words in movies
Chandler: What are you guys? Like a gang or something?!
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer.]
Ross: Looks like a fun gang. (They all look at each other and smile)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang except Chandler is there.]
[cut to inside Central Perk, we see Ross quietly tapping on the window, desperately trying to get the gangs attention, while Tommy is still screaming at him]
(He leaves the gang in stunned silence.)
[Scene: Pete's apartment, Monica is there to water the plants, and is showing the gang around.]
Pete: Monica? (the gang ducks and hides)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is returning from Petes.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang minus Monica is there.]
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
[cut to the gang]
[cut back to the gang.]
(The gang quickly hides again.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching Pete fight on TV. Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching.]
Joey: Fine. Gang up on me! I got you all right where I want you.
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there as Joey enters]
(The gang is shocked.)
(The rest of the gang arrives with their heads down in shame.)
[Cut to Central Perk, the entire gang is there.]
Krista: Here, I'll get it. (She grabs a napkin and tries to wipe it up. The thing that gets the rest of the gang going is that she's whipping awfully close to his crotch. In fact, she is whipping his crotch. Chandler's about to come out of his chair.)
(The gang is stunned.)
[Scene: The Theatre, at the post premiere party. The gang is already there, except Phoebe. Joey runs in.]
Monica: Come on, no peeking! (They are leading the gang out with there hands over their eyes.)
[Scene: Rosss, the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there. Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is all there.]
(The gang is stunned.)
(Seeing Rachels apparently okay with this, the rest of the gang jumps up to congratulate Ross and Emily on their pending nuptials.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, the gang is all there watching Chandler.]
Ross: Hey! (Listens.) Yeah-yeah, we're just having dinner. (Listens.) Uh, yeah, sure uh hold on. (To the gang.) She wants to say hi. (To Emily) Hold on.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is introducing Julie to the gang.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang.]
(Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staring at them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see the gang.)
Ross: (to the gang, whispering) She's talking.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, minus Ross are playing Madlibs. Phoebe is reading hers.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom.]
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner.]
Ross: (entering, with the rest of the gang) What's going on?
Phoebe: Okay, this will keep them away from your stuff. (Writes him a note and the gang reads it.)
Ross: (covering his eyes) Dude! That's my sister! (She shows the rest of the gang.)
[Scene: Central Perk, the gangs putting their coats on to leave.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City.]
(The gang arrives.)
Chandler: Okay, bye! (To the gang.) Oh my God!!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel. Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably. Theres a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel]
(The gang moves off as Phoebe greets the new guest.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, after the party. Everyone has left, except for the gang.]
(Joey gets all happy with himself, while the rest of the gang is less than enthused.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the entire gang is there, eating breakfast. Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting.]
Joey: (to the rest of the gang) Somebody help me out here!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The gang is surrounding Rachel at key positions.]
[cut to the gang, theyre all stunned]
Ross: (exiting the bathroom) That-that-thats all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. Ill be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the gang) Shes just fixing her makeup.
[Scene: The Waiting Room, the rest of the gang is lounging around.]
(The gang is now eaves dropping in on the conversation, and is shocked.)
Rachel: (To Ross) I dont know. (To the gang.) What do you mean last night? Nothing, nothing uh, happened last night.
Joey: Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!
OPENING TITLES [Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. The whole gang is there.]
Monica: Of course! (She mouths, "I have no idea," to the rest of the gang.)
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the gang is watching Joeys debut on Days.]
Krista: Oh, this is so good (A piece of cake.) you have got to try it. (She takes some on her finger and feeds it to Danny. Then takes a little more and does it again. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang stares on in shock. Then they pick up a part of it and some filling falls into his lap.)
(Theres a knock on the door. The gang is stunned and Phoebe counts to make sure that everyone is there. Out of curiosity Chandler goes and answers the door.)
Phoebe: Okay. (The gang is giggles then Phoebe gets the bike out of the rack, gets on, pushes off, rolls a few feet, and falls over.) See?
Joey: (To the rest of the gang) Hey, see that? He just needed his pal to come home. All right, uh, Ive got to go memorise my lines. (Starts to go his bedroom) Me and Charlton Heston bright and early tomorrow morning! Yeah-yeah!
Rachel: OH MY GOD!!! (She holds her hands up in triumph and the gang all look at her.) Sorry, I was just imagining what itd be like to catch the money bouquet.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Rachel are entering with the rest of the gang already inside.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is knocking on Rachels door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons. The rest of the gang is there as well. Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is there, minus Ross. Chandler is trying to cheer Joey up about missing Phase Two.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, the gang minus Monica and Rachel are eating breakfast. Ross and Chandler are sitting at the foosball table and eating.]
(Chandler walks over to where the rest of the gang is.)
Rachel: Here we go. Im serving my last cup of coffee. (the gang starts humming the graduation theme) There you go. (hands it to Chandler) Enjoy. (they all cheer)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe.]
Rachel: Okay! (Joins the rest of the gang.)
Rachel: Wh(Turns and looks at the gang whos staring)Why dont I tell you over here? (She walks Melissa away from the gang.)
Monica: Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.
Conan: Okay Friends gang, thanks for doing it.
Rachel: Thank you. (She sets it on the floor and is about to stomp on it with her shoe when the rest of the gang jumps up and yells simultaneously.) What? (They all yell again.) You dont want to see this do you?
[Scene 13: Central Perk, the gang is gathered around Monica comforting her brother, who in a slight state of shock is cuddling a cushion for security.]
(The gang gets interested now.)
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, the gang is helping Ross move out by carrying boxes. Chandler has picked a particularly large and apparently heavy box, because he takes a running start at it and still can't budge it.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Will has left and the rest of the gang is watching Joey finish the turkey.]
[Cut to the gang.]
(The rest of the gang arrives including Parker.)
Joey: Well, I said that I (The gang jumps up and interrupts him.)
[Cut to the gang.]
[Flashback to the gang in Central Perk in The One Where Nana Dies Twice, theyre all going through an old photo album.]
(The gang is disappointed.)
[Cut to the gang.]
[Scene: The Waiting Room, Ross is explaining to the gang what happened with his mother.]
(The gang is confused.)
Joey: Its just a game Mon. (makes a Can-you-believe-her face to the rest of the gang.) Rach, how about you?
Monica: Absolutely! (He goes to kiss her, but she stops him and rubs his head and says...) Now get out of here you!! (Pete leaves) (to the gang) Okay, Im running out of places I can touch him! Look, is there something wrong with me? I mean why am I only attracted to guys where theres no future? Either theyre too old, or theyre too young, and then theres Pete whos-whos crazy about me, and whos absolutely perfect for me, and theres like zip going on! I mean, seriously, does it sound like somethings wrong with me?!
[Scene: The Recovery Room, Ross is taking pictures of Rachel holding the baby as the rest of the gang enters.]
Ross: (disinterested) Hey-yeah. (He hurries up to the counter.) Hey Gunther, can I have a scone please? (To the gang.) Wanna hear some good news? Someone I know is getting married! Yeah! And weddings are happy occasions! Oh, by-the-by it's my ex-wife Emily!
(Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staring at them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see the gang.)
[Scene change back an forth: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica's on the other end of the line. The phone's speaker is turned on, so the rest of the gang, sitting around the phone, can hear Chandler.]
Joey: (taking the baby) She looks so real! (The gang looks at him.) Yknow what I mean! Shes this whole tiny little person. She already has eyelashes and knees and uh-oh.
Joey: Bye-bye. (The interviewer leaves and he sits down with the rest of the gang.) I did it!
[Flashback to: A street, Ross is sitting in his newly purchased MGB. Which is one of the better British sports cars ever made. Of course, better is a relative term. Which reminds me of a joke. Why dont the British make computers? Because they couldnt figure out how to make them leak oil. Anyway, the gang is all staring at his new purchase.]