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Joey: Great! Thanks. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Okay, well Ill bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, theyre not actually puppies, theyre Frank and Alices triplets. Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
Ross: Totally. (Exits.)
Ross: I'm going to the bathroom. (Gets up and exits.)
(Ross exits.)
(He exits.)
Chandler: Okay, good luck with that. (Exits.)
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
(After she exits, Chandler enters.)
Ross: Right. (Exits.)
Ross: Oh man! I want that place so much!! I was so sure that was gonna work! There's twelve bucks I'll never see again! (Exits.)
Phoebe: Fine! Then you tell Roger because he was really looking forward to this! (Phoebe exits.)
Steve: Okay, fine, whatever. Welcome to the building. (Exits.)
All: Good luck! Go get 'em! (Rachel exits.)
Ross: Oh, they'll like me. Once they come to my awesome PAR-TAY! Okay, I gotta run. I gotta go get some nametags. (Exits.)
Rachel: Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch thatI mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you soHey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)
Chandler: (shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)
Chandler: I'll catch you guys later. (Exits.)
Carol: Thanks. (Exits.)
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.]
Rachel: Okay, well, I'm gonna clear out some of these boxes. (She grabs a couple of the old pizza boxes and exits.)
Rachel: Oh, I have to go tell Monica what a wonderful brother she has! (Kisses him on the cheek and exits.)
(Gary exits and Monica rejoins them.)
Ross: Later! (Exits.)
Chandler: Okay, bye! (Exits.)
(Joey exits as Chandler shakes his head.)
Rachel: All right. Okay Chandler, enjoy your handful. (Exits.)
Joey: Ross, don't let her drink anymore! (Exits)
Monica: Okay, I gotta go find Rachel but umm, if you guys see her could you please try to give her some really bad news so that mine doesnt seem so bad? (Exits.)
[Chandler exits]
Joey: All right, here you go buddy. (He tosses him one.) Go nuts. (Exits.)
(He happily gestures at Chandler that there was nothing to worry about, then exits. Rachel and Monica are concerned for poor Phoebe, who slides back down next to Ross.)
[Chandler exits to the balcony.]
Monica: Bye. (Janine exits.)
[Monica exits to the bathroom.]
Janine: Bye. (Exits)
Ross: What can I say, you missed your chance. From now on the only person whos going to enjoy these bad boys (holds up his hands) is me. (Quickly realizes what he said and exits disgustedly.)
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)
Ross: Oh that is quite all right maam. (Elizabeth exits.)
Phoebe: Youre just saying that because youre my biggest fan. (The fan leaves and Joey approaches.) (To Joey) Joey listen, take good care of that guy, okay? (Points) Hes a fan. (To the fan as shes leaving) Bye! (Exits)
Jill: (happily) Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
Sebastian: Okay! See you later! (Exits.)
Lowell: Yup, and waaay out of your league. (Exits)
Rachel: Thank God youre pretty. (Exits.)
Monica: Im gonna go tell Joey that (laughs) that youre back. I was really worried about you. (Exits.)
Joey: Yeah, whatever. (Exits.)
Rachel: Im going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. (As she exits, Phoebe enters.) Hey, Pheebs!
Phoebe: Oh, I see. (Exits angrily.)
Monica: (suspiciously) Okay. (Exits to carry out Phoebes wishes.)
Ross: (sitting up) No! (Exits.)
Phoebe: Bye! (She exits, leaving Rachel and Joey alone.)
(Exits.)
Rachel: Uh-huh, yeah I did, because I wore out my first copy when I was with you. (Exits.)
[Rachel exits into the hallway just as Ross is coming up the stairs.]
Ross: (slowly stands up and says quietly) Excuse me. (Exits.)
Rachel: All right. (Hilda exits) Im a total pro!
Chandler: Bye! (Exits.)
Phoebe: No, I just feel like being by myself for a while. All right? Ill see you guys later. Thanks. (Gets up and exits.)
(She exits, and after the door is closed, Chandler turns to Joey and )
Joey: Hey. (He exits)
Phoebe: Theres a reset button?! Ugh, thank you! Thank you! (He exits and she goes to shut it off.) Theres a reset button! My God! Why didnt I see that! (She takes off the plastic cover and looks for the button.) Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button? (Finds it.) Oh here it is! (Picks it up off of the floor.) Oh! (She presses it hard, but of course it would help if the button was still attached to the detector. In frustration she presses it so hard it causes pain in her thumb.) Ohh, God!
Phoebe: Okay. (Joey exits.)
Phoebe: Yeah! (She exits.)
Rachel: Ohh! (Exits.)
Jessica Ashley: No, I try to save that for real awards. Now, if youll excuse me. (She exits.)
Rachel: Bye. (Ross exits.) Ahhh (Silence) So this is fun, huh?
Tom: Okay. Okay. (Exits and Phoebe checks him out.)
Chandler: (motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)
Joey: Y'know what? Make fun all you want. This is a great bag! Okay? And it's as handy as it is becoming. Now, just because you don't understand something, doesn't make it wrong. All right? So from now on you guys are gonna have to get used to the fact that Joey, (pats the bag) comes with a bag! (Exits.)
Monica: Okay. (They kiss.) Okay, I cant wait! This is going to be the best Valentines Day ever! (Chandler giggles and exits.) I cant believe it! Make the presents! Make the presents!
(Ross points at him and exits.)
Joey: Uh, I think hes in Rachels room. See ya. (Exits.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is wearing sunglasses and as he exits his bedroom, Ross enters the apartment.]
Rachel: Now, if you will excuse me I am going to go and lie down. (Exits.)
Rachel: You know what Im going to do? Im going to get in my sweats, and eat this in bed! (exits)
Ross: No! (Pause) Ill be right back. (Exits.)
(She exits and as Chandler picks up his coat, the phone rings and the answering machine gets it.)
Eric: Well, I guess Ill see you at the wedding. (Exits and Phoebe follows him into the hall.)
(He exits leaving a stunned Phoebe and Monica.)
(Rachel exits.)
Rachel: Okay. (The nurse exits.) Oh man, I swear if they sold these at Pottery Barn
Joey: (trying not to laugh) That means a lot to me man. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Oh my God! Im going out with Eric! Ooh, this day is really gonna be so much better than I thought it was gonna be. Oh Ross, I cant make lunch. (Exits.)
[Cut to later in that episode. Rachel and Phoebe are going to a movie from Monica and Chandlers, and as Phoebe walks by Chandler she pinches him on the butt and exits.]
(Joey goes to get coffee and Rachel exits as the camera pans to Phoebe and Ross on the couch.)
Phoebe: Really? Thats the thing Im worse at! Youll see. (Exits.)
Joey: Yeah bye-bye! (Exits and comes back in still holding the lotion.) Hey! So just a light layer?
Phoebe: Hi. Listen, Im sorry about that whole thing with Roger. It really wasnt right, and I, and I want to make it up to you, so umm, I brought you something that I think youll really enjoy. (Goes into the hallway and returns carrying the Evander Holyfield cutout.) Now, this is just a loan. Okay? Im gonna, Im gonna want him back. So (Looks at him longingly) Im gonna go now. (Exits.) (Pause) (Entering) Im sorry, I thought I could do it and I cant! (She grabs the cutout and exits for good.)
Joey: I cant look at you right now! (Exits and slams the door behind him.)
(Mona exits.)
Locksmith: Good luck buddy. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Where?! (Ross exits.)
Ross: Fine! No more dinosaur stuff! Can I talk about fossils? (Joey is about to sit down and hears this so instead he groans and exits.)
Chandler: Well, Phoebe I thought Id(Off Phoebes look)Yeah, what the hell. (Exits with Phoebe.)
Joey: This is so exciting for her. Well, Ill let you two fash ists get down to business. (Exits.)
Rachel: Ill be watching TV if anybody needs me. (exits to her room)
(Rachel exits with coffee)
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
Rachel: All right. Well listen, if you see Joey will you just tell him uh tell him I miss him. (Exits and Joey enters.)
Ross: (fakes a laugh) Please start drinking! (exits)
Rachel: Well, as long as we are clear about that. (Exits smugly.)
Monica: Okay, Ill see you tomorrow! (Doug exits.) Just so you know, were not seeing him tomorrow. (Chandler wonders why.) I-I cannot spend another evening with that man. Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding?
Phoebe: So long! Dont let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out! (He exits and she slams the door behind him.)