words in movies
Rachel: Yes! I will! Absolutely! (She takes out his license and her license and holds them face to face with each other. She then proceeds to act like Dark Helmut in Spaceballs, and mimic a conversation between the two of them.) Hello, Rachel. Hi, Joshua. I left my wallet here on purpose. Really? Yes, I just wanted to see you again. Oh, Im glad. Rachel, Id like to say something to you. Yes? How you doin?
Phoebe: Okay, what about after I give you these candies? (Hands them each one from her purse.)
Monica: You just wanna each take one?
Phoebe: Well, this doesnt have to be so sad though. Yknow? Maybe instead of just thinking about how much youre gonna miss each other, you should like think of the things youre not gonna miss.
Phoebe: Youre just so mean to each other! And I dont want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!
Phoebe: Tiger! (Joey moves his hand in an attempt to do the chord, in fact he does it with each name.) Dragon! Iceberg!! (He fails.) Joseph, did you even study at all last night?
Rachel: (regretful) I'm sorry, too! (they look at each other sadly, then she recollects, and puts her hands over her eyes) OH GOD! I shouldn't have said anything!
(They both start speaking Italian to each other, and since I'm not Italian and don't understand one word, we'll move on to the English portion of the show. Not, that I'm English. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just that I'm not. Y'know I think I should shut-up now and move on. Anyhoo, she says something about Joey being fat I think based on this line.)
Joey: No, no no no no. See. Each woman is different.You have to appreciate their uniqueness.
Rachel: Well yknow, some people make deals with a friend, like if neither of them are married by the time theyre 40, they marry each other.
Monica: Were gonna see each other naked.
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
(They run and hug each other.)
Phoebe: That is so sweet. But don't you think it's a little too soon? I mean there's so much we don't know about each other.
Ross: Well each tell you how we came up with the joke and then you decide which one of us is telling the truthme.
Ross: It's awful I know, I mean, I feel terrible but I have to do this if I want my marriage to work. And I do, I have to make this marriage work. I have too. But the good thing is we can still see each other until she gets here.
Ross: Oh no-no-no, were just two people who happen to run into each other here at the coffee house. (He winks at her.)
Phoebe: I dont know. You could tie her up, she could tie you up; you could eat stuff off each other
(They all start out, Rachel gives each one a kiss, and says "bye." In the hall, Joey says )
Rachel: I mean if you think about it, I mean Ross did learn something from each marriage.
(Ross and Rachel approach, theyre still yelling at each other.)
(They start trying to trade babies while holding one each. They have no idea how to do it, so they just shift the babies around in their arms. They give up pretty quickly.)
[Cut back to the present, they are still in each others embrace.]
Monica: Oh my God, sit down! Sit down! How long as it been since weve seen each other?
(They keep flicking each other. This turns into slapping each other.)
Ross: (to Elizabeth) And that is why we cannot see each other anymore.
(They all try and shake hands at once. They end up criss-crossing theyre arms to shake each others hand, and Ross says )
(She turns her head away and when shes not looking, Phoebe shakes her head and mouths, "No, Im not." Both Joey and Ross smile, look at each other, and then stop smiling.)
RACHEL: No. [hitting each other]
Monica: Yeah! Roses or Lilies? (Holds up a picture of each.)
Chandler: No Im serious, we should tell each other everything. I do not have any secrets from you.
Chandler: Look, it really is gonna be okay. The important thing is that we love each other and that were gonna get married.
Rachel: (starting to cry) Ohh, you guys are so made for each other.
Chandler: Well, she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that, right? (Ross and Joey look at each other and go back to watching the game on TV.) Guys? Guys? (Walks in front of them again.)
Ross: And! We should keep all the stuff uh, we told each other secret from everybody else.
Chandler: (frustrated) Okay, for the last time. Its not named for each individual man.
Monica and Chandler: Three! (They lift up the covers and check each other out, then come back up with silly grins on their faces.)
Ross: No Joey! Look why dont, why dont we just let her decide? Okay? Hey-hey, well each go out with her one more time. And-and well see who she likes best.
(Phoebe grabs each of them by an ear.) Monica and Rachel: Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other.]
Ross: Listen, you are hearing one side of the story, okayand F.Y.I she mustve shown Kyle over 30 paint samples before she painted that room! And his response to each one was, "I dont give a tiny rats ass."
Joey: (about to cry) Those two only had each other!
[Scene: Lamaze class. Susan is there. Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper. As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins pretend baby, squashing its head flat. It bleats, in protest. He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J.C.]
Kristen: Do you two know each other?
Rachel: Well yknow, we would umm, repeat everything the other said, or uh, wed jump out of closets to scare each other, or switch the sugar for the salt so theyd put salt on their cereal.
Rachel: Oh, Ross, relax. It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction, and then fifty cents for each additional contraction.
Phoebe and Rachel: (to each other) I dont know.
Ross: (Using a slightly different inflection for each.) I do. I do. I do.
Chandler: Do you realize you get louder each week?
(The teacher smiles, but her eyebrows go up. Susan and Carol pat each other affectionately.)
Ross: Looks like a fun gang. (They all look at each other and smile)
(Chandler and Monica both turn, take the rings from Ross and Rachel respectively, and place them on each others fingers.)
Chandler: Okay, here you go. (He deals out two cards each.) I have two queens, what do you have?
[Scene: The Hotel, Monicas room, Mr. and Mrs. Bing are staring at each other while Phoebe looks on.]
Ross: (moves closer) All Im saying is, its one thing being prepared for an attack against like each other; whole another story being prepared for an attack, I dont know, like a (turns and puts his face close to Rachels and screams) surprise!!
Ross: It came in the mail today, it's uh, 72 long-stemmed red roses, one for each day that I've known and loved Emily, cut up into mulch!
Ross: (he starts reading directly from his cards word for word very quietly) "There are three primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. Each of these theories can be further subcategorized into two distinct "
Ross: Well I dont know umm, (Pause) what if we were too tie each other up? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) Umm, some people eat stuff off one another. (Carol doesnt like that idea either.) Nah! Umm, yknow we-we could try dirty talk? (Carol still says no.) Umm, we could, we could have a threesome.
Mr. Franklin: Oh then you know each other.
[Scene: The Hallway, Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on.]
Chandler: Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am so bad at this.
Monica: Chandler, this is not our problem. We've got each other. That's all that matters.
Richard: Oh, Im sorry. (Introduces them.) Lisa, (nodding at each) Monica, Chandler. We used to date.
Phoebe: Umm, look we dont, we dont really know each other so it would be really easy to just forget about this, but there seems to be something between us. And I dont know about you but that doesnt happen to me a lot.
Rachel: Oh we justwe drove each other crazy!
Joey: Well thats true. And I am only naked in one scene. Plus it sounds really great. My characters catholic and he falls in love with this Jewish girl. Who run away together and they get caught in this big rainstorm. So we go into this barn and undress each other and hold each other. Its really sweet and-and tender.
David: We enjoy watching each other. And I settle for watching each others performance, and we like each other.
Ross: Well, we-we havent said that to each other yet, but I guess its okay to say it to other people.
(They turn to look at each other and suddenly remember that they did in fact get married.)
(They both look at each other, then Phoebe gets an idea.)
Ross and Rachel while looking at each other surprised and shocked: Jill?
(Monica and Chandler both look at each other and run over to the window to watch the action in Ross apartment)
Joey: Uh How long have we known each other?
Rachel: Well, at least you make each other laugh.
Rachel: How do you know that? What if it just gets worse and worse and worse, to the point where we cant even be in the same room with each other?!
Phoebe: Isnt it funny how we kept running into each other? Its as if someone really wants us to be together.
Phoebe: Oh, great! We couldnt keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while yknow, hed kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. (Does that to Monica.)
Phoebe: Yeah? I know! I know! Uh huh? Listen why dont we just um, sit and relax? You know just be with each other. Quietly!
(They run and hug each other.)
Jim: We have. Maybe well be seeing each other at dinner tomorrow night, say around 8 oclock?
Rachel: Umm, our situation. Yknow umm, what we mean to each other. And I mean we-were having this baby together, and we live together. Isnt that, isnt that weird?
(They look at each other and smile for a while.)
Phoebe: Alright you guys, we cant turn on each other, Okay? Thats just what she wants.
(Ross and Rachel look into each others eyes and kiss.)
Rachel: yeah your both so slutty you don't even remember who you've slept with, you're made for each other.
Phoebe: You know, it's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long and I've never heard about you.
Phoebe: Do you not know each other?
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. She and David are still kissing each other in the living room.]
Chandler: No-no-no-no. (Waves him away as Monica and Phoebe enter whispering to each other.) Hey! (Monica shushes him.)
Phoebe: My grandmother has this new boyfriend, and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf. So they're constantly, like, having to reassure each other that they're having a good time. You have no idea how loud they are!
David: ...it's uhm... i-it's two on each cheek and uhm... and one on the lips.
Ross: Wow! It actually is in the handbook. I cant date you or have a hot plate in my office. I cant believe we have to stop seeing each other.
Phoebe: I don't know. They're so perfect for each other; it's crazy.
(Chandler and Monica look at each other.� Chandler nods.)
Monica: We're gonna see each other naked.
(All are leaving, wishing each other a Merry Christmas, peace on earth, etc. Only Wendy stays.)
Ross: Why dont they just jump out of an airplane?! Huh?! That-thats a fun date! Or burn each other with matches?! Thats fun too! Whew!!
Phoebe: You know what? Maybe once they start dating, and they see what's out there, they'll realise how good they are for each other.
Chandler: Okay. Thats better. Now I want you to both apologize to each other and mean it.
Monica: Believe me, Chandler and I have not seen each other in over a week. We�ll probably be the first ones there.