words in movies
ROSS: [Rachel, laughing, puts a hand on the guy's shoulder] Look at that, look at that, see how she's pushing him away and he won't budge. Alright, I'm gonna do something. [walks up in the middle of their conversation] Excuse me, are you Rachel?
Mr. Waltham: Excuse me, Im standing right here!
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
Monica: (To Chandler) Excuse me, umm, can I talk to you over here for just a second?
Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?
Monica: Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You cant eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended.
Ross: The kid...? (To the kid) Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck.
Phoebe: Excuse me, but umm, isnt he paying for your dinner?
Doug: Excuse me?
Man: Oops, I'm sorry. Excuse me. Is this the umm, the memorial?
Phoebe: Excuse me, is this your car?
Chandler: (to Kim and Nancy) Oh, hi! Excuse me, is uh Rachel Green here? I was supposed to meet her for lunch.
Rachel: Excuse me?
Phoebe: Its a trip for two! (She gets up and takes off her blouse-type thingy shes wearing over her dress.) Excuse me. (She walks over to table four.) Excuse me, is the person who won the Paris trip at this table?
Joey's Hand Twin: Excuse me?
Monica: Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?
Joey: Hey, excuse me, would you mind switching with me?
Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.
Dr. Green: Excuse me for a moment, will you please, I want to say good night to the Levines, before we go.
The Lurker: (to the guard) Excuse me, sir! This lady played my quarter, this is my money. (Motions to the jackpot.)
Patron: Oh, excuse me.
Ross: Excuse me?
Chandler: Excuse me? You don't think I could get a Brian? Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. ...I'm really not.
Chandler: Monica, could you excuse us for a second? I need to talk to the girl with the flowers.
Monica: Excuse me, sir, would it help if I werent wearing underpants?
The Fan: Excuse me.
Ross: (in accent) Right, will you excuse us for one moment? (Takes Monica aside.) (In his normal voice.) What are you doing?
Jill: Cant have?! Excuse me, the only thing I cant have is dairy! (Starts to storm out.)
Sebastian: Excuse me?
Fireman #1: Excuse me?
Excuse me, excuse me! Yeah, noisy boys! (They stop talking and look up) Is it something that you would like to share with the entire group?
Ross: Excuse me?
Monica: What?! Excuse me!
Kristen: (To Chandler) Excuse me? (Chandler does the shy thing again.)
RACH: Closure, that's what it is. Closure. [she looks around the restaurant, spotting a guy with a cellular phone] Hello, excuse me. Excuse me, hel. . . woo [she almost falls out of her chair]
Ross: No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second. (to woman) That's my friend's machine.
Joey: Uhh, excuse me is there a Mr. Bowmont at this table?
Ross: (looking at the table) Excuse me ladies. (To Phoebe) Im sorry?
Richard: Excuse me?
Phoebe: Oh, okay. (Walks over to him.) Excuse me sir? Could you come with me please? You have a phone call.
Monica: Excuse me Mr. Mexico.
Ross: Well, excuse her for knowing what she wants to do with her life!
Ross: Okay, (gets up) if youll excuse me, I-Im gonna go hang out with some people who dont know the Space Mountain story.
Ross: (slowly stands up and says quietly) Excuse me. (Exits.)
Monica: (disgusted) Limited seating! Oh, that is such a lame excuse! Thats not the reason shes not inviting me!
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, you think I dont know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! Thatll be $400!
Ross: Eh-whExcuse me?
Chandler: (walks up to the Maitre d') Excuse me...
Customer: It is beautiful, but Im gonna use this one. Now, if youll excuse me.
Joey: (laughs) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." (laughs again) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises...)
Chandler: (to another couple) Uh, excuse me? Could you take a picture of us?
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
Chandler: Okay, excuse me for a minute. (Starts to leave)
Rachel: Excuse me, I wanted you to help, but you couldnt move your arms because you were wearing three life jackets.
Ross: Excuse me, what?
Jessica Ashley: No, I try to save that for real awards. Now, if youll excuse me. (She exits.)
Monica: (to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question: by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)
Rachel: Excuse me?
Phoebe: Excuse me, I dont want Greg and Jennys rejects.
Dina: Excuse me?
Rachel: Oh excuse me! Am I ruining my life?
Rachel: Now, if you will excuse me I am going to go and lie down. (Exits.)
Chandler: Apology accepted. Excuse us. (They try to enter again.)
The Teacher: Excuse me. Can, can I help you with something?
Joey: I may have to, I hate to do it, but Im the star! Yknow? Theres a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor. (His cell phone rings) Excuse me. (Answers it, on phone) Joey Tribbiani.
Rachel: (sitting at a table with some of her friends) (to waitress) Oh, um, no, no, no, no excuse me, hello. Hi. My friend ordered an onion, not an olive, and uh I ordered a rum and Diet Coke, which I dont think this is.
Rachel: Thank you! And now if youll excuse me, I have to go to the rest room.
Phoebe: Great! Okay, if youll just excuse me. (To the guy) So, did you hear something you liked?
Guy: (To Phoebe) Oh, excuse me! I think you dropped s (looks at Phoebe.) Wow!
Ross: Would you excuse us for a second? (Pulls Rachel off to the side) Umm . what are you doing?
Rachel: (on phone) Excuse me, Im sorry, Im gonna have to call you back, Ive got a Schemp in my office. (hangs up) (to Ross) What are you doing?
Joey's Date: Totally! Wow! (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec?
Phoebe: Will you excuse us, we need to talk for a moment.
Don: Excuse me?
Monica: Excuse me? He doesnt even know what hes doing!
Parker: Well, excuse me for putting a good spin on a traffic jam!
Rachel: Oh my god. Oh my god. (She decides to make a break for it.) Excuse me. Move! Move! Emergency! Excuse me! (She tries climbing over a bench and falls down.)
Rachel: Excuse me?!
Cecilia: Joey, well thank you. That is so sweet. Oh, excuse me. (She throws her drink on a passing writer.)
Monica: Excuse me?
Joey: Fake? Excuse me? Hello? (Taps the TV screen.)
Monica: Excuse me?
Rachel: (On the phone) Excuse me? Oh yeah? Well, up yours too! (Hangs up)
Mike: Excuse me, hi. I was hoping I would run into you. Can we talk?
Rachel: Yeah! (to Sandy) Excuse me... (She walks to the kitchen with Ross and sighs)
Ross: Excuse me. Hi, Im a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?
Rachel: Um, excuse me Gavin, I have a question I need to ask you.
Hayley: excuse me?
Gym Employee: Okay, Dave in the membership office, handles quitters. (Both Chandler and Ross start to make their way to the membership office.) Uh, excuse me, (to Ross) are you a member?
Monica: (turns around and she's quite shocked) Excuse me?
The Man: (To Ross) Excuse me. (He puts up a flyer that has a sketch drawing of Joey and it reads, "Warning! Intruder! If you see this creep - call the cops!") You should check this out, tell the other tenants. Apparently he's running around looking for some kind of a hot girl.
Woman: Excuse me.
Monica: Excuse me?
Charlie: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, I'm sorry. I'll take this. Excuse me. (she cuts herself off for a moment)
Ross: Excuse me, I don't mean to be a jerk, but the baby with the rash came in after me.
Phoebe: As a matter of fact she said that's how I am going to die. (pause ) So, excuse me for being a little skittish.
Professor Spafford: If you'll excuse me I'm going to use the restroom. (he goes away)
Mike: (looks strangely shocked) Excuse me... (he leaves, then Phoebe realizes what she did).
Ross: Pheebs come on! I mean, consider the source! Of course her ex-husbands gonna say that stuff. Now, if youll excuse me
Monica: I hear ya. Excuse me for just a second! (Gets up and heads for the bathroom as that annoying Gotta-win-at-all-costs-super-competitive thing kicks in again.)
WAITER: (with tray and two drinks)� Excuse me.� Um, these are from the two gentlemen at the end of the bar.