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Phoebe: Hey, have you seen Frank Jr., 'cause he's meeting me here with the triplets.
(Frank Jr. and the triplets enter.)
Frank Jr.: Alright, alright, alright. Remember what we talked about. When we're in a public place, there are certain rules.
Frank Jr.: That's not what we talked about!!
Frank Jr.: Hey.
Frank Jr.: Good to see you, too.
Monica: Hi Frank.
Frank Jr.: Hi, how you doin'?
Frank Jr.: Oh, that's Frank Jr. Jr. pulling the tampons out of the lady's purse. And that's Chandler climbing on Chandler, and that's Leslie throwing bagels at him.
[Scene: Central Perk. Frank Jr., Phoebe and the triplets are there. The triplets are now sleeping on top of each other on the couch.]
Frank Jr.: Yeah, I really cherish these moments, 'cause before you know it, they're gonna be awake again.
Frank Jr.: Yeah.
Frank Jr.: I haven't slept in four years!
Frank Jr.: You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe. There's just so many of them. You know, two I can handle. Two's great. You just hold one in each hand, but what do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on. I've got no more hands to protect my area! There's three of them, Phoebe, three!
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, Frank. I counted them when they were coming out of my area.
Frank Jr.: Sometimes I think that.. Oh, no, no, no, I can't say it, it's too horrible. No.
Frank Jr.: No, I can't.
Phoebe: Oh my god, Frank, are you thinking of leaving? Because I didn't have those triplets so you could just run out on them!
Frank Jr.: Oh, no! I would never do that. No. I just was thinking that, you know, maybe you could take one.
[Scene: Central Perk. Frank Jr., Phoebe and the triplets are there. Continued from earlier.]
Frank Jr.: No, of course we're not.
Frank Jr.: I know.
Frank Jr.: Oh, I don't know, she's pretty tired, too, I think we've got her onboard.
Frank Jr.: Huh.
Phoebe: Frank Jr.Jr.?
Frank Jr.: Oh, you'd be getting a really good one. I mean, you know, he's really funny. Like, the other day he made up this joke.
Frank Jr.: What's green and says "hey, I'm a frog"? A talking frog! (Laughs.) Oh, no, you can't have him, he's too funny.
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no. Not Leslie. No, she's, she's the only one that knows how to burp the alphabet.
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..
Phoebe: Wow, Frank. I think we just ran out of kids.
Frank Jr.: Oh, I think you're right. Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I can give one of them up. I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but they're my babies.
Phoebe: I'm sorry, Frank. I didn't realise things were so bad. You know, I'll help out more. I can - I can babysit any time you want. You name the day, and I'll be there.
Frank Jr.: How about tomorrow?
Frank Jr.: You'd do that for us?
Frank Jr. (looks at the triplets): Look at them! Aw. I love you so much. (Strokes Leslie's hair, and she moves a little.) Oh crap, don't wake up, don't wake up!
Phoebe: Well, Frank has to quit college because his super fertile sister is having three babies! I need to make a lot of money really fast, and I had an idea that I want to talk to you (Points to Chandler) about, cause you work for a big company. Okay, insider trading, what information is there that you can give me.
Frank Sr.: Y'know, I don't think I want the lipstick that much. (Gets up to leave.) But umm Oh, would you do me a favor? And umm, would you, would you give Lilly that, please? (Hands her a note.)
Frank Sr.: Y'know what, I gotta go. And thank you so much for coming. (Hands back his glasses and hurries out.)
Jasmine: Fine. (starts to leave, and points at Frank) I dont like you!! (leaves)
Frank: Umm, Alice ah, she ah, called it off.
[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony]
Frank: Oh well, um, your, your laundry just smelled so good, that I thought Id curl up in it. Is that all right?
Phoebe: Hey, Frank. Look, okay, I know that you think I did like this totally evil thing, but I so didnt. Theres someone here who can explain this better than I can.
Phoebe: (stops) Please! Please! Please! Please! Oh please! Please! Please! Frank and Alice asked me to baby sit the triplets and Im nervous cause Ive never done that before by myself!
Frank: (entering with his fianc�e Alice, who is obviously much, much older than he is) Hey! Hey! This is ah, my fianc�e, Mrs. Knight. (he points out Phoebe to her)
Frank: Well, you, wait no, my Mother didnt want us to be together, but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.
FRANK: I gotta friend named Mark.
Frank: I mean, how hard can it be? Y'know, I mean, y'know, babies, y'know who doesnt want babies right? And besides y'know, I never had a Dad around, and ah, now-now I always will, cause y'know, itll be me. Right?
PHOEBE: Sure, oh, is, is Frank home.
MRS BUFFAY: How do you know Frank?
FRANK: Me neither. So you're like my big sister.
Frank: Come on little Chandler, it's time to be born. Come on little Chandler! Come on!
PHOEBE: Oh, ok, um, I mean Frank senior.
[she turns to leave, Frank follows]
MRS BUFFAY: Yeah. Frank.
FRANK: Hey lady. Hey wait up. How do you know my dad?
FRANK: Yeah.
FRANK: Ok, yeah.
FRANK: Alright.
FRANK: Heavy.
Frank: Whoa!
Frank: How are you?
Frank: Hi.
Frank: Hey.
Frank: Whoa!!
Frank: What?
Frank: Yeah.
Frank: Whens your birthday?
Frank: Your not doing it.
Frank: What, wait, you mean like this? (does it)
Frank: I know a guy whos the 18th.
Frank: Melt stuff.
Frank: October 25th.
Frank: Yeah, you can melt art. Hey, can I use your phone?
Frank: (starts laughing) Yeah!
Frank: Gnight.
[Scene: Phoebes, Frank is melting a plastic spoon.]
Frank: Well, I dont think this, y'know.
Frank: No, I wanna melt it.
Frank: Yeah! Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?
Frank: She broke my arm.
Frank: You mean like watch?
Frank: No, she touched mine first!
Frank: Hey, what kind of work do you do?
[Scene: Phoebes, Phoebe and Frank are watching TV.]
Frank: Hey, how do you guys get anything done?
Frank: Then I go feel your friend up and make you mad at me.
Frank: Well, no, maybe-maybe it wasnt perfect, but y'know it was pretty cool, y'know, cause we had all those great talks y'know.
Frank: Wait thats-thats, what thats not what you do?
Frank: I dont know, I mean, y'know, this is the city y'know, I just, I mean, I dont know.
Frank: Well, when I tell my friends about her she will be.
Frank: (starts laughing) Wow! Thats wild! No, I had no idea.
Frank: This?
Frank: Yeah, y'know I feel like I can really talk to you cause y'know youre my sister, y'know.
Frank: Ow!-Ow!-Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Y'know, ow!
[Scene: Healing Hands Inc. (Phoebes work), Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl.]
Frank: How-how I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesnt melt.
Frank Sr.: Yes. Yes it is. I burned the formula and I put your diapers on backwards. I mean, I made up a song to sing you to sleep, but that made you cry even more!
FRANK: This is huge, you can buy me beer.
Phoebe: (turns around and hits Frank) So thats what you thought I did!! God! Thats not what I do!
Phoebe: (standing up) Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice. (As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.) And then my mom wants to know-(notices Joey)-Joey, what are you doing?!
Frank: Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.
Phoebe: Okay, well Ill bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, theyre not actually puppies, theyre Frank and Alices triplets. Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
Frank: Hi!
Frank: Hi!
Alice: (entering with Frank) Hi!
Frank: Yeah, so we just thought wed stop by and let you know theres still no pressure.
Phoebe: Frank! Hi!
Frank: (entering) Hi!
Frank: How are you?
Frank: Yeah, she was my best teacher.
Frank: Oh, yeah!
Frank: Do you?
Frank: (noticing the puppy) Oh, whos this little guy?! (Grabs the puppy)
Phoebe: Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure youre ready for that?
Frank: No, your a masseuse, its cool, Im not a cop.
Phoebe: Okay, Im gonna go get Frank. (exits)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are talking to Frank.]
Frank: What, you dont think I know that?
Phoebe: (to Joey) Youre Franks best man?!
Frank: Its out there man! Ive seen it! I got it!!
Frank: You can have it!
Frank: Okay, so what you used to have with Rachel, is what Ive got with Alice.
Frank: All right, man!!
Frank: You dont have it anymore?
Frank: Oh my God, I think Im gonna cry!
Frank: Are you serious?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
Frank: Wait a minute, wait, this is because of you?
Frank: Hi, Mrs. Knight.
Alice: Hi Frank.
Phoebe: Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother Frank.
Frank: Oh, thanks.
Frank: What?
Frank: Yeah, if the best is like unbelievable pain!