words in movies
Chandler: Look, I figured I would try to convince him not to tell the story anymore, and I figure the best way to do that is face to faceAnd by face I dont mean his lap. And by face, I dont mean my ass. (Exits.)
Rachel: Go Monana! Well, you ladies are not the only ones living the dream. I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up. (Exits)
Rachel: Yknow what? No. Its not over until someone says, "I do." (Exits)
Mr. Treeger: Then I made the mistake of turning off the TV, I never got it back again. And Im sad. (Exits.)
Joey: Later! (Exits.)
(Dr. Harad exits.)
(He exits.)
Ross: I'm going to the bathroom. (Gets up and exits.)
(Ross exits.)
Chandler: Okay, good luck with that. (Exits.)
(After she exits, Chandler enters.)
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Ross: Right. (Exits.)
Ross: Oh man! I want that place so much!! I was so sure that was gonna work! There's twelve bucks I'll never see again! (Exits.)
Phoebe: Fine! Then you tell Roger because he was really looking forward to this! (Phoebe exits.)
Steve: Okay, fine, whatever. Welcome to the building. (Exits.)
All: Good luck! Go get 'em! (Rachel exits.)
Ross: Oh, they'll like me. Once they come to my awesome PAR-TAY! Okay, I gotta run. I gotta go get some nametags. (Exits.)
Monica: Bye. (Janine exits.)
Rachel: Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch thatI mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you soHey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)
Chandler: (shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)
Carol: Thanks. (Exits.)
Chandler: I'll catch you guys later. (Exits.)
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.]
Rachel: Okay, well, I'm gonna clear out some of these boxes. (She grabs a couple of the old pizza boxes and exits.)
Rachel: All right. Okay Chandler, enjoy your handful. (Exits.)
Chandler: Okay, bye! (Exits.)
[Chandler exits]
Rachel: Oh, I have to go tell Monica what a wonderful brother she has! (Kisses him on the cheek and exits.)
(Gary exits and Monica rejoins them.)
Ross: Later! (Exits.)
(Joey exits as Chandler shakes his head.)
Joey: Ross, don't let her drink anymore! (Exits)
Monica: Okay, I gotta go find Rachel but umm, if you guys see her could you please try to give her some really bad news so that mine doesnt seem so bad? (Exits.)
Joey: Great! Thanks. (Exits.)
Ross: Totally. (Exits.)
Joey: All right, here you go buddy. (He tosses him one.) Go nuts. (Exits.)
(He happily gestures at Chandler that there was nothing to worry about, then exits. Rachel and Monica are concerned for poor Phoebe, who slides back down next to Ross.)
[Monica exits to the bathroom.]
[Chandler exits to the balcony.]
Janine: Bye. (Exits)
Rachel: Thank God youre pretty. (Exits.)
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)
Ross: Oh that is quite all right maam. (Elizabeth exits.)
Ross: What can I say, you missed your chance. From now on the only person whos going to enjoy these bad boys (holds up his hands) is me. (Quickly realizes what he said and exits disgustedly.)
Jill: (happily) Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
Phoebe: Youre just saying that because youre my biggest fan. (The fan leaves and Joey approaches.) (To Joey) Joey listen, take good care of that guy, okay? (Points) Hes a fan. (To the fan as shes leaving) Bye! (Exits)
Lowell: Yup, and waaay out of your league. (Exits)
Sebastian: Okay! See you later! (Exits.)
Rachel: Im going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. (As she exits, Phoebe enters.) Hey, Pheebs!
Joey: Yeah, whatever. (Exits.)
Ross: (sitting up) No! (Exits.)
Phoebe: Bye! (She exits, leaving Rachel and Joey alone.)
Monica: Im gonna go tell Joey that (laughs) that youre back. I was really worried about you. (Exits.)
Monica: (suspiciously) Okay. (Exits to carry out Phoebes wishes.)
Phoebe: Oh, I see. (Exits angrily.)
(Exits.)
Phoebe: Yeah! (She exits.)
Rachel: Uh-huh, yeah I did, because I wore out my first copy when I was with you. (Exits.)
Rachel: All right. (Hilda exits) Im a total pro!
(She exits, and after the door is closed, Chandler turns to Joey and )
Joey: Hey. (He exits)
[Rachel exits into the hallway just as Ross is coming up the stairs.]
Chandler: Bye! (Exits.)
Ross: (slowly stands up and says quietly) Excuse me. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Okay. (Joey exits.)
(He exits leaving a stunned Phoebe and Monica.)
Phoebe: No, I just feel like being by myself for a while. All right? Ill see you guys later. Thanks. (Gets up and exits.)
Tom: Okay. Okay. (Exits and Phoebe checks him out.)
Rachel: Bye. (Ross exits.) Ahhh (Silence) So this is fun, huh?
Jessica Ashley: No, I try to save that for real awards. Now, if youll excuse me. (She exits.)
Joey: Y'know what? Make fun all you want. This is a great bag! Okay? And it's as handy as it is becoming. Now, just because you don't understand something, doesn't make it wrong. All right? So from now on you guys are gonna have to get used to the fact that Joey, (pats the bag) comes with a bag! (Exits.)
Chandler: (motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)
Joey: Uh, I think hes in Rachels room. See ya. (Exits.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment.]
(Ross points at him and exits.)
Rachel: You know what Im going to do? Im going to get in my sweats, and eat this in bed! (exits)
Phoebe: Theres a reset button?! Ugh, thank you! Thank you! (He exits and she goes to shut it off.) Theres a reset button! My God! Why didnt I see that! (She takes off the plastic cover and looks for the button.) Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button? (Finds it.) Oh here it is! (Picks it up off of the floor.) Oh! (She presses it hard, but of course it would help if the button was still attached to the detector. In frustration she presses it so hard it causes pain in her thumb.) Ohh, God!
Rachel: Ohh! (Exits.)
Monica: Okay. (They kiss.) Okay, I cant wait! This is going to be the best Valentines Day ever! (Chandler giggles and exits.) I cant believe it! Make the presents! Make the presents!
Ross: No! (Pause) Ill be right back. (Exits.)
(She exits and as Chandler picks up his coat, the phone rings and the answering machine gets it.)
Rachel: Now, if you will excuse me I am going to go and lie down. (Exits.)
(Rachel exits.)
(Mona exits.)
Joey: (trying not to laugh) That means a lot to me man. (Exits.)
(Joey goes to get coffee and Rachel exits as the camera pans to Phoebe and Ross on the couch.)
Joey: I cant look at you right now! (Exits and slams the door behind him.)
Rachel: Okay. (The nurse exits.) Oh man, I swear if they sold these at Pottery Barn
Eric: Well, I guess Ill see you at the wedding. (Exits and Phoebe follows him into the hall.)
[Cut to later in that episode. Rachel and Phoebe are going to a movie from Monica and Chandlers, and as Phoebe walks by Chandler she pinches him on the butt and exits.]
Phoebe: Oh my God! Im going out with Eric! Ooh, this day is really gonna be so much better than I thought it was gonna be. Oh Ross, I cant make lunch. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Really? Thats the thing Im worse at! Youll see. (Exits.)
Joey: Yeah bye-bye! (Exits and comes back in still holding the lotion.) Hey! So just a light layer?
Locksmith: Good luck buddy. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Where?! (Ross exits.)
Rachel: Well, as long as we are clear about that. (Exits smugly.)
Phoebe: Hi. Listen, Im sorry about that whole thing with Roger. It really wasnt right, and I, and I want to make it up to you, so umm, I brought you something that I think youll really enjoy. (Goes into the hallway and returns carrying the Evander Holyfield cutout.) Now, this is just a loan. Okay? Im gonna, Im gonna want him back. So (Looks at him longingly) Im gonna go now. (Exits.) (Pause) (Entering) Im sorry, I thought I could do it and I cant! (She grabs the cutout and exits for good.)
Chandler: Well, Phoebe I thought Id(Off Phoebes look)Yeah, what the hell. (Exits with Phoebe.)
(Rachel exits with coffee)
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.