words in movies
Monica: Well then somebodys snoozing. Joey, not that this uh should affect you at all, but if you were to pick me, I was planning on wearing a sequined dress, cut down to here. (Points to her stomach just above her belly button.)
Chandler: I havent seen this dress.
Monica: Wait a minute, just because he paid for your head shots youre gonna take him? Joey, I dont think youre comprehending just how slutty this dress is!
Phoebe: Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.
(She goes over and lets Phoebe bounce in wearing her own wedding dress.)
Monica: Im Catwoman, who wants to borrow the dress when youre too big for it.
Monica: Ok, then, why are you... (she opens her robe revealing a nice black dress) all dressed up??
Monica: What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbi, big deal. You used to dress up like a woman.
[Scene: Beatrice Bridal Shop, Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emilys dress.]
Phoebe: Oh Rach, good, listen isn't this perfect for me! (she's wearing another dress on a hanger around her neck)
Jill: Its probably because not mature enough. Or smart enough. Maybe he doesnt like the way I dressNo that cant be it. Its really gotta be the smart thing. Oh Im so stupid! Im just like this incredibly pretty stupid girl!
Monica: Okay, look at this one. This is my favourite. (Its a little pink and white dress for the girl baby.)
[Rachel, in her bridesmaid dress, complete with hat, which makes her look like Little Bo Peep, and Ross enter]
Rachel: Pheebs, you go with Monica and try on her green dress. If that doesn't work, you can wear my gray silk one. Oh, gosh, what am I wearing?!
Rachel: Want a wedding dress? Hardly used.
(Angela, a beautiful woman in a tight dress, enters.)
Monica: All right, listen up. There is usually only one dress in each size so when they open those doors, fan out. Now, this is what youre looking for! (Holds up a picture of it.) Memorize it! When you locate the dress, blow on these. All right? (She passes out whistles to them.) Three short blasts, when you hear it. Come running.
Phoebe: Its a trip for two! (She gets up and takes off her blouse-type thingy shes wearing over her dress.) Excuse me. (She walks over to table four.) Excuse me, is the person who won the Paris trip at this table?
[Time lapse, Monica is now wearing the dress while doing the dishes and is making like she is thanking her guests for coming to her wedding. Paging Dr. Crane. Dr. Fraiser Crane!]
Rachel: Ohh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?
RACHEL: [the shoulders of her dress keep falling off her shoulders] Is my hook unhooked? These things keep falling down, I can't. . .
(Marcel jumps into view wearing a pink dress. Everybody gasps)
Ross: (holding a dress out from inside the closet) This one?
Mrs. Geller: Mm. Unless we go with a different dress?
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Rachel and Ross are there. Ross is trying to get the dress off Marcel.]
Monica: The green dress? Really?
Mr. Heckles: That's not my monkey. Just the dress is mine, you can send that back whenever.
(Rachel enters, in a formal dress.)
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, my neighbor... (Listens) Yeah, the brunette... (to Monica) She says you looked very pretty the other day in the green dress.
Chandler: Now, there is a dress laid out on your bed. (Monica stumbles on the steps.) Okay, (catches her) youre doing great. Youre doing great. Youre doing fine.
Ross: Rain? Hi. Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln, and my dress is made out of wheat.
[Scene: Nana's Bedroom, Ross is holding a dress out from inside the closet.]
Angela: That's because I'm wearing a dress that accents my boobs.
Phoebe: That won't go with this dress though.
(Chandler enters, sees Rachel in the dress and starts laughing)
Monica: Well, you used to dress up in Mom's clothes all the time.
Monica: (to Phoebe) Quick, take off your dress, he wont notice the bed.
Chandler: New haircut? (Monica nods No.) Necklace? (No) Dress? (No) Boots? (Monica nods Yes.) Boots!
RACHEL: Oh, that's OK, it's just the shoulder, it's not my dress.
Rachel: Monica, can Phoebe borrow your green dress?
Chandler: No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.
Rachel: Man in the black dress (Monica walks away and Rachel looks around to find a woman in a black dress.) (To her) Hi! Im Rachel! Im a friend of Monica and Chandlers!
Rachel: Yeah, I did. I needed my lucky dress.
Joshua: Gloves. Brown, leather dress gloves.
Joey: Well, maybe I can help. (he grabs her head passionately, closes his eyes and kisses... Ross in Rachel's dress! He realises it too late, and when he does, pushes Ross's/Rachel's head away)
The Saleslady: Yes! I have it right here. (Phoebe and Monica both gasp at the dress.) Would you like to try it on Ms. Waltham?
Ross: Yeahoh! Hey listen umm, Emily found this wedding dress in London
Monica: All right. (Goes to take off the dress.)
Phoebe: Its not kicking me, its kicking one of the other babies. Oh (looks down her dress)! Dont make me come in there!
Monica: This isnt even my dress.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally.]
Monica: Hey! (She jumps up and throws Emilys wedding dress into Rachels room.)
[Time lapse. Monica is wearing the dress and starring at herself in the mirror.]
Ross: Yeah, but it didnt fit. Well, luckily theres a store here that has one left in her size, but Im the groom, Im not supposed to see the dress
Rachel: Huh. Except, Phoebes not gonna be the one that gets to dress them.
Monica: Oh, yes, umm, Im here to pick up a dress that you have on hold.
Chandler: You just, you look so different! Terrific! That dress! That body!
Monica: What-what's the matter? Is there, is there something on my dress? (She turns around making sure he gets a good look.)
(A woman enters wearing a wet wedding dress and frantically starts to look around.)
Monica: Does she use the cups? Yes! I believe she does. Does she use the plates? Yes! I believe she does. (Looks at the wedding dress and stops.)
Phoebe: Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didnt rip off any buttons.
Rachel: Okay? Whoa, wait! (She undoes one button on Phoebe's dress.)
Monica: Have you found your dress yet?
Rachel: No-n-n-n-no! I am finally thinking clearly. My lucky dress wasnt working out to well for me, but for four years, this baby never missed.
Phoebe: We, you know, we’re different! We don’t care about having a huge party. (She picks up the veil) This is really nice for you, but, oh, please, I put this on? (she puts it on) And, ow, I look (she looks her reflex image on a toaster), why, well, radiant. (pause) All right, well, who cares, I don’t need a pretty veil and a fancy dress.
Joey: And then, then he could use his teeth, his teeth to undo her dress, and, and, and bite her!
Phoebe: (seeing her dress) Oh God. So-so youre making porn movies.
Chandler: You know what, okay, fine. Don't get up, you just sit right there. I just hope, you don't mind, you know, my hand right here. (holds his hand a couple of inches in front of Joey's face) Op, not touching, can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! Not touching can't get mad! (Joey flings some dip onto Phoebe's dress)
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
(Another woman walks past Rachel carrying a wedding dress.)
Monica: This is my dress!
[Time lapse, inside the store, Monica is frantically looking for her dress.]
Phoebe: Did you find the dress?
Monica: Are you gonna dress up as Santa?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are admiring Monicas wedding dress.]
Monica: (handing Phoebe the dress) Go! Go! Go!
CHANDLER: Well, I think you should seriously consider the marriage thing, give Rachel another chance to dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.
Monica: What am I gonna do?! That is the dress! That is the dress! Wh Chandler wants the band. What do I do?
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
Chandler: Did your Dad ever dress up like Santa?
Rachel: So, does this (The dress) come in another color or (The store owner walks away.)
RICHARD: Ok. Ahh. One of my things is, I always separate my sweat socks from my dress socks.
Phoebe: Listen! You have to help me pick a dress 'cause I'm meeting Mike's parents tonight! (Rachel gasps)
Chandler: Oh you got a wedding dress? Thats great!
Monica: No, Im wearing a wedding dress.
Chandler: Theres gonna be a wedding. Youre gonna be the bride. Two hundred people are going to be looking at you in a clean white dress.
Chandler: Oh thats great! Great! Thanks! But that dress I mean its like yuck! Its terrible! It makes me wanna just rip it right off of you!
Mrs. Bing: Dont you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that?
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! You don't have to fight over her anymore. (she goes out into the hallway and enters with an even more hideous painting/collage. One of those faceles mannequins heads wearing a blueish dress and orange gloves reaching out into the room. Around the head 3 small dolls are hovering.) Whoever doesn't get Gladys gets Glynnis. (Rachel and Monica are gasping for air at the sight of this monstrous piece of art.)
Phoebe: Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didnt rip off any buttons.
Monica: He is the man in the black dress.
Monica: So what! As long as hes not wearing a white dress and a veil I dont care.
Rachel: Please tell me youre not gonna dress up like a dinosaur.
(Monica enters wearing her wedding dress.)
Chandler: You look beautiful. Is this new? (Her dress.)
Monica: All right, Im gonna go steam my wedding dress okay? Who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it?
Chandler: Mom. Thanks for wearing something. (They hug.) (Shes wearing a tight dress with a lot of cleavage showing.)
Chandler: Okay before we start the celebration, Monica has to go put on her party dress.
Mr. Bing: Yes! Although, I think we may be seeing a little too much of some people. Arent you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
Monica: You didnt dress up either?!
Chandler: No, we'll-we'll bring it back! Just put it under your dress.
(Rachel enters in this hideous pink bride's maid dress, with a huge silver bow on her chest, and a big, huge skirt, kinda like the one's women wore in the 1800s, Monica and Richard both stare in shock)
Mrs. Geller: Well, he better not come by here. He cant see the bride in the wedding dress.