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Phoebe: All right. Im gonna go to the fertility doctor and um, see if Im ready to have Frank and Alices embryo transferred into my uterus.
[Scene: The Doctors office, Dr. Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch.]
Frank: Well, okay, so whats nowgo get, go get the eggs, put em in there.
Frank: Hey, yknow I was thinking, what are the odds like if-if, if you stuff like 200 of them in there?
Frank: Well, you see, the-the thing is, we-we only got, we kinda have one shot to make it right.
Frank: I know! Why dont you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school.
Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, Im-Im Phoebe Buffay, hi! Im-Im-Im hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that were doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, youve been there! Umm, yknow they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that Ill keep you safe and warm until youre ready to have them take you home, so Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, Im screaming, dont worry, thats whats supposed to happen.
Phoebe: Well, freaked. Cause it turns out that the odds are really sucky. And! This is Frank and Alices like only shot. Like, they are literally putting all of their eggs in my basket.
Frank and Alice: (entering) Hi!
Frank: Umm, its a lollipop and a uh, a home pregnancy test.
Frank: Okay. (They both squeal in expectation.)
Frank: MY SISTERS GONNA HAVE MY BABY!!!!!!!
Frank Jr.: You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe. There's just so many of them. You know, two I can handle. Two's great. You just hold one in each hand, but what do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on. I've got no more hands to protect my area! There's three of them, Phoebe, three!
Frank Jr.: Oh, I think you're right. Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I can give one of them up. I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but they're my babies.
Frank: (entering with his fianc�e Alice, who is obviously much, much older than he is) Hey! Hey! This is ah, my fianc�e, Mrs. Knight. (he points out Phoebe to her)
Frank: Well, you, wait no, my Mother didnt want us to be together, but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.
Phoebe: (stops) Please! Please! Please! Please! Oh please! Please! Please! Frank and Alice asked me to baby sit the triplets and Im nervous cause Ive never done that before by myself!
Frank: Come on little Chandler, it's time to be born. Come on little Chandler! Come on!
Frank: I mean, how hard can it be? Y'know, I mean, y'know, babies, y'know who doesnt want babies right? And besides y'know, I never had a Dad around, and ah, now-now I always will, cause y'know, itll be me. Right?
FRANK: I gotta friend named Mark.
PHOEBE: Oh, ok, um, I mean Frank senior.
[she turns to leave, Frank follows]
MRS BUFFAY: Yeah. Frank.
FRANK: Hey lady. Hey wait up. How do you know my dad?
Frank Jr.: Alright, alright, alright. Remember what we talked about. When we're in a public place, there are certain rules.
PHOEBE: Sure, oh, is, is Frank home.
MRS BUFFAY: How do you know Frank?
FRANK: Me neither. So you're like my big sister.
FRANK: Ok, yeah.
FRANK: Alright.
FRANK: Yeah.
FRANK: Heavy.
Frank: How are you?
Frank: Hi.
Frank: Hey.
Frank: What?
Frank: Whoa!
Frank: Whoa!!
Frank: Yeah.
Frank: Whens your birthday?
Frank: Your not doing it.
Frank: What, wait, you mean like this? (does it)
Frank: Melt stuff.
Frank: October 25th.
Frank: Yeah, you can melt art. Hey, can I use your phone?
[Scene: Phoebes, Frank is melting a plastic spoon.]
Frank: (starts laughing) Yeah!
Frank: Gnight.
Frank: I know a guy whos the 18th.
Frank: Hey, what kind of work do you do?
Frank: No, I wanna melt it.
[Scene: Phoebes, Phoebe and Frank are watching TV.]
Frank: Hey, how do you guys get anything done?
Frank: You mean like watch?
Frank: Well, I dont think this, y'know.
Frank: Yeah! Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?
Frank: Well, no, maybe-maybe it wasnt perfect, but y'know it was pretty cool, y'know, cause we had all those great talks y'know.
Frank: No, she touched mine first!
Frank: Wait thats-thats, what thats not what you do?
Frank: I dont know, I mean, y'know, this is the city y'know, I just, I mean, I dont know.
Frank: She broke my arm.
[Scene: Healing Hands Inc. (Phoebes work), Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl.]
Frank: Then I go feel your friend up and make you mad at me.
Frank: Well, when I tell my friends about her she will be.
Frank: Yeah, y'know I feel like I can really talk to you cause y'know youre my sister, y'know.
Frank: Ow!-Ow!-Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Y'know, ow!
Frank: This?
Frank: (starts laughing) Wow! Thats wild! No, I had no idea.
FRANK: This is huge, you can buy me beer.
Phoebe: (turns around and hits Frank) So thats what you thought I did!! God! Thats not what I do!
Frank Sr.: Yes. Yes it is. I burned the formula and I put your diapers on backwards. I mean, I made up a song to sing you to sleep, but that made you cry even more!
Phoebe: Okay, well Ill bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, theyre not actually puppies, theyre Frank and Alices triplets. Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
Phoebe: (standing up) Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice. (As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.) And then my mom wants to know-(notices Joey)-Joey, what are you doing?!
Frank: Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.
Alice: (entering with Frank) Hi!
Frank: How-how I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesnt melt.
Frank: Hi!
Frank: Yeah, so we just thought wed stop by and let you know theres still no pressure.
Phoebe: Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure youre ready for that?
Frank: Oh, yeah!
Frank: Do you?
Frank: Yeah, she was my best teacher.
Frank: Hi!
Phoebe: Frank! Hi!
Frank: (entering) Hi!
Frank: How are you?
Frank: (noticing the puppy) Oh, whos this little guy?! (Grabs the puppy)
Frank: Its out there man! Ive seen it! I got it!!
Phoebe: Okay, Im gonna go get Frank. (exits)
Frank: You dont have it anymore?
Frank: No, your a masseuse, its cool, Im not a cop.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are talking to Frank.]
Frank: What, you dont think I know that?
Phoebe: (to Joey) Youre Franks best man?!
Frank: You can have it!
Frank: Okay, so what you used to have with Rachel, is what Ive got with Alice.
Frank: All right, man!!
Frank: Wait a minute, wait, this is because of you?
Frank: Are you serious?
Frank: What?
Frank: Yeah, if the best is like unbelievable pain!
Frank: Oh, thanks.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
Phoebe: (entering) Everbody this is Frank! This is my half-brother Frank.
Frank: Hi, Mrs. Knight.
Alice: Hi Frank.
Phoebe: Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother Frank.
Frank: Oh my God, I think Im gonna cry!
Phoebe: Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.
Frank: Well, we got into a fight cause ah, she said I was to immature to get married.
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
Phoebe: No, Im really okay with this. Yknow why? Cause look at them, and I made that, so I know its gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, oh my God, its gonna feel like a million times better, right? I wanna do this. (To Frank and Alice) I wanna carry your baby.