words in movies
[Ross enters with several bags from shopping.]
[Phoebe enters.]
[Phoebe enters.]
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
[Rachel enters from her room]
[Russ enters Central Perk. He looks like Ross, except for his chin and hair (it is David Schwimmer in a dual role).]
Ross: Huh? (the rest of the gang enters)
MRS. GELLER: Over here Jack. OK. I see, Rachel's coming up the path. Oh doesn't she look pretty. Jack, get this. [Rachel enters with a huge nose]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, Phoebe and Rachel are there and Chandler enters.]
[Rachel enters.]
[Monica enters from bathroom after taking a shower]
[Ross enters behind Rachel, and look at each other for a moment.]
(Monica enters, wearing a walkman, so she doesn't hear what the others say)
[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Rachel enters and sneaks up to Chandler's bedroom where she overhears Chandler and Monica talking.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, (now) Joey is watching Baywatch, as Chandler enters from his bedroom.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning. Chandler is sitting and staring at his phone. Monica enters and creeps up next to Chandler.]
(The clerk enters the video into the computer.)
(The rest of barbershop quartet enters, and joins him.)
Phoebe: Thats all right, thats well, I figured.... (they start to leave as Joey enters.)
ROSS: Believe me, I've been dreaming about me and Rachel for ten years now. But now, I'm with Julie, so it's like me and Julie, me and Rachel, me and Julie, me and... [Rachel enters, carrying a tray]... Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there, Joey enters wearing an old looking hat.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is getting ready to sing as Leslie enters.]
(Joey enters.)
(Ross keeps staring at her, head on table. Chandler smacks him with a newspaper. Joey enters, Ross and Chandler laugh at him.)
Rachel: (she reaches for the bottle) Oww! (She grabs the bottle, but has trouble opening it. She pops the top off and aspirins fly all over the place as Ross enters.)
Pete: Uh, absolutely, yeah, sEnd her in. (Monica enters) Hi.
[Rachels boss, Joanna, enters]
[Scene: Ross walks in the hallway to his apartment and stops in front of his own door. Now he hears two recorders playing a song. When he enters, Sandy and Joey are playing the recorder and Rachel listens.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters. Its the next day.]
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is there as Ross enters, walking very confidently.]
(Cassie enters from the guest room, with her hair up. The extremely beautiful and sexy Denise Richards is playing Cassie. Woo hoo! For those of you who dont know who she is, rent Wild Things and she was also the last Bond girl in The World Is Not Enough.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating at the counter as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters.]
(Phoebe enters.)
[Pete enters with his entourage all pumped up, and Ross and Monica are the only ones who stand up and cheer.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is reading The Shining, as Monica enters.]
(Barry finds it draped on a cupboard and gives it to Rachel, they kiss as Bobby enters.)
Phoebe: Yeah, I kinda do. (Mike lets go of her hand) Well, how's this? (she takes Mike's hand and puts it on her breast, she tears open the sugar and puts it in her coffee. Mike thinks it over and nods appreciative. After that, they hold hands again. Joey now enters, and sees the two sitting on the couch, holding hands.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is working as Monica enters.]
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey enters carrying a tub of ice cream. He sets it on the table, takes off his jacket and struggles with the drawer. It cannot be opened.]
(Theres a knock on the door and a nurse enters carrying Emma.)
(Phoebe enters)
(Suddenly, Phoebes boss, Mrs. Potter, and a client, Mr. Simon, enters.)
[Joey enters]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Phoebe enters with a paper turkey.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there. Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel, Rachel is there, Chandler enters.]
[Monica enters]
[Scene: Back in the kitchen at the funeral. Phoebe is there, Monica enters.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is there, Joey enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Garbage room: Mr. Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters.]
[Kathy enters]
Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie enters) You see! Now youre making Sophie uncomfortable!
[Scene: Phoebes, Frank is watching TV, and hes very depressed as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Rachel are there, as Phoebe enters with her date.]
(Monica enters)
Chandler: (enters the room wearing an "I love New York" t-shirt, a "Statue of Liberty" hat and carrying bags) New York is awesome!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there as Joey enters]
(Rachel enters)
[Joey enters holding a letter]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is there. Joey enters.]
(Ross enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is eating dinner as Chandler enters.]
(Chandler enters from his bedroom.)
Phoebe's Assistant: Oh, here comes your 3:00. I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but, yum (walks out, Paolo enters)
[Cut to later, Phoebe is still in the chair and Rachel is laying down as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are watching TV as Joey enters.]
(Phoebe enters.)
Joey: Yeah, all right. (Ross enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters.]
(Chandler enters with a cigarette.)
(Rachel enters, she has changed clothes.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is at the bar and Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters.]
(Chandler enters from his bedroom, all depressed and wearing sweat pants, with the chick and duck in tow.)
(Ross enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters.]
(As she leaves, a beautiful woman enters and sits down across from the boys.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul. Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead. By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis. Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: (enters with a bag packed) Because Im going to London.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: The Midfield Day School, its after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters.]
Mrs. Geller: Rachel's coming up the path. Doesn't she look pretty. Jack... (Rachel enters with a huge nose)
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
[Scene: Joey enters his hotel room. The phone is ringing.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachels, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters.]
(Rachel enters, she has changed once again. This time into her high school cheerleading uniform.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters.]
(Rachel enters.)
(A male nurse enters.)
(Monica enters behind them.)
[Cut to into the bedroom, with Monica still hiding under the covers. Richard enters and sits down next to her.]