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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped.]
Ross: Yes! Yes! I mean it's-it's kinda far from work, but uh, y'know, I'll get so much done on the commute. I-I've been given the gift of time!
Monica: Oh, whatd ya bring me?! (She opens the gift) Awww, hotel toiletries from Japan. Oh, these are gonna go in my permanent collection. You want some coffee?
Phoebe: (coming back from the bathroom) What's up? (she sees the gift certificate in Rachel's hands) Hey, Rachel!!
Emily: I uh, I got it from the gift shop. They have really lax security there. (Chandler is shocked.) Its a joke. (They all laugh.)
Phoebe: It's like a gift.
Monica: Hi honey. We just got a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing; they dont like us do they? (They gave them a pok-a-dotted punch bowl.)
Susan: We stopped at the gift shop.
Ross: Yeah... I guess. I don'tI don't know. Alright, just... just give her this for me, OK? (gives Chandler a gift for Rachel)
MONICA: If it makes anybody feel better, then we can just forget the thing, and we'll just do the gift.
Chandler: I... thought it was a timely start to thinking about other people. Besides, this gift still says I love you guys.
(Rachel picks up the next gift.)
(Chandler looks dejected. Rachel picks up another gift.)
Chandler: (pointing out a gift) OK, this one right here is from me.
ROSS: I'll take it. My gift to you man.
Ross: No-no-no, Im saying we-we buy more of this (disposable cameras) at the gift shop, throw our tuxes back on, and take a few pictures. All we have to do is make sure not to get anybody elses faces.
Joey: Sure you do, it was a gift from me. Oh! And you have these three great kids.
PHOEBE: I don't think it would have sold a million copies but it would have made a nice gift for you.
[Flashback to 524 - TOI Vegas, Part II] [Scene: The Gift Shop, Monica and Chandler are entering.]
Joanna: Just a little gag gift somebody gave me. (Shes holding a pair of handcuffs) Put your hands together.
Rachel: Ross, you got that for free from the museum gift shop.
Phoebe: Yeah. And, first heres a gift.
Pete: Well... (he holds up a gift he brought her)
Joey: Im sorry! Okay? I went down to the gift shop and its either this or a bathrobe! Look, whats more important, the way Im dressed or me being with you on your special day?
Chandler: Hey, how'd it go? How'd she like the gift?
Ross: Its still a gift! I got it from the gift shop!
ROSS: G-gift? The thing's not the gift?
Rachel: Okay, honey, what he means by that, is ...while this is a very nice gift, maybe it's just not something a boyfriend gives?
Kathy: Um, thank you for the gift.
Ross: Thanks, I put a lot of extra thoughts on your gift.
Phoebe: Yeah, I-I cantI mean yknow I was trying to be really y'know okay and upbeat about it, I justI feel so dwarfed by your musical gift. I
Phoebe: (shocked) Thats a really nice gift. I was thinking of like a gravy boat.
Phoebe: Because she exchanges every gift she ever gets, its like impossible to get her something she likes. Come on, lets trade!
Phoebe: Wow, a year and a half ago I didnt even know I had a brother, and now I have a sister too. (They all hug, and Frank and Alice start kissing.) Okay. Okay. Stop it, dont. So, I gotta get you a gift now. Is there anything you need?
MONICA: Leon, Leon. Shhh! Guys. Wait, I don't understand. Those steaks were just a gift from the meat vendor. That was not a kick back. I'll just replace them and we can forget the whole thing. What corporate policy? No. Yeah. All right. I just got fired.
Phoebe: Well, they said that I had to think about it first, but what is there to think about? Im gonna be giving them the greatest gift you can possibly give.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentines Day gift. He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom.]
Joey: You know, uh... [Joey moves the pen case out onto the counter.] Chandler got you a gift, too.
Phoebe: Speaking of Christmas, umm since Monica and I are starting a new business and have like no money, umm, this year maybe we could do secret Santa, and then we each only buy one gift. And-and theres the added mystery of who gets who.
Rachel: Now, now the one in the feather boa, that's Dr. Francis. Now, she used to be a man. Okay, now look, see, there's Raven. We hate her. We're glad she's dying. Okay- (Marcel pushes down a cushion to reveal a shoe) Wh- wh- Marcel, are you playing with Monica's shoes? You know you're not supposed to pl- whoah. Marcel, did you poo in the shoe? (Takes the shoe into the kitchen) Marcel, bad monkey! Oh! Oh! (She notices the newsletter and taps the contents of the shoes onto it, then folds it shut) Sorry, Barry. Little engagement gift. I'm sure you didn't register for that. (She leaves the apartment holding the newsletter at arm's length. However, she leaves the door open. Marcel runs out in the opposite direction. There is a shot from the TV and Rachel runs back in) Who died? Who died? Roll him over! Oh, c'mon, roll him over! Oh...! Well, we know it wasn't Dexter, right Marcel? Because- (Looks down and notices he is missing) Marcel? Marc- (Notices the open door)
Phoebe: Yeah, no, Im fairly intuitive and psychic. Its a substantial gift.
Monica: (grabbing the gift from him and opening it) Okay! There you go! It's two tickets to Vegas!
Tour Guide: Op, this is saved. (Joey wonders why) Gift shop.
Rachel: Oh! Oh, I just thought of the greatest wedding gift to get you.
(They both walk over to where Rachel is opening her gifts. Rachel sees her first gift is a fruit basket.)
[Scene: The Gift Shop, Monica and Chandler are entering.]
Phoebe: Or you could teach stripping. You know, share your gift, pass the torch.
Monica: Oh, what a great gift! Is The Way You Look Tonight on it?!
Rachel: Ooh, the gift shop!
Ross: Hmm. (They head off to the gift shop.)
Ross: Yeah, I-I really do. (takes a dinosaur mug out of the box) Hey! This-this was a gift?!
Chandler: Those are book ends! That's a great gift!
CHANDLER: Hey, come on, we got the gift, the concert, and the cake.
Phoebe: You heard her too?! You have the gift!
Chandler: Well I was! Then I went down to the gift shop because I was out of cigarettes
Chandler: I was in charge of the cameras! Gift shop?
Joey: Oh hey! You got my parents gift! (Holds it up.)
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, you dont want to do that, then youre gonna get stuck with Rachel and she exchanges every gift she ever gets.
[Scene: Phoebes birthday, shes taking the hippity-hop to Ursulas apartment as a gift. She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it.]
Phoebe: That’s right, I've prepared a song for Emma. From my heart to hers. For there’s no greater gift, than the gift of music. (she starts singing) Emma! Your name poses a dilemma. 'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma! Maybe the actor Richard Crenna, he played the commanding officer in Rambo. Happy birthday Emma!
Mrs. Green: Well uh, I dont have a gift because I wasnt invited until the last minute, but thank you so much for bringing that to everyones attention.
Phoebe: Now give me my real gift.
Chandler: Big picture please! So I was in the gift shop, and thats when I uh, saw this. (He holds up a little, tiny baby jumper that reads I (heart) New York.) Yeah, yknow what? I thought anything that can fit into this, cant be scary.
Rachel: Mom thats okay that you didnt get you a gift!
Rachel: Oh we did, but my mom got us the greatest gift of all.
Phoebe: I feel really strongly about this, Rachel. Please, don't use this gift certificate. I'm asking you as a friend.
Rachel: Oh, hi. I have a massage appointment under Rachel Green, and here is my gift certificate.
Mike: Also a good gift? Underwear.
Phoebe: 'Dear Ms. Buffay. Thank you for calling attention to our error. We have credited your account with five hundred dollars. We're sorry for the inconvenience, and hope you'll accept this- (Searches in her purse) -football phone as our free gift.' Do you believe this?! Now I have a thousand dollars, and a football phone!
Monica: Good? Didn�t you hear them...I was great! Thank you so much for making me do this. That�s is the best gift ever.
Rachel: Oh, it's a gift certificate to this new SPA in SOHO.
Phoebe: Thank you. (she tears up the gift certificate)
(Ross enters with a gift for the baby.)
Joey: (throws down a small wad of money, and as his hand twin starts to unfold it, Joey once again brings attention to their special gift to the world. {Y'know, looking at it now, they really don't have that similar of hands. Joey's are bigger.}) Ooh-ho-ho! (The dealer stares at him and he stops.)
Ross: Thank you so much for that gift!
Phoebe: Okay, what did we say was your one gift to us?
Quartet: Your no God's gift to women, that's all in your headdddd. You are just a buttmunch.
Chandler: Now that's so funny, because last Christmas I got the gift of space. We should get them together and make a continuum.
Chandler: We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, but now we understand you were doing this.
Monica: Yes! Yes! And I think that the first gift that Rachel opens should be from the grandmother of the baby, because youre the most important person in this room. And in the world!
David: Okay, okay, okay. (Gets ready to sweep, and then picks up a laptop computer) Y'know what, this was just really expensive. (Puts it down elsewhere. Then picks up a microscope) And I'll take- this was a gift. (Moves it)
Rachel: No, no dont get mad because lookthis is what happened. So I-I started packing, then I realized, "What am I doing? I am lousy at packing!" Right? But you love packing! So, as a gift to you, on our last night, ta-da!
Front Desk Clerk: As a wedding gift to you, the hotel would like to give you the honeymoon suite.
Joey: Okay, I wanted to surprise you, but for your house-warming gift, I got you a baby-chick and a baby-duck!
Joey: Look, you and I have been given a gift. Okay? We have to do something with it. Like-like, hand modeling! Huh? Or-or magic! And you know NASA's gonna wanna talk to us!
Rachel: And your horoscope says, "On the fifth a special someone is going to give you a gift."