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[Scene: The Wedding Chapel, continued from last season. Chandler and Monica are about to get married.]
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Phoebe: Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, youre only married in Vegas.
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.
(Rachel agrees with him and starts to get out of bed.)
Joey: I dont want to drive all the way back by myself, I get so lonely. (Gets an idea.) Ohooh! How about you come with me?
Chandler: Look, I just dont think Monica and I are ready to get married yet! Yknow? I mean, I love her and everything but seeing Ross and Rachel coming out of that chapel was like a, like a wake-up call that Monica and I are moving so fast. Yknow? And, how do I tell her without crushing her?
Ross: What?! Hello! We didnt get married.
Rachel: No, we didnt get married! Thats ridiculous!
(They turn to look at each other and suddenly remember that they did in fact get married.)
Ross: IThey would not let us get married when we were that drunk!
Joey: They let you get married when youre drunk! Most people who get married in Vegas are drunk!
Ross: Laugh it up, but the jokes on you. Because we dont need to get divorced, okay? We were just gonna get an annulment.
Chandler: Yes, we dont get married unless theres a sign! Okay, so say uh, say you roll another eight (motions to the craps table) then theres a definite sign that we should get married.
Monica: All right, eight we get married, but 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12 we dont get married.
Chandler: That was so unlikely. Well, lets get married! I guess.
Monica: Ohh, of course we are! (They walk up to the elevators.) We left it up to fate. (Pushes the elevator button.) If we were supposed to get married there would be a clear-cut sign. (The elevator door opens to a priest reading from a bible with Chandler and Monica standing side-by-side holding each others hands.)
Ross: Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married. (Rachel shakes her head.) We register, and you get to keep all the presents!
Rachel: Oh Ross, come on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the worlds worst hangover! Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will!
Hitchhiker: This is where I get off. Well, I have your address and phone number.
Chandler: All right, should we just, should we just get married? Yknow? I mean should we just do it? All the signs are telling us to do it.
Chandler: Okay, a little problem. The key broke in the lock and I cant get in!
Monica: Wait! Oh my God! I cant get out!
Rachel: Okay, umm, Im gonna get my sweater. (Walks away.)
Ross: I didnt get the annulment.
Rachel: Monica, where did you get these?!
Rachel: (Resenting the truth) I am not a baby! You know what? I swear to god, just because you get so uptight every time we...
Rachel: I know, but all that work youre doing to get it ready, I just (goes into her bedroom.)
Rachel: All right, fine, but dont get mad at me. Its-its just a little hard to believe.
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Phoebe: So? Did you get the annulment?
Phoebe: Ohh!! God! (Gary enters and she sees him) Ooh! (To Chandler) Get out of here, good for nothing.
Chandler: Yknow when we move in together, can I get a gumball machine?
Chandler: Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; (pause) and we get married here tonight.
Chandler: Alright look, if it means that much to you, a may be able to get on more with the big boobs. But the giant ass and the big clown feet?
All: All right. Okay. I'm starving! (They all get up, thus officially ending the game.)
Ross: Really?! (To Rachel) Hey, yknow what? Since you have such a great sense of what I need, uh ooh, heres-heres 60 bucks, why dont you take Phoebe down to that Colonial flea market of yours and get me some stuff.
Rachel: Joey, y'know you get any mustard on that bag, you can't return it.
Rachel: Yeah. What kind of discount do we get?
Joey: All right well, I guess I gotta go get a job. Im gonna go see my agent.
[They get back to back and start rubbing against each other. Ross and Rachel enter.]
Rachel: Jill, honey, I think this is the best thing that couldve ever happened to you. I mean you needed to get out on your own anyway! And you know when I did it, I-I-I at first I was scared, and look at me now! Im the only daughter dad is proud of! Okay, well this is, this is what youre gonna do. Youre gonna get a job, youre gonna get an apartment, and then Ill help you and you can stay with us. Right Pheebs, she can stay with us?
Rachel: Well, they said would but they would only give me store credit. I mean, what am I going to do, get a thousand regular cats?
Ross: Well, oh just ah, I was just wondering, when you and I split up, did you get the tape that was half the last episode of M*A*S*H and half the hostages coming home?
Joey: Hey, dont get mad at us! No one forced you to raise the stakes!
{Y'know, sometimes I think the script writers throw in a line like that to try to trip me up. But it won't work. I'll always have the last laugh! <manical_laugh.wav> Okay, so maybe I'm a little deluded, it's probably just my spellchecker. But, I must admit I did get Mesozoic and Paleozoic on the first attempt. Yay me! Anyhoo }
Chandler: Okay, but impersonating a police officer is a serious thing. You could get arrested.
Ross: Shh! (singing) Here we come, walkin' down the street, get the funniest looks from, everyone we meet. Hey, hey! (to Carol) Hey, uh, did you just feel that?
Judge: You need to get out of my chambers.
Chandler: Who are you? Ansel Adams?! Get outta here!
Ross: That was the only way I could get him to stop typing!
ESTELLE: Joey, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Al Minser and his pyramid of dogs. Take any job you can get and don't make on the floor.
Monica: Not just the phone pen. I never get my messages.
Joey: I guess I'll get washed up then. Watch that sunrise. (He goes into the bathroom.)
Joey: Okay, get ready to owe me!
Chandler: Im sorry. Youre not easy-going, but youre passionate, and thats good. And when you get upset about the little things, I think that Im pretty good about making you feel better about that. And thats good too. So, they can say that youre high maintenance, but its okay, because I like maintaining you.
Ross: That may be the most depressing thing Ive heard in my life. I should probably get these to my lawyers office.
Phoebe: Oh, I get more because Im dainty.
Chandler: Oh no no no.. I'll get her. I'm super-compentent and totally responsibile and fourth in line to raise Emma. I'll be right there Emma. Just let me get my trusty diaper bag here. <knocks over the box of china> Well.. what do you know? I guess, I'll be the one who dies first.
Chandler: (shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)
Rachel (as Monica): You know what, it's feeling a lot better, thank you, um... Well, listen, why don't you two sit down and, and we'll get you some glasses... okay... (They don't know what to do with their coats and Monica points to the living room) STAT!
Monica: Hey. Call me when you get there. Okay?
Joey: And thats just in the city. I get her up to 160 when I take her upstate.
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Chandler is trying to get Joeys money back from Ross.]
Monica: Rachel, you can go down there, you don't have to smoke. Just say you wanna get some fresh air.
Joey: All right relax, look I'll pay you with the money from the acting job I am definitely gonna get thanks to you.
PHOEBE: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.
Monica: It's worse. The only thing that's getting me through is knowing that I'm gonna be seeing you soon. I think I may even try to get out of here early.
Joey: Oh this is great! I might actually get to play Ben's dad!
Chandler: Well, I have kissed over four women. (They kiss again.) Do you wanna get under the covers?
Rachel: All right look lady here is the deal, I came here for an annulment and I am not leaving here until I get one!
Ross: Hey! Hey! Hey! I get to choose my best man, and I want both you guys.
Guru Saj: Hmm, let me see. Let me see. Do you think you could get him to eat a bat?
Monica: Well Ross, you be careful now. You dont want to get a reputation as yknow Professor McNailshisstudents.
Rachel: To get you to make out with him!!!
Ross: Oh great. So all I need to do is get some new skin. Thank you.
Rachel: Now, she thinks that I made out with him and I did it to get her job.
Ross: Look, if I can just do what Emily wants and get her to New York, I'm sure everything will be fine.
Rachel: "Im Monica, I dont get phone messages from interesting people. Ever!"
Mr. Treeger:: Tribbiani! Hold on, Ill get the plunger.
Chandler: Excuse me? You don't think I could get a Brian? Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. ...I'm really not.
Stanley: It-it's probably just temporary. We're hoping to get some more money soon, so if could just uh, hang out.
Phoebe: This is so cool, til Monica gets back, its like Im head chef and I get to make all the decisions. (She looks at the remaining butter, and then decides to add it to the dish.)
[Ross and Chandler get up and go into Rachels old room.]
Joey: Hey! Y'know how we ah, save all those chopsticks for no reason we get when we get Chinese food?
Rachel: All right, okay, look, what if you could keep the apartment and get the tickets?
Joey: (sad) Oh man! Now shes gonna start all over! Were never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the new world!
Ross: (just trying to get out of the conversation) Ah well, cant blame a guy for trying!
Rachel: Ah, why, now I can't get a massage? There are so many things that she disapproves of! I can't eat veal, I can't wear fur, I can't go hunting...
Phoebe: Okay, first of all, breathe. Second of all, I dont get it. Arent you the one that decided that you didnt want to be with Ross?
Mark: Ahh! Fair, schmair! Y'know? Look, if you want to get back at Ross, I am here for you. Really? No-no, I say-I say, I say we get back at him right on this couch. Right here!
Ross: Hey, does anybody want to get some lunch? All those in favor say I? (Pokes his eye)
Ross: Hey, whatd you guys do to get up on there?
Ross: Hey, I know whatll get us up on a platform!
Director: Whats the matter with you? Get out of here!
Director: Oh no! You get up there and do that again exactly like that!
Phoebe: Well, I didn't get embarrassed running next to Miss (panting). But no, okay. No, no, I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you. Yeah, okay. You're uptight.
Phoebe: I dunno, lets see! So, okay, I dreamt that we were gonna get married, and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. And, um, so okay, I went to a night club, and I saw him making out with a girl.
Tall Guy: Hey, pal, you have about three seconds to get away from my partner.
Chandler: Oh, the duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage! Hmm, I wonder what I could get Monica thats as good as garbage?
Phoebe: Will you get us better gifts?
Joey: (noticing Chandler) What are you doing? (he pushes Chandler back to his side of the couch) Get back over on your side of the... (sees Robert in all his glory) Hello!! (to Robert) Hi, Im Joey, we havent met.
Monica: I can do it, okay? Come on, lets go. (She and Ross get up)
PHOEBE: No. You are the boss of you. Now you march your heinie in there and get that heart tattooed on your hip. GO!!
Janine: How are we gonna get out of that one?
Phoebe: Okay. Good, all right, lets get back in the car, cause its freezing, and my chest is unsupported.
Ross: Did you get Monica's authorization to move all of her stuff?
Joey: I had to get out of the apartment. Janine is like stretching all over the place. Yknow, everywhere I look shes like (He imitates her stretching)
Chandler: I dont know, but dont worry, dont worry, because I know how to take a picture now. (They get ready) Okay, see? Look down (Looks down), look down, look down (He falls asleep.)
Rachel: Joey, youre gonna have to stop rushing me, you know what? You dont get any dessert.
Phoebe: Ross, where did you get this?!
Rachel: Chandler, arent you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?
Rachel: Yknow I cant even worry about that right now, cause I got the cutie little baby, oh I cant believe how much I love her, I cant get enough of her, like right now I miss her. I actually miss her.
Monica: Wait a minute, I can get ice at the restaurant
Joey: Home sweet home, huh? Nice to, uh, get back to reality. Plus we know how the New Years gonna go off. I guess theres no reason for all that Y2K panic, yknow? Anyway, gnight!
Monica: Kinda. (She hugs Phoebe and looks out the window. She moves closer to it to get a better look.) Oh my God!
Ross: Yeah, why would it be weird? Hey, Joey, can I get some coffee?
Ross: Wow, Monicas letting other people help decorate her tree! Did someone get her drunk again or?
Chandler: Mon, get out here!
Ross: Joey, seriously, can I get my coffee?
(An old West style showdown starts with Joey and the Hombre Man staring each other down as the store guy slowly lets in the first customer while Joey and the Hombre Man get ready to draw. In slow motion they spot the customer, eye each other, draw, and as the customer walks into the middle Joey's bottle misfires but the Hombre Man spays it into the customer's eyes.)
Joey: Oh, man, I could totally get that part. Im sorry, that seat is taken.
Rachel: Whatd you get?
Rachel: You get your messages!
Jill: Oh, Mr. Scientist has to get all technical!