words in movies
Ross: Rain? Hi. Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln, and my dress is made out of wheat.
Rachel: What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is notthats-thats not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, see and-and, this is a real dress actually. Its-its, theyre-theyre wearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how people respond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdales, so And obviously in uh, in-in this case, (She grabs a pen and paper) I am going to report back, "USA not ready."
Rachel: I have the best job in the entire world! The most adorable guy came over today, and I got to dress him up all day!
(She goes over and lets Phoebe bounce in wearing her own wedding dress.)
Monica: Ok, then, why are you... (she opens her robe revealing a nice black dress) all dressed up??
Monica: What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbi, big deal. You used to dress up like a woman.
Jill: Its probably because not mature enough. Or smart enough. Maybe he doesnt like the way I dressNo that cant be it. Its really gotta be the smart thing. Oh Im so stupid! Im just like this incredibly pretty stupid girl!
Phoebe: Oh Rach, good, listen isn't this perfect for me! (she's wearing another dress on a hanger around her neck)
Monica: Im Catwoman, who wants to borrow the dress when youre too big for it.
[Rachel, in her bridesmaid dress, complete with hat, which makes her look like Little Bo Peep, and Ross enter]
[Scene: Beatrice Bridal Shop, Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emilys dress.]
Monica: Okay, look at this one. This is my favourite. (Its a little pink and white dress for the girl baby.)
[Time lapse, Monica is now wearing the dress while doing the dishes and is making like she is thanking her guests for coming to her wedding. Paging Dr. Crane. Dr. Fraiser Crane!]
Monica: All right, listen up. There is usually only one dress in each size so when they open those doors, fan out. Now, this is what youre looking for! (Holds up a picture of it.) Memorize it! When you locate the dress, blow on these. All right? (She passes out whistles to them.) Three short blasts, when you hear it. Come running.
Rachel: Want a wedding dress? Hardly used.
Rachel: Pheebs, you go with Monica and try on her green dress. If that doesn't work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, gosh, what am I wearing?!
(Angela, a beautiful woman in a tight dress, enters.)
RACHEL: [the shoulders of her dress keep falling off her shoulders] Is my hook unhooked? These things keep falling down, I can't. . .
Mrs. Geller: Mm. Unless we go with a different dress?
Phoebe: Its a trip for two! (She gets up and takes off her blouse-type thingy shes wearing over her dress.) Excuse me. (She walks over to table four.) Excuse me, is the person who won the Paris trip at this table?
Rachel: Ohh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?
Ross: (holding a dress out from inside the closet) This one?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Rachel and Ross are there. Ross is trying to get the dress off Marcel.]
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
Mr. Heckles: That's not my monkey. Just the dress is mine, you can send that back whenever.
(Marcel jumps into view wearing a pink dress. Everybody gasps)
Chandler: Now, there is a dress laid out on your bed. (Monica stumbles on the steps.) Okay, (catches her) youre doing great. Youre doing great. Youre doing fine.
Monica: The green dress? Really?
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, my neighbor... (Listens) Yeah, the brunette... (to Monica) She says you looked very pretty the other day in the green dress.
(Rachel enters, in a formal dress.)
Rachel: Man in the black dress (Monica walks away and Rachel looks around to find a woman in a black dress.) (To her) Hi! Im Rachel! Im a friend of Monica and Chandlers!
[Scene: Nana's Bedroom, Ross is holding a dress out from inside the closet.]
(Chandler enters, sees Rachel in the dress and starts laughing)
Phoebe: That won't go with this dress though.
Monica: Well, you used to dress up in Mom's clothes all the time.
Monica: Wait a minute, just because he paid for your head shots youre gonna take him? Joey, I dont think youre comprehending just how slutty this dress is!
RACHEL: Oh, that's OK, it's just the shoulder, it's not my dress.
Chandler: New haircut? (Monica nods No.) Necklace? (No) Dress? (No) Boots? (Monica nods Yes.) Boots!
Angela: That's because I'm wearing a dress that accents my boobs.
Monica: (to Phoebe) Quick, take off your dress, he wont notice the bed.
Rachel: Monica, can Phoebe borrow your green dress?
[Time lapse. Monica is wearing the dress and starring at herself in the mirror.]
Rachel: Yeah, I did. I needed my lucky dress.
Monica: This isnt even my dress.
Monica: Hey! (She jumps up and throws Emilys wedding dress into Rachels room.)
Ross: Yeah, but it didnt fit. Well, luckily theres a store here that has one left in her size, but Im the groom, Im not supposed to see the dress
Chandler: No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.
Joshua: Gloves. Brown, leather dress gloves.
Joey: Well, maybe I can help. (he grabs her head passionately, closes his eyes and kisses... Ross in Rachel's dress! He realises it too late, and when he does, pushes Ross's/Rachel's head away)
Ross: Yeahoh! Hey listen umm, Emily found this wedding dress in London
The Saleslady: Yes! I have it right here. (Phoebe and Monica both gasp at the dress.) Would you like to try it on Ms. Waltham?
Monica: All right. (Goes to take off the dress.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally.]
Phoebe: Its not kicking me, its kicking one of the other babies. Oh (looks down her dress)! Dont make me come in there!
Rachel: Huh. Except, Phoebes not gonna be the one that gets to dress them.
Monica: Oh, yes, umm, Im here to pick up a dress that you have on hold.
Chandler: You just, you look so different! Terrific! That dress! That body!
Monica: What-what's the matter? Is there, is there something on my dress? (She turns around making sure he gets a good look.)
Phoebe: Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didnt rip off any buttons.
Rachel: Okay? Whoa, wait! (She undoes one button on Phoebe's dress.)
Monica: Does she use the cups? Yes! I believe she does. Does she use the plates? Yes! I believe she does. (Looks at the wedding dress and stops.)
Joey: And then, then he could use his teeth, his teeth to undo her dress, and, and, and bite her!
(A woman enters wearing a wet wedding dress and frantically starts to look around.)
Phoebe: We, you know, we’re different! We don’t care about having a huge party. (She picks up the veil) This is really nice for you, but, oh, please, I put this on? (she puts it on) And, ow, I look (she looks her reflex image on a toaster), why, well, radiant. (pause) All right, well, who cares, I don’t need a pretty veil and a fancy dress.
Rachel: No-n-n-n-no! I am finally thinking clearly. My lucky dress wasnt working out to well for me, but for four years, this baby never missed.
Chandler: You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey's face) Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! (Joey flings some dip onto Phoebe's dress)
Phoebe: (seeing her dress) Oh God. So-so youre making porn movies.
Monica: Have you found your dress yet?
[Time lapse, inside the store, Monica is frantically looking for her dress.]
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
(Another woman walks past Rachel carrying a wedding dress.)
CHANDLER: Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing, give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.
Monica: This is my dress!
Phoebe: Did you find the dress?
Monica: (handing Phoebe the dress) Go! Go! Go!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monicas wedding dress.]
Monica: What am I gonna do?! That is the dress! That is the dress! Wh Chandler wants the band. What do I do?
Chandler: Did your Dad ever dress up like Santa?
Monica: Are you gonna dress up as Santa?
Rachel: So, does this (The dress) come in another color or (The store owner walks away.)
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
Monica: No, Im wearing a wedding dress.
RICHARD: Ok. Ahh. One of my things is, I always separate my sweat socks from my dress socks.
Chandler: Theres gonna be a wedding. Youre gonna be the bride. Two hundred people are going to be looking at you in a clean white dress.
Chandler: Oh you got a wedding dress? Thats great!
Phoebe: Listen! You have to help me pick a dress 'cause I'm meeting Mike's parents tonight! (Rachel gasps)
Phoebe: Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didnt rip off any buttons.
Chandler: Oh thats great! Great! Thanks! But that dress I mean its like yuck! Its terrible! It makes me wanna just rip it right off of you!
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! You don't have to fight over her anymore. (she goes out into the hallway and enters with an even more hideous painting/collage. One of those faceles mannequins heads wearing a blueish dress and orange gloves reaching out into the room. Around the head 3 small dolls are hovering.) Whoever doesn't get Gladys gets Glynnis. (Rachel and Monica are gasping for air at the sight of this monstrous piece of art.)
Monica: All right, Im gonna go steam my wedding dress okay? Who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it?
Monica: He is the man in the black dress.
Monica: So what! As long as hes not wearing a white dress and a veil I dont care.
Mrs. Bing: Dont you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that?
Mr. Bing: Yes! Although, I think we may be seeing a little too much of some people. Arent you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
Chandler: Mom. Thanks for wearing something. (They hug.) (Shes wearing a tight dress with a lot of cleavage showing.)
Rachel: Please tell me youre not gonna dress up like a dinosaur.
(Monica enters wearing her wedding dress.)
Chandler: You look beautiful. Is this new? (Her dress.)
Chandler: Okay before we start the celebration, Monica has to go put on her party dress.
Monica: You didnt dress up either?!
(Rachel enters in this hideous pink bride's maid dress, with a huge silver bow on her chest, and a big, huge skirt, kinda like the one's women wore in the 1800s, Monica and Richard both stare in shock)