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Chandler: Okay, good luck with that. (Exits.)
Janice: Oh! Okay! (To Ross) You, Mister Right Place at the Right Time, call me! (Does her famous, or is that infamous, laugh and exits.)
(After she exits, Chandler enters.)
Janice: Oh hi! Well, I guess that's two out of three, Joey. (Laughs and exits.)
All: Good luck! Go get 'em! (Rachel exits.)
Rachel: Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch thatI mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you soHey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)
Chandler: (shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)
Carol: Thanks. (Exits.)
Chandler: I'll catch you guys later. (Exits.)
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.]
Rachel: Oh, I have to go tell Monica what a wonderful brother she has! (Kisses him on the cheek and exits.)
(Gary exits and Monica rejoins them.)
Rachel: Okay, well, I'm gonna clear out some of these boxes. (She grabs a couple of the old pizza boxes and exits.)
Ross: Later! (Exits.)
(Joey exits as Chandler shakes his head.)
Joey: Ross, don't let her drink anymore! (Exits)
Rachel: All right. Okay Chandler, enjoy your handful. (Exits.)
Monica: Okay, I gotta go find Rachel but umm, if you guys see her could you please try to give her some really bad news so that mine doesnt seem so bad? (Exits.)
Chandler: Okay, bye! (Exits.)
Joey: Great! Thanks. (Exits.)
Ross: Totally. (Exits.)
[Chandler exits]
[Monica exits to the bathroom.]
Joey: All right, here you go buddy. (He tosses him one.) Go nuts. (Exits.)
(He happily gestures at Chandler that there was nothing to worry about, then exits. Rachel and Monica are concerned for poor Phoebe, who slides back down next to Ross.)
Janine: Bye. (Exits)
[Chandler exits to the balcony.]
Monica: Bye. (Janine exits.)
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)
Ross: What can I say, you missed your chance. From now on the only person whos going to enjoy these bad boys (holds up his hands) is me. (Quickly realizes what he said and exits disgustedly.)
Lowell: Yup, and waaay out of your league. (Exits)
Ross: Oh that is quite all right maam. (Elizabeth exits.)
Jill: (happily) Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
Phoebe: Youre just saying that because youre my biggest fan. (The fan leaves and Joey approaches.) (To Joey) Joey listen, take good care of that guy, okay? (Points) Hes a fan. (To the fan as shes leaving) Bye! (Exits)
Rachel: Thank God youre pretty. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Bye! (She exits, leaving Rachel and Joey alone.)
Joey: Yeah, whatever. (Exits.)
Monica: (suspiciously) Okay. (Exits to carry out Phoebes wishes.)
Sebastian: Okay! See you later! (Exits.)
Rachel: Im going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. (As she exits, Phoebe enters.) Hey, Pheebs!
Monica: Im gonna go tell Joey that (laughs) that youre back. I was really worried about you. (Exits.)
Ross: (sitting up) No! (Exits.)
[Rachel exits into the hallway just as Ross is coming up the stairs.]
(Exits.)
Phoebe: Oh, I see. (Exits angrily.)
Chandler: Bye! (Exits.)
Rachel: Uh-huh, yeah I did, because I wore out my first copy when I was with you. (Exits.)
Rachel: All right. (Hilda exits) Im a total pro!
Ross: (slowly stands up and says quietly) Excuse me. (Exits.)
(She exits, and after the door is closed, Chandler turns to Joey and )
Jessica Ashley: No, I try to save that for real awards. Now, if youll excuse me. (She exits.)
Joey: Hey. (He exits)
Phoebe: Okay. (Joey exits.)
Phoebe: Yeah! (She exits.)
Phoebe: Theres a reset button?! Ugh, thank you! Thank you! (He exits and she goes to shut it off.) Theres a reset button! My God! Why didnt I see that! (She takes off the plastic cover and looks for the button.) Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button? (Finds it.) Oh here it is! (Picks it up off of the floor.) Oh! (She presses it hard, but of course it would help if the button was still attached to the detector. In frustration she presses it so hard it causes pain in her thumb.) Ohh, God!
Phoebe: No, I just feel like being by myself for a while. All right? Ill see you guys later. Thanks. (Gets up and exits.)
Tom: Okay. Okay. (Exits and Phoebe checks him out.)
Rachel: Bye. (Ross exits.) Ahhh (Silence) So this is fun, huh?
Rachel: Ohh! (Exits.)
Monica: Okay. (They kiss.) Okay, I cant wait! This is going to be the best Valentines Day ever! (Chandler giggles and exits.) I cant believe it! Make the presents! Make the presents!
Chandler: (motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)
Joey: Uh, I think hes in Rachels room. See ya. (Exits.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment.]
Joey: Y'know what? Make fun all you want. This is a great bag! Okay? And it's as handy as it is becoming. Now, just because you don't understand something, doesn't make it wrong. All right? So from now on you guys are gonna have to get used to the fact that Joey, (pats the bag) comes with a bag! (Exits.)
Rachel: You know what Im going to do? Im going to get in my sweats, and eat this in bed! (exits)
(Ross points at him and exits.)
Joey: (trying not to laugh) That means a lot to me man. (Exits.)
Ross: No! (Pause) Ill be right back. (Exits.)
(She exits and as Chandler picks up his coat, the phone rings and the answering machine gets it.)
Rachel: Now, if you will excuse me I am going to go and lie down. (Exits.)
(He exits leaving a stunned Phoebe and Monica.)
(Rachel exits.)
Rachel: Okay. (The nurse exits.) Oh man, I swear if they sold these at Pottery Barn
Phoebe: Really? Thats the thing Im worse at! Youll see. (Exits.)
Eric: Well, I guess Ill see you at the wedding. (Exits and Phoebe follows him into the hall.)
[Cut to later in that episode. Rachel and Phoebe are going to a movie from Monica and Chandlers, and as Phoebe walks by Chandler she pinches him on the butt and exits.]
Phoebe: Oh my God! Im going out with Eric! Ooh, this day is really gonna be so much better than I thought it was gonna be. Oh Ross, I cant make lunch. (Exits.)
Joey: Yeah bye-bye! (Exits and comes back in still holding the lotion.) Hey! So just a light layer?
(Mona exits.)
(Joey goes to get coffee and Rachel exits as the camera pans to Phoebe and Ross on the couch.)
Joey: I cant look at you right now! (Exits and slams the door behind him.)
Ross: Fine! No more dinosaur stuff! Can I talk about fossils? (Joey is about to sit down and hears this so instead he groans and exits.)
Phoebe: Where?! (Ross exits.)
Locksmith: Good luck buddy. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Hi. Listen, Im sorry about that whole thing with Roger. It really wasnt right, and I, and I want to make it up to you, so umm, I brought you something that I think youll really enjoy. (Goes into the hallway and returns carrying the Evander Holyfield cutout.) Now, this is just a loan. Okay? Im gonna, Im gonna want him back. So (Looks at him longingly) Im gonna go now. (Exits.) (Pause) (Entering) Im sorry, I thought I could do it and I cant! (She grabs the cutout and exits for good.)
Joey: This is so exciting for her. Well, Ill let you two fash ists get down to business. (Exits.)
Rachel: All right. Well listen, if you see Joey will you just tell him uh tell him I miss him. (Exits and Joey enters.)
Chandler: Well, Phoebe I thought Id(Off Phoebes look)Yeah, what the hell. (Exits with Phoebe.)
Rachel: Ill be watching TV if anybody needs me. (exits to her room)
(Rachel exits with coffee)
Ross: (fakes a laugh) Please start drinking! (exits)
Rachel: Well, as long as we are clear about that. (Exits smugly.)
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
Joey: Yeah, this was a stupid idea. (Exits.)
Phoebe: So long! Dont let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out! (He exits and she slams the door behind him.)
Monica: Okay, Ill see you tomorrow! (Doug exits.) Just so you know, were not seeing him tomorrow. (Chandler wonders why.) I-I cannot spend another evening with that man. Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?
Rachel: Thank you. (Dr. Long exits.) Well, I guess we have some time to kill.
Phoebe: We know its a girl! (Exits.)
Joey: Oooh, wrong answer. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Right. And with who again? (Ross exits.)
Monica: Okay. (As Brenda exits Monica notices something.)
Janice: Bye. (Exits.)
The Director: Stop!! Stop it! You must stop! You are bad actors! This is a terrible play! Ill see you in the morning. (exits)
Ross: Thank you. (The nurse exits.)