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Phoebe: Yeah, I did. I think it sounds y'know big sistery, y'know, Franks always late.
Phoebe: (entering) Everbody this is Frank! This is my half-brother Frank.
Frank: How are you?
Frank: Hi.
Frank: Hey.
Frank: Whoa!
Frank: Whoa!!
Frank: Hey, how do you guys get anything done?
Frank: Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.
[Scene: Phoebes, Frank and her, are sitting on the counh, watching TV]
Frank: What?
Frank: What, wait, you mean like this? (does it)
Frank: Your not doing it.
Frank: Whens your birthday?
Frank: I know a guy whos the 18th.
Frank: October 25th.
Frank: Melt stuff.
[Scene: Phoebes, Frank is melting a plastic spoon.]
Frank: Yeah.
Frank: Yeah, you can melt art. Hey, can I use your phone?
Frank: No, I wanna melt it.
Frank: (starts laughing) Yeah!
Frank: Gnight.
Frank: Oh, excellent. (starts to melt the fire extinguishers hose.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Phoebe is eating breakfast with Monica while Frank is playing with num-chucks on the balcony]
[Scene: Phoebes, Phoebe and Frank are watching TV.]
Frank: Whoa! Big octopus.
Phoebe: Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.
Frank: Hey, what kind of work do you do?
Frank: You-you work at one of those massage parlors?
Frank: (starts laughing) Wow! Thats wild! No, I had no idea.
Frank: You mean like watch?
Frank: Well, I dont think this, y'know.
Frank: Yeah! Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?
[Scene: Healing Hands Inc. (Phoebes work), Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl.]
Frank: Ow!-Ow!-Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Y'know, ow!
Frank: She broke my arm.
Frank: No, she touched mine first!
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
Frank: No, your a masseuse, its cool, Im not a cop.
Jasmine: Fine. (starts to leave, and points at Frank) I dont like you!! (leaves)
Phoebe: (turns around and hits Frank) So thats what you thought I did!! God! Thats not what I do!
Frank: Wait thats-thats, what thats not what you do?
Frank: I dont know, I mean, y'know, this is the city y'know, I just, I mean, I dont know.
Frank: Oh, wait, no your right, no it was perfect and I cant believe that I screwed it up so bad.
Frank: Well, no, maybe-maybe it wasnt perfect, but y'know it was pretty cool, y'know, cause we had all those great talks y'know.
Frank: Well y'know about the tongue thing, y'know, and how I told you about my likes and my dislikes...
Frank: How-how I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesnt melt.
Frank: Yeah, y'know I feel like I can really talk to you cause y'know youre my sister, y'know.
Frank: Then I go feel your friend up and make you mad at me.
Frank: You hopped a little bit. Yeah, I really sorry.
Frank: This?
Frank: Oh come on we went, we went to Time Square, we found ninja stars, I almost got arm broken by a hooker...
Frank: Well, when I tell my friends about her she will be.
Ross: Listen, I gotta tell ya, I-Im having a great time! Yknow how before you said it might be weird, the whole student teacher thing, and to be frank I thought it would be too, but its not. I mean its not at all.
FRANK: Yeah hey, you know if you want I can take you around back and show you where he hit his head on the rain gutter.
Frank: Yeah!! Little Leslie is here! We got another one! Oh my God, I can't believe I have two-two children. How scary is that? (He returns to the delivery room.)
Phoebe: Come, sit. (He's hesitant.) Sit. (Still hesitating.) Sit! (He sits on the arm of the couch.) Umm, all righty, before we get started I justI need you to state for the official record that you are in fact Frank Buffay.
Frank: Well um, I was in ah Mrs. Knights ah, I mean Alice, sorry, Alice, I always do that. I was in her ah, Home Ec class.
Frank: YESSSSS!!!!! We got a baby boy!!
Frank Jr.: Oh, that's Frank Jr. Jr. pulling the tampons out of the lady's purse. And that's Chandler climbing on Chandler, and that's Leslie throwing bagels at him.
Chandler: Wouldnt that be Frank the III?
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..
Frank: That was Alice's mom, she said she left five hours ago. She should be here by now!
Frank Sr.: Phoebe, I-I-I-umm, (Sits down next to her and brushes against her leg.) Oops. (He backs up.) I just, I-I-I-I dont, I dont know what to say. I just can't believe that you're my daughter, you're so pretty.
Frank: Umm, Alice ah, she ah, called it off.
Phoebe: Well, Frank has to quit college because his super fertile sister is having three babies! I need to make a lot of money really fast, and I had an idea that I want to talk to you (Points to Chandler) about, cause you work for a big company. Okay, insider trading, what information is there that you can give me.
Frank Sr.: Y'know, I don't think I want the lipstick that much. (Gets up to leave.) But umm Oh, would you do me a favor? And umm, would you, would you give Lilly that, please? (Hands her a note.)
FRANK: Except stilts.
Frank Jr.: What's green and says "hey, I'm a frog"? A talking frog! (Laughs.) Oh, no, you can't have him, he's too funny.
Frank Sr.: Y'know what, I gotta go. And thank you so much for coming. (Hands back his glasses and hurries out.)
Phoebe: Hey, Frank. Look, okay, I know that you think I did like this totally evil thing, but I so didnt. Theres someone here who can explain this better than I can.
Frank: Well, you, wait no, my Mother didnt want us to be together, but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.
Frank Jr.: Oh, I think you're right. Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I can give one of them up. I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but they're my babies.
Frank: Oh well, um, your, your laundry just smelled so good, that I thought Id curl up in it. Is that all right?
Frank Jr.: You just don't know how hard it is, Phoebe. There's just so many of them. You know, two I can handle. Two's great. You just hold one in each hand, but what do I do when the third one runs at me with his bike helmet on. I've got no more hands to protect my area! There's three of them, Phoebe, three!
Frank: (entering with his fianc�e Alice, who is obviously much, much older than he is) Hey! Hey! This is ah, my fianc�e, Mrs. Knight. (he points out Phoebe to her)
Frank Jr.: Alright, alright, alright. Remember what we talked about. When we're in a public place, there are certain rules.
Frank: I mean, how hard can it be? Y'know, I mean, y'know, babies, y'know who doesnt want babies right? And besides y'know, I never had a Dad around, and ah, now-now I always will, cause y'know, itll be me. Right?
Frank: Come on little Chandler, it's time to be born. Come on little Chandler! Come on!
Phoebe: (stops) Please! Please! Please! Please! Oh please! Please! Please! Frank and Alice asked me to baby sit the triplets and Im nervous cause Ive never done that before by myself!
PHOEBE: Sure, oh, is, is Frank home.
PHOEBE: Oh, ok, um, I mean Frank senior.
MRS BUFFAY: How do you know Frank?
[she turns to leave, Frank follows]
MRS BUFFAY: Yeah. Frank.
FRANK: Hey lady. Hey wait up. How do you know my dad?
FRANK: I gotta friend named Mark.
FRANK: Heavy.
FRANK: Yeah.
FRANK: This is huge, you can buy me beer.
FRANK: Me neither. So you're like my big sister.
FRANK: Ok, yeah.
FRANK: Alright.
Frank Sr.: Yes. Yes it is. I burned the formula and I put your diapers on backwards. I mean, I made up a song to sing you to sleep, but that made you cry even more!
Phoebe: (standing up) Okay, so umm, somebody has to call Frank and Alice. (As she is talking Joey is sticking the camera under her skirt.) And then my mom wants to know-(notices Joey)-Joey, what are you doing?!
Alice: (entering with Frank) Hi!
Frank: Hi!
Phoebe: Okay, well Ill bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, theyre not actually puppies, theyre Frank and Alices triplets. Okay, see ya! (Exits.)
Frank: Yeah, so we just thought wed stop by and let you know theres still no pressure.
Frank: You dont have it anymore?
Frank: Oh, yeah!
Frank: Do you?
Phoebe: Wow, kids. Frank, are you sure youre ready for that?
Frank: Its out there man! Ive seen it! I got it!!
Frank: You can have it!
Frank: Okay, so what you used to have with Rachel, is what Ive got with Alice.
Frank: All right, man!!
Frank: Hi!
Phoebe: Frank! Hi!
Frank: (entering) Hi!
Frank: How are you?
Frank: Yeah, she was my best teacher.
Frank: (noticing the puppy) Oh, whos this little guy?! (Grabs the puppy)
Phoebe: Okay, Im gonna go get Frank. (exits)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are talking to Frank.]
Frank: What, you dont think I know that?
Phoebe: (to Joey) Youre Franks best man?!
Frank: Are you serious?
Frank: What?
Frank: Yeah, if the best is like unbelievable pain!
Frank: Wait a minute, wait, this is because of you?
Phoebe: Or instead, maybe you could just not marry my brother Frank.
Frank: Oh my God, I think Im gonna cry!
Frank: Oh, thanks.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
Frank: Hi, Mrs. Knight.
Alice: Hi Frank.
Phoebe: Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.
FRANK: No but he didn't really talk about anything.
Frank: Well, we got into a fight cause ah, she said I was to immature to get married.
[Scene: The Doctors office, Dr. Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch.]
Phoebe: No, Im really okay with this. Yknow why? Cause look at them, and I made that, so I know its gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, oh my God, its gonna feel like a million times better, right? I wanna do this. (To Frank and Alice) I wanna carry your baby.
Phoebe: I'm sorry, Frank. I didn't realise things were so bad. You know, I'll help out more. I can - I can babysit any time you want. You name the day, and I'll be there.
Frank: Well, okay, so whats nowgo get, go get the eggs, put em in there.
Frank: Well, you see, the-the thing is, we-we only got, we kinda have one shot to make it right.
Frank: Hey, yknow I was thinking, what are the odds like if-if, if you stuff like 200 of them in there?
Frank: Wait, y'know what, I-I came to you because I thought youd understand! Oh no!! Y'know, I would storm out of here right now if-if I had some money, or a place to go
Phoebe: No, I know, I know, that this is Franks life, (walks behind them, they turn around in the leather chairs to face her) y'know. Y'know, I dont want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, its sick and wrong!
Frank: I know! Why dont you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school.
Phoebe Sr: Uh-huh. Wow! Well, look! Theres Frank. (points to the picture.)
Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, Im-Im Phoebe Buffay, hi! Im-Im-Im hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that were doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, youve been there! Umm, yknow they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that Ill keep you safe and warm until youre ready to have them take you home, so Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, Im screaming, dont worry, thats whats supposed to happen.
Frank: Its so cool man, its so, its just cause being with her is so much better than like not being with her.
Chandler: (reading the back of the picture) Me and Frank and Phoebe, Graduation 1965.
Phoebe Sr.: Noo! No! It wasnt like that I... Remember how I told you how Lily, Frank, and I we were, we were close. Well, we were, we were very close.
Frank: Oh, well just probably the worst one since Ive been alive.
[Scene: Central Perk, Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe.]
[Scene: The delivery room, later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr. Harad is checking out Phoebe.]
Frank: Uhh, yeah.
Frank: We were having lunch. Yeah and then all of the sudden we were like, "Hey! Y'know, were here, having lunch lets get married!
Frank and Alice: (entering) Hi!
Frank: MY SISTERS GONNA HAVE MY BABY!!!!!!!
Frank: Oh I know!! (Both he and Alice squeal hysterically)
Frank: Okay. (They both squeal in expectation.)