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Rachel: Oh, good, good! We had this idea to make a birthday video for Emma and we'll give it to her when she is 18.
Ross: That's the hope! So, is Emma awake yet?
Ross: Hey, say something to Emma on her 18th birthday!
Phoebe: Yeah! I wrote Emma a song.
Rachel: Look, I know that you guys really want to get to Vermont and this isn't a really big deal to you, but it really is to us, ok? Emma will never have a first birthday again.
Monica: All right... you're right. We're sorry. Now let's wake up Emma and get the fun time started!
Jack: I can't believe Emma is already one!
Joey: Oh man, this is great, uh? The three of us together again! You know what would be fun? If we gave this present to Emma from all of us!
Monica: I can't believe Emma is still asleep!
Joey: Hey Pheebs, you know what? I was thinking... since you wrote a song, maybe I could do something for Emma using my talents! Phoebe: So you’re gonna... hit on her?
Joey: Hey, I think Emma might like it!
Rachel: Oh! Emma might like what?
Rachel: Well, this sounds like fun! Well, you know what? Actually? People are getting a little antsy waiting Emma to wake up from her nap, so would you mind performing them once now?
Joey: I will be doing a dramatic reading of one of Emma’s books.
Phoebe: That’s right, I've prepared a song for Emma. From my heart to hers. For there’s no greater gift, than the gift of music. (she starts singing) Emma! Your name poses a dilemma. 'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma! Maybe the actor Richard Crenna, he played the commanding officer in Rambo. Happy birthday Emma!
Judy: Hello Emma. Happy eighteenth birthday.
Jack: That’s true! This message could becoming to you from beyond the grave, Emma!
Judy: Remember, Emma, heart disease kills women too!
Rachel: Ross, um, don’t forget to get a shot of Emma’s cake. It’s in a box in the fridge.
Monica: Oh, did you do a picture of Emma?
Ross: Well, you know what? While we're waiting, you guys could tape your message to Emma for her 18th birthday, huh? (takes the camcorder and points it at Monica and Chandler) Ok!
Chandler: Hi Emma! It's the year 2020. Are you still enjoying your nap?
Chandler: Was that Emma? Is she up?
Phoebe: Well, oh, ok now... Only one of us has to stay with Emma. Ok, and as the person who realized that, I get to go!
Monica: Ok, how about this: We got wind up toys for Emma for her birthday. We can make them race, and whoever comes in last, stays!
Rachel: (into the phone) No, there isn't time to go to the bakery. We're just gonna come home... Everybody left? Alright, well just tell Emma we're gonna be there as soon as we can. (emotionally) Bye...
Rachel: (shakes her head) I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her cake singing "Happy Birthday". Then we would all go into... HEY GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! (honks furiously, and Ross looks at her in disbelief and Rachel looks at him.) They have to learn!
[ Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. Chandler, Monica and Emma are sitting on the floor, and Emma's stuffed animals are lined up in front of them.]
Chandler: I'm sorry, is this a game for Emma or for Monica?
Chandler: Emma, you even know it's your birthday today? You're one! One-year-old, that's little.
(With his index finger he shows her how old she is. Emma also points her finger and babbles...)
Monica: (embraces Emma tightly) Ooh, I want one...
Chandler: Hey, guys! Come on! You gotta see what Emma just did.
Chandler: Emma, how old are you? How old are you today? (holds up his index finger again)
Emma: Wo-ish. (and holds up her finger)
Rachel: Oh! Emma, that's right! You're that many!
Rachel: Oh!... Oh and Emma, look at your stuffed animals lined up so neatly!
Ross: Okay, here we go! Emma's first birthday cake... Well hey... well, blow out the candle. Come on Emma.
Rachel: Okay. (they both look into the camera, and Ross waves.) Hi Emma. Well, your first birthday is over, and it was really...
Phoebe: Okay, but, well, before you say no, my friend Susanne is entering her kid and compared to Emma she's a real dog!
Rachel: (To Ross) You know what? We should call my mum's house and say goodnight to Emma before she goes down.
ROSS: Oh right, right.� (They pause and exchange a glance. Then, Ross looks away.)� So, are you . . . ah . . . you excited about your, your first night away from Emma?
Rachel: Oooh... you're sweet, I knew uncle Joey would step up. (Turns to face Emma in the the playpen) Look Emma, look who's baaack!
Rachel: Awe! (Emma laughs) Oh my God! Looks, she’s a little dare-devil! Oh, let me push, can I push?
Amy: Is this Emmett? <pointing to EMMA>
Rachel: Are you kidding? Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma!
Ross: Well, thats what Im here for. (Emma starts crying again) Want me to get that?
Ross: And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break. (baby talk) Yes we were! Yes we were! (picks Emma up) Come here gorgeous. (puts her on his knees and talks to her) Oh! Look at you! You are the cutest little baby ever! You're just a... a little bitty baby, you know that? But you've got... (in a softer voice) You've got big beautiful eyes... Yes you do... and a... and a big round belly. (emphasises the B's) Big baby butt! I like big butts. (raps) I like big butts and I cannot lie / you other brothers can't deny / when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty, waist / and a round thing in your face you get...(Emma laughs) Oh my God, Emma... you're laughing! Oh my God, you've never done that before, have you? You never done that before... Daddy made you laugh, huh? Well, daddy and Sir Mix Alot... What? What? You... you wanna hear some more? Uhm...(raps) My anaconda don't want none / unless you got buns hon... (Emma laughs again and Ross looks worried) I'm a terrible father!
Ross: So unbelievable. She was supposed to meet me half an hour ago with Emma. (he tries to take a cookie but Monica slaps his hand)
Rachel to Emma: Oh Emma. This is going to be your first Thanksgiving. What are you thankful for? Mommy's bobbies.
Rachel: Och, god. (seeing Emma) Oh, thank god, you�re okay. I�m so sorry we left you. Mom never gonna leave you again. Never ever ever again. Uch.
Ross: Guess what? I made Emma laugh today.
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Emma is still crying.]
[Scene: The playground. Ross, Rachel and Emma are still there. Rachel comes walking to Ross and Emma with something between her hands.]
Ross: Ok, fine, but I don't want them bonding to much. I don't want her telling Emma she needs a nose job.
(Now they kiss passionately... and then Ross enters with Emma. They freeze, pull away and look at Ross who looks like he just can't believe what he's seeing. Joey straightens his shirt, and Rachel says I'm so-oo sorry, and presses her breasts together, just like Joey did before.)
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Emma is sitting in her chair on the apothecary table and Rachel is trying to make her laugh.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's. Emma is in her bed and Ross and Rachel are rapping and dancing for her.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment.Someone's knocking on the door. Ross rushes to the door and it's Rachel with Emma.]
Ross: (Back to Emma) Hi! (Looks at her) What... (Moves the stroller away from him so he can get a better look at her. He looks at her confused. Finally he realizes the difference and gasps). Please tell me those are clip-ons.
Rachel: Uh.... its Emma.
Monica to Emma: Hey you.
Monica to Amy: So. Welcome. Is this your first time you're seeing Emma?
Amy with confused look on face: Yeah I.. I think so. <sticks her hand out to shake hands with Phoebe and says to her> It's nice to meet you Emma.
Amy turns around to Phoebe: Emma, Ross wants you.
Ross: Emma.
Monica: Okay. Its Emma.
Chandler: I can't believe you'd want us to raise Emma.
Monica: Its clearly an Emma.
Rachel: (gasps) Emma! (Looks at the baby and starts to cry.) See? I dont want it.
Ross: Uh Dad, Emmas in the nursery. Ill take you now. If you want, but (To Rachel) I really want to talk to you.
Ross: Yeah. Shes putting her down now, thats her. (Points to the nurse putting Emma now.)
Ross: Look at Emma!
[Scene: Outside the Nursery, Ross is looking at Emma as Phoebe walks up.]
Rachel: Yeah! Hi Emma. Hey, why do you think she wont take my breast?
(Theres a knock on the door and a nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Ross: (noticing something) Actually umm (He turns Mr. Gellers head to look at Emma.)
(Emma continues crying in the background)
(Theres a knock on the door and the Nurse enters carrying Emma.)
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Phoebe, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are watching Emma sleep.]
Rachel: (enters with Emma) Hi!
Rachel: Ok. (Starts swinging Emma rapidly and she stops crying)
(Emma starts crying)
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, Emma continues to cry.]
Chandler: (hears Emma crying) What is wrong with Emma?
Rachel: Here you go. (Hands Emma to Phoebe)
Monica: Okay Ill take her, here. (Takes Emma)
Ross: Was there anything you did wrong with Emma?
Monica: (stands up to hand Emma back) Oh no no no no!
Rachel: I mean I got news for you mister, Emma? Not easy.
Rachel: We've got to find a new pediatrician. Ross was getting sick last night, and I think Emma may have caught it.
(Ross and Rachel enter with Emma.)
Rachel: Oh, great! Well, then I'm gonna take Emma to see him. I wonder why Ross said that he died.
Rachel: Hi, my name is Rachel Green, I have an appointment for Emma.
Monica: Yeah, but I love you more. Besides yknow, nothing goes with Bing. So Im screwed. I mean (Rachel hands Emma to Monica.) Oh, hi Emma. Yeah, thats you. Youre our little Em. Oh whats that honey? What? Oh, you want a little cousin? (To Chandler) You want a cousin right now?!
Chandler: So if Monica's not around, then I'm not good enough to raise Emma?
Chandler: Well, bye Mon, bye Ross, Rachel, bye Emma!
[Scene: Central Perk. All except Chandler, plus Emma.]
Rachel: Okay, well that�s now the third sign that I should not leave Emma.
[Scene: Ross and Rachel�s. Ross phones, Rachel and Emma are there.]
Phoebe: And that�s Judy over there at the bar with Emma?
Rachel: N-no, Emma dropped her sock.
Ross: Yeah and we'd want to make sure Emma has someone like Monica who is more uh. uh discliplinarin.. someone who can be firm and strict.
Ross: I know, it�s the first time, we�re leaving the baby and � hey, I know how hard it is for you, but � but Emma is gonna be fine. My mom is gonna be with her. She�s great with kids.
Chandler: Ok. So if we both had Emma and I die <knocks on table> she'd have to give her up.
Ross: Rach, c�mon, Emma is fine. You�re turning into an obsessive mother. Okay, you need to stop.
Chandler: So.. let me get this straight. So my two friends die, I get Emma. Then my wife dies, then Emma the one tiny ray of hope left in my life gets taken away from me?
Rachel: Oh thank god, if Phoebe�s going, can we please take Emma home?
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch. Sandy holds Emma. Ross enters the apartment. Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs]
Monica: Ross and Rachel don't know what they're talking about. I mean its not like their so responsible. Emma is a product of a bottle of Merlot and a five year old condom.
Ross: Yeah, kids say all kinds of crap. (In the other room Emma starts to cry.)
Chandler: No, if crazy plate lad.. <sees Monica frustrated at this comment> If Monica dies then I would get Emma, Right?
Ross: Yeah, uhm... I mean, Rachel and I, think you are great... with Emma... uhm... We just feel...
<they hug and Rachel has this disgusted look on her face and then Emma starts crying>
Ross: Emma.
RACHEL: (to Ross) Ok.� So now, I think Emma is probably down for the night, but if you need anything Ross . . .
Ross: Dude. Well done. You know what? If I die, and Rachel dies and Monica dies then you can totally take care of Emma.
RACHEL: Oh well, well thank you.� (She laughs.� He stares for a moment.)� Okay, stop.� Stop looking at me like that.� The last time that happened, (points to Ross) that happened.� (points to Emma.)
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Ross is in the living room covering Emma.� Rachel enters wearing a sexy dress.]
(Ross and Rachel enter with Emma in Rachel's hands)
(Emma starts to cry)
RACHEL: Aaah.� (She goes to tend Emma.)
RACHEL: (still looking at Emma) Yeah?
Rachel: Pheebs, I would make a reservation for five, because one of us has to stay home and watch Emma. (to Ross:) Which one of us should go to dinner?
[Scene: Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey]
Molly: Sure, I'll go check on Emma.
Molly: No, you stay, I'll do it (takes Emma from Rachel).
Chandler: Oh no no no.. I'll get her. I'm super-compentent and totally responsibile and fourth in line to raise Emma. I'll be right there Emma. Just let me get my trusty diaper bag here. <knocks over the box of china> Well.. what do you know? I guess, I'll be the one who dies first.
Ross: well.. its just. its just in that case, then um. Emma would go to my parents.
Molly: No I'm here to take Emma to your mother's, remember?
Molly: Hello! I just go and get Emma.
Ross: Bye! Hey, I hope Emma isn't making it too hard on you.
Michelle: Ah, who is Emma?
Rachel: Hi, and I am also Emma�s mother.
Michelle: Emma.
Rachel: Hi. Can Emma and I live here for a while?
(He walks out quickly with Emma in his arms.)
Rachel: I was just asking 'cause I need someone to watch Emma tonight.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Emma is there in her playpen, while Chandler is behind the couch.]