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Ross: Oh man! I want that place so much!! I was so sure that was gonna work! There's twelve bucks I'll never see again! (Exits.)
Ross: Right. (Exits.)
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.)
Joey: Yeah! Yeah! That would be very helpful! Yeah. (He opens the door for her and she exits into the hallway.)
Paul: Yeah. (They kiss) Thank you. (Exits)
(Monica exits.)
Ross: I just grabbed a spoon. (Ross exits and Monica has no idea what that means.)
(They hug. And quickly that hug turns into a heated make out session, right there on the waiting room couch. Chandler, Rachel, and Monica quickly make their exits.)
(Joey exits.)
(Ross exits.)
Ross: Oh-oh, okay, okay! (He quickly takes off his sweater in order to put on the T-shirt. Its an old Frankie says relax T-shirt, that barely fits him. Rachel nods her head in approval of the new look.) If you dont mind Im gonna the rest of my stuff, and relax, in my favourite shirt. (Starts to leave) You have a pleasant evening. (He exits and leaves the door open.)
Ross: I want to go to the bathroom. (exits)
Monica: Fine. (Starts to walk away then she runs over and grabs an orange before she exits.) Go! Go! Go!
Rachel: Ok, Monica. I just have to know one thing. Did you go with her to Bloomingdale's? (Monica looks away.) Oh! Ok, ok, ok, I just really, uh, I just really need to not be with you right now. (Exits.)
(Barry exits)
Chandler: Okay, well Im gonna get Ross, get the cameras, and get them developed. (Joey laughs again.) 32 Joe. Youre 32! (Exits)
Monica: (to Alan) Thanks. I'll call you tomorrow. (Alan exits, to all) Okay. Okay, let's let the Alan-bashing begin. Who's gonna take the first shot, hmm?
Rachel: Bye. (After Julie exits.) What a manipulative bitch.
(As Barry exits Robbie stares at Rachel.)
Joey: Right. Thanks. It's June. I'm outta here. (Exits.)
(Ross exits, a phone rings, and Chandler dives for his phone.)
FBOB: See ya. [exits]
Phoebe: Okay, well Ill bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, theyre not actually puppies, theyre Frank and Alices triplets. Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
(Phoebe exits)
Joey: Oh yes I do. Otherwise whats next? Today Im just a guy who cant finish a turkey, but tomorrow Im the guy who eats half a Powerbar, wraps up the rest, and puts in the fridge? No! No, I just I justI gotta change my pants. (Gets up and heads for the door.) Jeans have no give. (Exits.)
PHOEBE: Hey.� I'll be right back.� I've got to go to the bathroom.� (She rises and exits.)
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, its not like I dont have a sense of humor, huh? Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick now and then. But theres a time and a place, huh?! Unless you uh, have a limerick right now? (They both nod no.) No? Okay, well uh, youve (Grabs the chocolates.) got my fax number. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Okay, Im gonna go get Frank. (exits)
The Casting Director: Actually, that can't happen. Yeah because you all have such different looks, we're putting you with Raymond and Kyle with Ben. So it'll be either you two (Points to Joey and Raymond) or you two. (Points to Kyle and Ben.) (Exits.)
(Ross exits)
(She exits just as Bonnie comes down the stairs, as bald as Michael Jordan.)
(She exits and Phoebe goes over and sits down at the machine that works your shoulders and tries to do one, which she does, easily.)
Lauren: Gnight. (exits)
Ross: Yeah, I guess I should. (Starts to leave.) Man, yknow what I have to realize? Maybe Im just not the type of guy women can have just one night with. Yknow, they-they always seem to want a little bit more. I should remember that. (He pauses and then exits.)
Chandler: Look, I figured I would try to convince him not to tell the story anymore, and I figure the best way to do that is face to faceAnd by face I dont mean his lap. And by face, I dont mean my ass. (Exits.)
Rachel: Yknow what? No. Its not over until someone says, "I do." (Exits)
Rachel: Go Monana! Well, you ladies are not the only ones living the dream. I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up. (Exits)
(Dr. Harad exits.)
Mr. Treeger: Then I made the mistake of turning off the TV, I never got it back again. And Im sad. (Exits.)
Joey: Later! (Exits.)
(He exits.)
Ross: I'm going to the bathroom. (Gets up and exits.)
(Ross exits.)
(After she exits, Chandler enters.)
Ross: Yeah, Im-Im sure. (Deadpan) Yeah, get out of here before I change my mind. (She exits)
Chandler: Okay, good luck with that. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Fine! Then you tell Roger because he was really looking forward to this! (Phoebe exits.)
Steve: Okay, fine, whatever. Welcome to the building. (Exits.)
Chandler: (shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)
All: Good luck! Go get 'em! (Rachel exits.)
Rachel: Okay, well then how about a handshake? (She goes to shake his hand but misses and touches his groin.) Oh God I'm sorry! Oh God, I'm sorry! I did not mean to touch thatI mean you there. There. Uhh, okay, so thank-thank you, I'm going to leave now thank you very much uh-huh, thank you soHey! I'll see you Monday! (Exits.)
Ross: Oh, they'll like me. Once they come to my awesome PAR-TAY! Okay, I gotta run. I gotta go get some nametags. (Exits.)
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.]
Carol: Thanks. (Exits.)
Chandler: I'll catch you guys later. (Exits.)
(Joey exits as Chandler shakes his head.)
Rachel: Okay, well, I'm gonna clear out some of these boxes. (She grabs a couple of the old pizza boxes and exits.)
Ross: Later! (Exits.)
Rachel: Oh, I have to go tell Monica what a wonderful brother she has! (Kisses him on the cheek and exits.)
(Gary exits and Monica rejoins them.)
Joey: All right, here you go buddy. (He tosses him one.) Go nuts. (Exits.)
Joey: Ross, don't let her drink anymore! (Exits)
Rachel: All right. Okay Chandler, enjoy your handful. (Exits.)
Monica: Okay, I gotta go find Rachel but umm, if you guys see her could you please try to give her some really bad news so that mine doesnt seem so bad? (Exits.)
Ross: Totally. (Exits.)
Chandler: Okay, bye! (Exits.)
Joey: Great! Thanks. (Exits.)
[Chandler exits]
(He happily gestures at Chandler that there was nothing to worry about, then exits. Rachel and Monica are concerned for poor Phoebe, who slides back down next to Ross.)
[Monica exits to the bathroom.]
Monica: Bye. (Janine exits.)
[Chandler exits to the balcony.]
Sebastian: Okay! See you later! (Exits.)
Ross: What can I say, you missed your chance. From now on the only person whos going to enjoy these bad boys (holds up his hands) is me. (Quickly realizes what he said and exits disgustedly.)
Ross: Oh that is quite all right maam. (Elizabeth exits.)
Phoebe: Youre just saying that because youre my biggest fan. (The fan leaves and Joey approaches.) (To Joey) Joey listen, take good care of that guy, okay? (Points) Hes a fan. (To the fan as shes leaving) Bye! (Exits)
Rachel: Thank God youre pretty. (Exits.)
Janine: Bye. (Exits)
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)
Jill: (happily) Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
Lowell: Yup, and waaay out of your league. (Exits)
Rachel: Im going to find out if he really thinks supermodels are too skinny. (As she exits, Phoebe enters.) Hey, Pheebs!
Joey: Yeah, whatever. (Exits.)
Monica: Im gonna go tell Joey that (laughs) that youre back. I was really worried about you. (Exits.)
Monica: (suspiciously) Okay. (Exits to carry out Phoebes wishes.)
(Exits.)
Phoebe: Oh, I see. (Exits angrily.)
Phoebe: Bye! (She exits, leaving Rachel and Joey alone.)
Ross: (sitting up) No! (Exits.)
Ross: (slowly stands up and says quietly) Excuse me. (Exits.)
[Rachel exits into the hallway just as Ross is coming up the stairs.]
Rachel: Uh-huh, yeah I did, because I wore out my first copy when I was with you. (Exits.)
Rachel: All right. (Hilda exits) Im a total pro!
Chandler: Bye! (Exits.)
(She exits, and after the door is closed, Chandler turns to Joey and )
Phoebe: Okay. (Joey exits.)
Joey: Hey. (He exits)
Phoebe: No, I just feel like being by myself for a while. All right? Ill see you guys later. Thanks. (Gets up and exits.)
Phoebe: Yeah! (She exits.)
Phoebe: Theres a reset button?! Ugh, thank you! Thank you! (He exits and she goes to shut it off.) Theres a reset button! My God! Why didnt I see that! (She takes off the plastic cover and looks for the button.) Reset button, reset button, where is there a reset button? (Finds it.) Oh here it is! (Picks it up off of the floor.) Oh! (She presses it hard, but of course it would help if the button was still attached to the detector. In frustration she presses it so hard it causes pain in her thumb.) Ohh, God!
Tom: Okay. Okay. (Exits and Phoebe checks him out.)
Rachel: Ohh! (Exits.)
Rachel: Bye. (Ross exits.) Ahhh (Silence) So this is fun, huh?