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(Theres a knock on the door and Ross enters.)
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Chandler and Joey are there. Ross enters with a pizza.]
[Richard enters]
[Phoebe enters.]
[Monica enters.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door. She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen. And runs to the couch as Ross enters.]
Phoebe: That man across the street just kicked that pigeon! (Rachel enters.) Oh!
[Julie enters.]
[Rachel enters.]
[Rachel enters.]
[Chandler enters with his hair full of mousse and a cheesy moustache]
[Phoebe enters.]
[Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters clutching his phone.]
[Rachel enters from her room]
[Joey enters in a Superman-costume]
Monica: For your information, ass munch, I've lost four pounds. Maybe even five with all the dancing. (A guy enters holding a pizza box)
[Ross enters, depressed.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is working. Ross enters with Ben.]
[Joey enters.]
[Russ enters, walking in behind Chandler.]
[Monica enters from her bedroom.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone else is there as Chandler enters.]
[Joey enters.]
[Julie... Ross's ex-girlfriend... enters.]
[Phoebe enters all dressed up]
[Ross enters with a suitcase]
[Phoebe turns back around but Rachel is gone. Ross enters.]
[Scene: The Hall Outside Lydia's Room, Joey is walking up to Lydia's room with balloons, but before he enters he sees that the baby's father has arrived. He listens at the door.]
[little kid enters]
[Ross enters]
[Chandler enters]
[Ross enters, sees Joey in the mirror]
[Joey enters]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is playing foosball by himself, Joey enters]
[Rachel enters with a laundry basket]
ROSS: [Rachel enters] Oh.
[Rachel enters]
ROSS: [enters] Ok, what the hell happened back there?
[Ross enters]
[Rachel enters]
[Scene: Museum of Natural History. Ross enters the display where Rachel is waiting.]
PHOEBE: I think on my shoulder. [Ross enters]
RACHEL: [enters from her room] OK, ready when you are.
MR. GELLER: [enters with his bat] Found it.
[Phoebe enters]
[Rachel enters with laundry and starts folding]
[Pheobe enters]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey is making marinara sauce and filling every container in sight. Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room.]
[Phoebe enters]
[Ross enters]
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey enters with several magazines and runs up to Phoebe.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
[Scene: Central Perk, its the same scene from the end of last weeks show. Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters.]
[Phoebe enters]
ROSS: [enters] Oh my God, what's goin' on?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters.]
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum.]
(He hangs up the phone and tears the note off the pad.� Then, he stops and re-reads it.� Rachel enters.)
[Scene Barry's office, Barry is working on patient, Robbie, as Rachel enters.]
PHOEBE: [enters] Hey.
[Rachel enters]
[Scene: A hall on the floor where Chandler works. Chandler and Phoebe enters, and overhears some employees's conversation. One of them is doing Chandler.]
[Monica enters carrying food that's been delivered]
PHOEBE: [enters] Hey you guys, you will never guess who's coming to New York.
[Scene: The Hallway, Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Madison Square Garden, Duncan's dressing room. Phoebe is fixing her hair and Duncan enters.]
[Scene: Chandler's office. Joey enters.]
ROSS: [enters] Hiii.
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters]
(Monica enters from her bedroom)
[Chandler enters]
(Chandler enters the bathroom, and Monica is standing there in a towel, with her hair stuck in the shower curtain.)
(Annoying wedding planner enters)
(Chandler enters, sees Rachel in the dress and starts laughing)
(Joey enters wearing a lot of clothes)
Ross: Rachel!! (she enters) Wow! You, uh, you look, wow!
(A guy enters that looks suspiciously like Alec Baldwin from The Hunt for Red October, Pearl Harbor, and Beetlejuice.)
[Monica jumps in the shower. Right after Mrs. Geller enters the bathroom, Mr. Geller peeks his head in.]
MONICA: [enters] Honey. Uh, not to sound too Florence Henderson but, dinner's on the table.
(Isabella Rosselini enters)
Ross: Besides, I-I think I figured out a much faster route, Im sure I can make it this time. I just I just cant be afraid to get a little bit hit by cars. (He goes to the bathroom as Joey enters.)
(Chandler enters and they both jump up and pretend that Ross is showing her something in the couch.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag.]
Chandler: Hey, Im going for sushi does anybody want.. (enters and sees the bed) Whoa-whoa, somebody missed the off ramp.
MRS. GELLER: Over here Jack. OK. I see, Rachel's coming up the path. Oh doesn't she look pretty. Jack, get this. [Rachel enters with a huge nose]
[Russ enters Central Perk. He looks like Ross, except for his chin and hair (it is David Schwimmer in a dual role).]
Ross: Huh? (the rest of the gang enters)
[Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters.]
[Ross enters behind Rachel, and look at each other for a moment.]
[Monica enters from bathroom after taking a shower]
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Rachel enters and sneaks up to Chandler's bedroom where she overhears Chandler and Monica talking.]
(Monica enters, wearing a walkman, so she doesn't hear what the others say)
(The clerk enters the video into the computer.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, (now) Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom.]