey and Chandler walk towards the door)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the next morning. Joey is getting the door in his dressing gownit's Ross.]
(Joey opens door, throws keys on kitchen table, table falls over)
Ross: Ah, the forbidden love of a man and his door.
Joey: (Whispering.) Pisst, Monica. Alright, we really need to start looking out for Rachel. Ill cover the front door. You watch that big hole at the back of the building and I got Chandler covering Ross.
Rachel: Oh... that's too bad. Bye bye. (she walks away towards the door)
(He shuts the door and Ross and Monica fling cookies at it)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, morning. Someone knocks on the door and Monica gets it.]
(Joey goes back into the apartment, runs back into the hallway, throws his shoulder against the door, and knocks it down off its hinges.)
(They notice that a woman is sitting by their door)
[Scene: Joeys Apartment, theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Ross.]
(Rachel goes up to the door of their bathroom)
Rachel: (to them) Just a minute!!! (She takes the candy and opens the door to two parents, a witch, a clown, and a cowgirl.) Look at you guys! Wow! You are a very scary witch. (Gives her candy.)
Rachel: (noticing a bunch of pictures around the door that werent there originally.) What-what are-what are these?
Ross: Paolo, I-I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I say... (shuts door in his face and walks away)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, 3:02 A.M., Chandler is up. There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it.]
Joey: Uh-oh. I hade a pretty hectic day at work too, today I had to open a door and go (looking scared) ohhhh!
(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can't hear. The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that they can.)
[Scene: Richard's apartment. There's a knock on the door.The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey.]
(Joey walks toward the door, then hesitates and turns back.)
Joey: Ah! (Points to door) Huh? (Leaves and slams the door)
(The door bursts open, and Joey and Phoebe rush in.)
Rachel: (We see a flashback as Rachel describes what happened.) All right, we were shaking hands and he kinda leaned toward me Y'know maybe he was going to open the door, but I totally miss read him and I uhhh (The flashback shows that she kissed him on the cheek.)
Ross: Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer? (Ross turns and bangs his head on an open dryer door.) I'm fine, I'm fine.
ROSS: (putting his arm up with his hand on the door frame.)� Why?� (He starts to lower his arm.)
(He leaves. Cut to Monica entering Chandler and Joey's apartment. She sneaks up to the shower door)
[Cut to the hallway, Joey is listening to Chandler and his mom's conversation through the door as Ross walks up.]
Monica: (Closing the door) Goodbye Mr.Heckles.
Joey: (answering the door.) Hey, how did you do that?! Come on in. (He brings them inside.)
Rachel: (gets up and opens the door) Hi Tag! What are you doing here?
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is working as Nina knocks, then opens the door.]
Rachel: Ohh! This is so exciting! Oh God (Gasps and starts to sing) Come and knock on my door
(Knock on door.)
(The women quickly shut the door)
(Knock on door. Ross opens it. Rachel enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Monica is getting the door.]
Rachel: (Tearfully) Ross, I'm doing everything that I can, I've got everybody looking for him, and I- (Door buzzer goes and she runs to get it) Oh! Who is it?
(A knock on the door. Rachel swiftly opens it)
Ross: We have got to start locking that door!
Dr. Rhodes: Wait a minute, hold it. (He goes to the door and opens it.) Johnson! Will you come in here a moment?
(Mr. Heckles opens the door)
Woman No. 1: Just a sec. (To Chandler and Joey) Hope you find your monkey. (She starts to shut the door)
(The door opens allowing the horde to charge in, knocking Rachel out of the way and to the ground.)
(Phoebe goes to leave the room, but the door is locked.)
(They come to a door and silently agree to try it. A very sweaty woman emerges)
(A janitor opens the closet door from the outside.)
(Everyone heads for the door.)
Rachel: Oh good. (She walks to the closed bathroom door, opens it, and finds a naked woman wrapped in a towel.) Ahhh! My God, sorry! (She closes the door and confronts Joey.)
[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross is trying to open the door with a credit card, with no success.]
(Monica opens the door.)
Chandler: Yes! (Rachel walks towards door) You're never gonna make it!
(Door buzzer goes off. Rachel answers it.)
(There's a knock on the door which is answered by Phoebe.)
Monica: (rolling towards the office) Im quitting!! Woo-hoo! (She rolls through a doorway and out of sight. We then hear a big crash, and see Monica roll past the door the other way.) Im okay!! Im all right!!
[Scene: A Tap Class, the girls are standing at the door.]
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler & Nina are locked in a passionate embrace. Someone knocks, so they hurriedly separate to stare out of the window. Chandlers boss opens the door.]
Phoebe: Most likely. (raises and goes toward the door) Okay, I'm gonna be out there.
[She goes into her apartment and slams the door.]
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
[Rachel gets up and opens the door, yelling after him.]
[Rachel closes the drapes over the window, goes into her bedroom and closes the door.]