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Rachel: I know, I know! I just can't keep this one in, so I pick up the phone (Joey in a childish attempt to not hear what Rachel is about to say, puts his fingers in his ears and starts to scream loudly. Rachel turns and walks out upon seeing that Joey's not gonna listen, and as she exits Chandler walks in and sees Joey in his current state.)
Phoebe: Bye! (She exits, leaving Rachel and Joey alone.)
(She exits just as Bonnie comes down the stairs, as bald as Michael Jordan.)
(She exits and Phoebe goes over and sits down at the machine that works your shoulders and tries to do one, which she does, easily.)
Mr. Treeger: Then I made the mistake of turning off the TV, I never got it back again. And Im sad. (Exits.)
The Casting Director: Actually, that can't happen. Yeah because you all have such different looks, we're putting you with Raymond and Kyle with Ben. So it'll be either you two (Points to Joey and Raymond) or you two. (Points to Kyle and Ben.) (Exits.)
Chandler: Look, I figured I would try to convince him not to tell the story anymore, and I figure the best way to do that is face to faceAnd by face I dont mean his lap. And by face, I dont mean my ass. (Exits.)
Rachel: Go Monana! Well, you ladies are not the only ones living the dream. I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up. (Exits)
Rachel: Yknow what? No. Its not over until someone says, "I do." (Exits)
Joey: Later! (Exits.)
(He exits.)
(Ross exits.)
(Dr. Harad exits.)
Ross: I'm going to the bathroom. (Gets up and exits.)
Carol: Thanks. (Exits.)
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
(After she exits, Chandler enters.)
Ross: Right. (Exits.)
Steve: Okay, fine, whatever. Welcome to the building. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Fine! Then you tell Roger because he was really looking forward to this! (Phoebe exits.)
All: Good luck! Go get 'em! (Rachel exits.)
Chandler: (shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)
Chandler: Okay, good luck with that. (Exits.)
Ross: Oh man! I want that place so much!! I was so sure that was gonna work! There's twelve bucks I'll never see again! (Exits.)
Ross: Oh, they'll like me. Once they come to my awesome PAR-TAY! Okay, I gotta run. I gotta go get some nametags. (Exits.)
Rachel: Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch thatI mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you soHey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)
Chandler: I'll catch you guys later. (Exits.)
Rachel: Oh, I have to go tell Monica what a wonderful brother she has! (Kisses him on the cheek and exits.)
Rachel: All right. Okay Chandler, enjoy your handful. (Exits.)
Rachel: Okay, well, I'm gonna clear out some of these boxes. (She grabs a couple of the old pizza boxes and exits.)
Ross: Later! (Exits.)
(Joey exits as Chandler shakes his head.)
Joey: Ross, don't let her drink anymore! (Exits)
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.]
(Gary exits and Monica rejoins them.)
Monica: Okay, I gotta go find Rachel but umm, if you guys see her could you please try to give her some really bad news so that mine doesnt seem so bad? (Exits.)
Janine: Bye. (Exits)
Joey: Great! Thanks. (Exits.)
Ross: Totally. (Exits.)
[Chandler exits]
Monica: Bye. (Janine exits.)
Chandler: Okay, bye! (Exits.)
Joey: All right, here you go buddy. (He tosses him one.) Go nuts. (Exits.)
(He happily gestures at Chandler that there was nothing to worry about, then exits. Rachel and Monica are concerned for poor Phoebe, who slides back down next to Ross.)
[Monica exits to the bathroom.]
[Chandler exits to the balcony.]
Jill: (happily) Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)
Ross: What can I say, you missed your chance. From now on the only person whos going to enjoy these bad boys (holds up his hands) is me. (Quickly realizes what he said and exits disgustedly.)
Ross: Oh that is quite all right maam. (Elizabeth exits.)
Rachel: Thank God youre pretty. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Youre just saying that because youre my biggest fan. (The fan leaves and Joey approaches.) (To Joey) Joey listen, take good care of that guy, okay? (Points) Hes a fan. (To the fan as shes leaving) Bye! (Exits)
Lowell: Yup, and waaay out of your league. (Exits)
Joey: Yeah, whatever. (Exits.)
Sebastian: Okay! See you later! (Exits.)
Ross: (sitting up) No! (Exits.)
Monica: Im gonna go tell Joey that (laughs) that youre back. I was really worried about you. (Exits.)
Rachel: Im going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. (As she exits, Phoebe enters.) Hey, Pheebs!
Monica: (suspiciously) Okay. (Exits to carry out Phoebes wishes.)
Phoebe: Oh, I see. (Exits angrily.)
(Exits.)
[Rachel exits into the hallway just as Ross is coming up the stairs.]
Rachel: All right. (Hilda exits) Im a total pro!
Rachel: Uh-huh, yeah I did, because I wore out my first copy when I was with you. (Exits.)
Ross: (slowly stands up and says quietly) Excuse me. (Exits.)
Chandler: Bye! (Exits.)
Phoebe: Okay. (Joey exits.)
(She exits, and after the door is closed, Chandler turns to Joey and )
Joey: Hey. (He exits)
Phoebe: No, I just feel like being by myself for a while. All right? Ill see you guys later. Thanks. (Gets up and exits.)
Phoebe: Yeah! (She exits.)
Phoebe: Theres a reset button?! Ugh, thank you! Thank you! (He exits and she goes to shut it off.) Theres a reset button! My God! Why didnt I see that! (She takes off the plastic cover and looks for the button.) Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button? (Finds it.) Oh here it is! (Picks it up off of the floor.) Oh! (She presses it hard, but of course it would help if the button was still attached to the detector. In frustration she presses it so hard it causes pain in her thumb.) Ohh, God!
Joey: Y'know what? Make fun all you want. This is a great bag! Okay? And it's as handy as it is becoming. Now, just because you don't understand something, doesn't make it wrong. All right? So from now on you guys are gonna have to get used to the fact that Joey, (pats the bag) comes with a bag! (Exits.)
Rachel: Bye. (Ross exits.) Ahhh (Silence) So this is fun, huh?
Jessica Ashley: No, I try to save that for real awards. Now, if youll excuse me. (She exits.)
Rachel: Ohh! (Exits.)
Tom: Okay. Okay. (Exits and Phoebe checks him out.)
Joey: (trying not to laugh) That means a lot to me man. (Exits.)
Monica: Okay. (They kiss.) Okay, I cant wait! This is going to be the best Valentines Day ever! (Chandler giggles and exits.) I cant believe it! Make the presents! Make the presents!
Joey: Uh, I think hes in Rachels room. See ya. (Exits.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment.]
(Ross points at him and exits.)
(She exits and as Chandler picks up his coat, the phone rings and the answering machine gets it.)
(He exits leaving a stunned Phoebe and Monica.)
(Rachel exits.)
Rachel: Okay. (The nurse exits.) Oh man, I swear if they sold these at Pottery Barn
Chandler: (motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)
Rachel: You know what Im going to do? Im going to get in my sweats, and eat this in bed! (exits)
Ross: No! (Pause) Ill be right back. (Exits.)
Rachel: Now, if you will excuse me I am going to go and lie down. (Exits.)
(Joey goes to get coffee and Rachel exits as the camera pans to Phoebe and Ross on the couch.)
[Cut to later in that episode. Rachel and Phoebe are going to a movie from Monica and Chandlers, and as Phoebe walks by Chandler she pinches him on the butt and exits.]
Phoebe: Really? Thats the thing Im worse at! Youll see. (Exits.)
Joey: Yeah bye-bye! (Exits and comes back in still holding the lotion.) Hey! So just a light layer?
Eric: Well, I guess Ill see you at the wedding. (Exits and Phoebe follows him into the hall.)
Phoebe: Oh my God! Im going out with Eric! Ooh, this day is really gonna be so much better than I thought it was gonna be. Oh Ross, I cant make lunch. (Exits.)
Locksmith: Good luck buddy. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Where?! (Ross exits.)
Joey: I cant look at you right now! (Exits and slams the door behind him.)
(Mona exits.)
Chandler: Well, Phoebe I thought Id(Off Phoebes look)Yeah, what the hell. (Exits with Phoebe.)
Phoebe: Hi. Listen, Im sorry about that whole thing with Roger. It really wasnt right, and I, and I want to make it up to you, so umm, I brought you something that I think youll really enjoy. (Goes into the hallway and returns carrying the Evander Holyfield cutout.) Now, this is just a loan. Okay? Im gonna, Im gonna want him back. So (Looks at him longingly) Im gonna go now. (Exits.) (Pause) (Entering) Im sorry, I thought I could do it and I cant! (She grabs the cutout and exits for good.)