words in movies
Chandler: (reading the ad) "Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly." Nice!
Joey: Yeah? I just figured yknow, after living with you itd be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, yknow? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone whos different than me. And whats more different than me; a guy whos not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!
Rachel: Pheebs, this whole apartment thing is just a nightmare! Every place I can afford comes with a roommate who is a freak. I mean, look at this; (Points to one and starts to read it.) "Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly." Its just, there is nothing! The citys full!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is interviewing a potential roommate. And yes, shes a female, non-smoker and very non-ugly.]
(She holds up a black t-shirt with "FBI - Female Body Inspector" on the front.)
Ross: It was no big deal. We-we said that the rumor was that umm you had both male and female reproductive parts.
(The lights go up on the stage, Joey, as Freud, is talking to a female patient.)
Joey: I meant female nudity. Alright? I don't need to see Lou Grant frolicking.
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Female Clerk: Yknow, there are two people who could put your picture up there. (She makes eyes at him.)
SUSAN: Yeah, a woman I went to college with just became the first female blacksmith down there.
Chandler: (to another female nurse) Hey, how 'bout it? You, me, Saturday night?
Burt: (another professor) Wow! It looks like you were very generous with your grades this semester! (Ross frantically starts to change some as a female student, Elizabeth, approaches.)
Female Clerk: Hes not here right now.
A Female Student: Yeah, what's up with that girl Monica?
Joey: (In a high pitched female voice) Hello Mr. Bing...I love you.
[Scene: Rachel and Barrys bedroom, Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives. Of course its a Dr. Drake Remoray scene. Its set in a hospital room, and Dr. Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head.]
Female Clerk: Can I help you?
Ross: Not well. I went on the subway again and someone did sit on my hand but that person was neither female nor wearing pants.
Male Jeweler: (to the female jeweler) Wheres the 1920s princess cut ring.
Female Jeweler: I just sold it to that gentleman. (Points to the one walking out the store.)
The Interviewer: So, lets talk about women. Im sure our female readers will be interested to know about your romantic life.
Female Student: (as they are moving past Ross) Im so sorry!
Chandler: (laughs) Well, don�t believe everything you hear, Ken. (both turning away to files) But yeah, that�s true. Alright, let�s get started, by take a look at last quarter�s figures. (The female next to Chandler starts smoking, towards her:) Ah, Claudia, aren�t you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses� ass?
Ross: Female body inspector? What size is that?
Rachel: Hey-hey, yknow what? I dont care! Im not ashamed of my book. Theres nothing with a woman enjoying a little erotica. Its just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand. (She goes into her room.)
Chandler: (looking at the picture of the female reproductive system) Wow! Fortunately she has a very pretty face!