words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang are looking at old photos.]
Monica: Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.
Ross: Looks like a fun gang. (They all look at each other and smile)
(At this point, Buffay, the Vampire Layer and Nasforatool start to get it on. Of course, since this is network TV, we can only see the reactions of the gang to the film playing off screen.)
Chandler: If you listen very carefully, I think its Celebration by Cool and the Gang.
Rachel: (on phone) Hello? (Shocked that someone answered.) Uh, Rachel. (To the gang.) Great, someone is in our apartment. Call the cops!
[Scene: Central Perk. The entire gang is there, and Chandler and Monica are handing out presents.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel, Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica have gathered to hear Ross perform his interpretation of Celebration by Cool and the Gang on the bag pipe. Yes, I typed that earlier. Were seeing this again, only this time Ross as already started playing.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, except Joey, is there. Phoebe is, well you y'know.]
(Bobby waves and then bursts into tears. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and kisses)
Joey: It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is all sitting around the table.]
(The gang swaps all the drinks for what they ordered as Phoebe enters. She sits down without saying hi.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is there eating breakfast. Chandler is cleaning out his wallet.]
Phoebe: And! And, theyre gonna have a baby! (The gang is shocked.) And! And, they want me to grow it for them in my uterus. (The gang is stunned into silence.)
(The gang turn to look at Chandler)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey enters, amongst snickers from the gang.]
[Scene: The Theater, the play has ended and everyone is applauding. As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is singing a new song as the gang looks on.]
Ross: Okay, Phoebe, this Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the Happy Days gang.
(The whole gang is helping Rachel mail out resumes while whistling the theme from The Bridge on the River Kwai.)
[Scene: Central Perk, all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus Rachel whos still being retrained, about the different cookie options.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is all there.]
(The whole gang enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about what happened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang.]
GANG: Hey. Hi Phoebe.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there. Ross working on crossword puzzle, starts humming theme from The Odd Couple. Chandler joins in, followed by Monica and Phoebe, then the whole gang. Ross starts humming theme from I Dream Of Jeannie.]
GANG: Phoebs. [Phoebe leaves]
GANG: Joey!
GANG: Allright!
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group.]
GANG: Hey!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport with Ross.]
GANG: Awwwwwwww.
[Scene: In a TV commercial that the gang is watching at Monica and Rachel's.]
[The gang is walking to a newsstand late at night. Joey is anxiously in the lead.]
[Scene: Central Perk. The whole gang is there.]
[Scene: City street. The whole gang is walking up to the movie set.]
[Scene: City street. Whole gang is there seeing off Marcel.]
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. The whole gang is helping Joey pack.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is drinking some Alka-Seltzer. The rest of the gang, minus Rachel is there as well.]
[Time lapse. The gang is sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner. Chandler is at the head of the table, Mr and Mrs Geller are to his right. Joey and Ross are to his left. Monica is serving things. Phoebe is in the living room and Rachel is at the sink.]
[Scene: The park, the gang is returning to play the second half of the game.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there including Janice.]
[Scene: The Park, the gang is warming up for their football game.]
[Scene Central Perk, the whole gang is entering]
(Joey steps in a picks up the paper, the gang all look at him.)
Ross: (to the rest of the gang) Were just gonna be friends.
[Camera pans back from the TV to show the gang watching.]
Ross: Huh? (the rest of the gang enters)
Joey: (on phone) Mom, so what did you think? (He walks away allowing the gang a chance to figure out what theyre gonna say.)
[Scene: Central Perk, the gangs all there discussing the incident.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The entire gang is there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang is there, the guys are watching football, the girls are cooking Thanksgiving dinner.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang is there including Janice, theyre watching Happy Days.]
(The gang all looks at Phoebe.)
(Phoebe buttons her lip, while the rest of the gang pretend theyre not there.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and a beautiful blonde (Cheryl) are standing outside. The rest of the gang is watching from inside.]
Joey: In my spare time I uh, read to the blind. And Im also a mento for the kids.(The gang shake their heads.) Yknow a mento, a role model. (Chandler bites his fist to keep from talking.)
Ross: (on phone) Thats right, Ryder. Wynona Ryder for six. (listens) Thank you. (hangs up) (to the gang) Yeah, we have the reservations.
[Scene: Pete's apartment, Monica is there to water the plants, and is showing the gang around.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang, except Rachel, is watching a new singer.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang except Chandler is there.]
[cut to inside Central Perk, we see Ross quietly tapping on the window, desperately trying to get the gangs attention, while Tommy is still screaming at him]
(He leaves the gang in stunned silence.)
Pete: Monica? (the gang ducks and hides)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching Pete fight on TV. Monica is hiding in the kitchen, not watching.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is returning from Petes.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang minus Monica is there.]
[cut to the gang]
[cut back to the gang.]
[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Petes]
(The gang quickly hides again.)
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there as Joey enters]
Joey: Fine. Gang up on me! I got you all right where I want you.
(The gang is shocked.)
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the gang is watching Joeys debut on Days.]
(The rest of the gang arrives with their heads down in shame.)
Krista: Here, I'll get it. (She grabs a napkin and tries to wipe it up. The thing that gets the rest of the gang going is that she's whipping awfully close to his crotch. In fact, she is whipping his crotch. Chandler's about to come out of his chair.)
[Scene: The Theatre, at the post premiere party. The gang is already there, except Phoebe. Joey runs in.]
[Scene: Rosss, the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there. Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window.]
Monica: Come on, no peeking! (They are leading the gang out with there hands over their eyes.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, the gang is all there watching Chandler.]
(The gang is stunned.)
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Ross: (to the gang, whispering) She's talking.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang, minus Rachel, are getting ready for dinner.]
Ross: Hey! (Listens.) Yeah-yeah, we're just having dinner. (Listens.) Uh, yeah, sure uh hold on. (To the gang.) She wants to say hi. (To Emily) Hold on.
Ross: (entering, with the rest of the gang) What's going on?
Ross: (covering his eyes) Dude! That's my sister! (She shows the rest of the gang.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is about ready to leave for Atlantic City.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel. Joey is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably. Theres a knock on the door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, after the party. Everyone has left, except for the gang.]
Joey: (to the rest of the gang) Somebody help me out here!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The gang is surrounding Rachel at key positions.]
OPENING TITLES [Scene: Monica and Rachels apartment. The whole gang is there.]
Rachel: (To Ross) I dont know. (To the gang.) What do you mean last night? Nothing, nothing uh, happened last night.
[Cut to Central Perk, the entire gang is there.]
(The gang is stunned.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is all there.]
(Seeing Rachels apparently okay with this, the rest of the gang jumps up to congratulate Ross and Emily on their pending nuptials.)