words in movies
Joey: (on phone) Yeah, is Sidney there? (Listens) Oh, this is? (To the gang) Sidney's a woman.
Phoebe: And! And, theyre gonna have a baby! (The gang is shocked.) And! And, they want me to grow it for them in my uterus. (The gang is stunned into silence.)
[Scene: Central Perk, all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel whos still being retrained, about the different cookie options.]
Ross: Okay, Phoebe, this Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the Happy Days gang.
(The whole gang is helping Rachel mail out resumes while whistling the theme from The Bridge on the River Kwai.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is singing a new song as the gang looks on.]
Monica: Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.
(The whole gang enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there. Ross working on crossword puzzle, starts humming theme from The Odd Couple. Chandler joins in, followed by Monica and Phoebe, then the whole gang. Ross starts humming theme from I Dream Of Jeannie.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is all there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross.]
GANG: Phoebs. [Phoebe leaves]
GANG: Joey!
GANG: Hey. Hi Phoebe.
[The gang is walking to a newsstand late at night. Joey is anxiously in the lead.]
GANG: Allright!
GANG: Awwwwwwww.
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group.]
GANG: Hey!
[Scene: In a TV commercial that the gang is watching at Monica and Rachel's.]
[Scene: City street. The whole gang is walking up to the movie set.]
[Scene: City street. Whole gang is there seeing off Marcel.]
[Scene: Central Perk. The whole gang is there.]
[Scene Central Perk, the whole gang is entering]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer. The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well.]
[Time lapse. The gang is sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner. Chandler is at the head of the table, Mr and Mrs Geller are to his right. Joey and Ross are to his left. Monica is serving things. Phoebe is in the living room and Rachel is at the sink.]
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. The whole gang is helping Joey pack.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there including Janice.]
Ross: (to the rest of the gang) Were just gonna be friends.
(Joey steps in a picks up the paper, the gang all look at him.)
[Scene: The Park, the gang is warming up for their football game.]
[Camera pans back from the TV to show the gang watching.]
Ross: Huh? (the rest of the gang enters)
(The gang all looks at Phoebe.)
Joey: (on phone) Mom, so what did you think? (He walks away allowing the gang a chance to figure out what theyre gonna say.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The entire gang is there.]
[Scene: The park, the gang is returning to play the second half of the game.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang is there, the guys are watching football, the girls are cooking Thanksgiving dinner.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the gangs all there discussing the incident.]
Joey: In my spare time I uh, read to the blind. And Im also a mento for the kids.(The gang shake their heads.) Yknow a mento, a role model. (Chandler bites his fist to keep from talking.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and a beautiful blonde (Cheryl) are standing outside. The rest of the gang is watching from inside.]
(Phoebe buttons her lip, while the rest of the gang pretend theyre not there.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang is there including Janice, theyre watching Happy Days.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete.]
Ross: (on phone) Thats right, Ryder. Wynona Ryder for six. (listens) Thank you. (hangs up) (to the gang) Yeah, we have the reservations.
(He leaves the gang in stunned silence.)
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer.]
Ross: Looks like a fun gang. (They all look at each other and smile)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang except Chandler is there.]
[cut to inside Central Perk, we see Ross quietly tapping on the window, desperately trying to get the gangs attention, while Tommy is still screaming at him]
Pete: Monica? (the gang ducks and hides)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is returning from Petes.]
[Scene: Pete's apartment, Monica is there to water the plants, and is showing the gang around.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang minus Monica is there.]
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching Pete fight on TV. Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching.]
(The gang quickly hides again.)
[cut to the gang]
[cut back to the gang.]
(The rest of the gang arrives with their heads down in shame.)
Joey: Fine. Gang up on me! I got you all right where I want you.
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there as Joey enters]
(The gang is shocked.)
Krista: Here, I'll get it. (She grabs a napkin and tries to wipe it up. The thing that gets the rest of the gang going is that she's whipping awfully close to his crotch. In fact, she is whipping his crotch. Chandler's about to come out of his chair.)
[Scene: The Theatre, at the post premiere party. The gang is already there, except Phoebe. Joey runs in.]
[Cut to Central Perk, the entire gang is there.]
(The gang is stunned.)
[Scene: Rosss, the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there. Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is all there.]
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Monica: Come on, no peeking! (They are leading the gang out with there hands over their eyes.)
(Seeing Rachels apparently okay with this, the rest of the gang jumps up to congratulate Ross and Emily on their pending nuptials.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, the gang is all there watching Chandler.]
(The gang is stunned.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is introducing Julie to the gang.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is relating his recent conversation with Emily to the gang.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, minus Ross are playing Madlibs. Phoebe is reading hers.]
(Suddenly Rachel clears her throat and the camera cuts to the rest of the gang staring at them. Needless to say Joey and Ross are shocked and slowly turn their heads to see the gang.)
Ross: (to the gang, whispering) She's talking.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City.]
Ross: Hey! (Listens.) Yeah-yeah, we're just having dinner. (Listens.) Uh, yeah, sure uh hold on. (To the gang.) She wants to say hi. (To Emily) Hold on.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner.]
Phoebe: Okay, this will keep them away from your stuff. (Writes him a note and the gang reads it.)
Ross: (entering, with the rest of the gang) What's going on?
Ross: (covering his eyes) Dude! That's my sister! (She shows the rest of the gang.)
Chandler: Okay, bye! (To the gang.) Oh my God!!
[Scene: Central Perk, the gangs putting their coats on to leave.]
(The gang moves off as Phoebe greets the new guest.)
(The gang arrives.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel. Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably. Theres a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, after the party. Everyone has left, except for the gang.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the entire gang is there, eating breakfast. Phoebe is on the couch, fidgeting.]
Joey: (to the rest of the gang) Somebody help me out here!
(Joey gets all happy with himself, while the rest of the gang is less than enthused.)
Joey: (To the rest of the gang) Hey, see that? He just needed his pal to come home. All right, uh, Ive got to go memorise my lines. (Starts to go his bedroom) Me and Charlton Heston bright and early tomorrow morning! Yeah-yeah!
[cut to the gang, theyre all stunned]
(The gang is now eaves dropping in on the conversation, and is shocked.)
Ross: (exiting the bathroom) That-that-thats all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. Ill be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the gang) Shes just fixing her makeup.