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[Scene: Central Perk, Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe.]
Frank: Oh I know!! (Both he and Alice squeal hysterically)
Frank: Cause it just sorta happened, yknow we were at the courthouse, we were having lunch
Frank: We were having lunch. Yeah and then all of the sudden we were like, "Hey! Y'know, were here, having lunch lets get married!
Phoebe: Wow, a year and a half ago I didnt even know I had a brother, and now I have a sister too. (They all hug, and Frank and Alice start kissing.) Okay. Okay. Stop it, dont. So, I gotta get you a gift now. Is there anything you need?
Frank: Uhh, yeah.
Frank: See the thing is umm, were not able to yknow, uh, conceive.
Frank: Yeah, and they-and they say that our-that our only chance to have a baby is that if they take my sperm, her egg and put it together in a dish and then put it into another girl. So we were wondering if you could be the girl that we could put it into.
Phoebe: Guess what. Frank Jr., and Alice got married!
Phoebe: Ooh, I cant do this. My mom was right. If I cant-if I cant give him up, then theres no way I can give up a baby. Ohh, God, Frank and Alice are gonna be so crushed. What-what else, what else can I give ema kidney!
Alice: (entering with Frank) Hi!
Frank: Hi!
Frank: Yeah, so we just thought wed stop by and let you know theres still no pressure.
Frank: (noticing the puppy) Oh, whos this little guy?! (Grabs the puppy)
Frank: Oh, hes so cute, he reminds me of my old dog, Tumour.
Frank: Are you serious?
Frank: Oh, thanks.
Phoebe: No, Im really okay with this. Yknow why? Cause look at them, and I made that, so I know its gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, oh my God, its gonna feel like a million times better, right? I wanna do this. (To Frank and Alice) I wanna carry your baby.
Frank: Oh my God, I think Im gonna cry!
PHOEBE: Sure, oh, is, is Frank home.
MRS BUFFAY: How do you know Frank?
PHOEBE: Oh, ok, um, I mean Frank senior.
[she turns to leave, Frank follows]
MRS BUFFAY: Yeah. Frank.
FRANK: Hey lady. Hey wait up. How do you know my dad?
FRANK: Yeah.
FRANK: I gotta friend named Mark.
FRANK: Heavy.
FRANK: Me neither. So you're like my big sister.
FRANK: Ok, yeah.
FRANK: Alright.
Frank: Whoa!
Frank: How are you?
Frank: Hi.
Frank: Hey.
Frank: Whoa!!
Frank: Melt stuff.
Frank: What?
Frank: October 25th.
Frank: Yeah.
Frank: Whens your birthday?
Frank: Your not doing it.
Frank: What, wait, you mean like this? (does it)
Frank: I know a guy whos the 18th.
[Scene: Phoebes, Frank is melting a plastic spoon.]
Frank: Hey, what kind of work do you do?
Frank: Yeah, you can melt art. Hey, can I use your phone?
Frank: (starts laughing) Yeah!
Frank: Gnight.
Frank: No, I wanna melt it.
[Scene: Phoebes, Phoebe and Frank are watching TV.]
Frank: Hey, how do you guys get anything done?
Frank: You mean like watch?
Frank: Well, I dont think this, y'know.
Frank: Yeah! Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?
Frank: No, she touched mine first!
Frank: Well, no, maybe-maybe it wasnt perfect, but y'know it was pretty cool, y'know, cause we had all those great talks y'know.
Frank: She broke my arm.
Frank: Wait thats-thats, what thats not what you do?
Frank: I dont know, I mean, y'know, this is the city y'know, I just, I mean, I dont know.
Frank: Then I go feel your friend up and make you mad at me.
Frank: This?
Frank: Well, when I tell my friends about her she will be.
Frank: Yeah, y'know I feel like I can really talk to you cause y'know youre my sister, y'know.
Frank: Ow!-Ow!-Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Y'know, ow!
[Scene: Healing Hands Inc. (Phoebes work), Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl.]
Frank: (starts laughing) Wow! Thats wild! No, I had no idea.
FRANK: This is huge, you can buy me beer.
Phoebe: (turns around and hits Frank) So thats what you thought I did!! God! Thats not what I do!
Frank Sr.: Yes. Yes it is. I burned the formula and I put your diapers on backwards. I mean, I made up a song to sing you to sleep, but that made you cry even more!
Frank: Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.
Phoebe: (standing up) Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice. (As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.) And then my mom wants to know-(notices Joey)-Joey, what are you doing?!
Frank: How-how I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesnt melt.
Phoebe: Okay, well Ill bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, theyre not actually puppies, theyre Frank and Alices triplets. Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
Frank: Oh, yeah!
Frank: Hi!
Phoebe: Frank! Hi!
Frank: (entering) Hi!
Frank: How are you?
Phoebe: Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure youre ready for that?
Frank: No, your a masseuse, its cool, Im not a cop.
Frank: Yeah, she was my best teacher.
Phoebe: Okay, Im gonna go get Frank. (exits)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are talking to Frank.]
Frank: What, you dont think I know that?
Frank: Its out there man! Ive seen it! I got it!!
Frank: You can have it!
Frank: Okay, so what you used to have with Rachel, is what Ive got with Alice.
Frank: All right, man!!
Phoebe: (to Joey) Youre Franks best man?!
Frank: Do you?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
Frank: You dont have it anymore?
Phoebe: Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.
Frank: Wait a minute, wait, this is because of you?
Frank: Hi, Mrs. Knight.
Alice: Hi Frank.
Frank: What?
Frank: Yeah, if the best is like unbelievable pain!
Phoebe: Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother Frank.
Phoebe: (entering) Everbody this is Frank! This is my half-brother Frank.
Frank: Hey, yknow I was thinking, what are the odds like if-if, if you stuff like 200 of them in there?
FRANK: No but he didn't really talk about anything.
[Scene: The Doctors office, Dr. Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch.]
Phoebe: I'm sorry, Frank. I didn't realise things were so bad. You know, I'll help out more. I can - I can babysit any time you want. You name the day, and I'll be there.
Frank: Well, we got into a fight cause ah, she said I was to immature to get married.
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
Frank: Well, okay, so whats nowgo get, go get the eggs, put em in there.
Frank: Well, you see, the-the thing is, we-we only got, we kinda have one shot to make it right.
Phoebe: No, I know, I know, that this is Franks life, (walks behind them, they turn around in the leather chairs to face her) y'know. Y'know, I dont want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, its sick and wrong!
Frank: Wait, y'know what, I-I came to you because I thought youd understand! Oh no!! Y'know, I would storm out of here right now if-if I had some money, or a place to go
Phoebe Sr: Uh-huh. Wow! Well, look! Theres Frank. (points to the picture.)
Frank: I know! Why dont you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school.
Phoebe: Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.
Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, Im-Im Phoebe Buffay, hi! Im-Im-Im hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that were doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, youve been there! Umm, yknow they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that Ill keep you safe and warm until youre ready to have them take you home, so Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, Im screaming, dont worry, thats whats supposed to happen.
[Scene: The delivery room, later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr. Harad is checking out Phoebe.]
Chandler: (reading the back of the picture) Me and Frank and Phoebe, Graduation 1965.
Phoebe Sr.: Noo! No! It wasnt like that I... Remember how I told you how Lily, Frank, and I we were, we were close. Well, we were, we were very close.
Frank: You hopped a little bit. Yeah, I really sorry.