words in movies
Rachel: Thank God. Food. (She goes to answer the door.)
Pizza Guy: Yeah. This one goes across the street, I must have given him yours. Oh, bonehead, bonehead!
[Scene: The Emergency Room, Joey is miming hockey pucks kitting foreheads. Chandler realises it's getting tense and goes to the receptionist again.]
(Monica hugs her goes and hugs her)
[Rachel and Phoebe walk into the kitchen. Monica comes out of the bathroom and goes over to Ross.]
Ross: Okay? (goes into the living room)
Rachel: Thank you. (She goes to take off her make-up and screams in pain) Oww!!!! God!
Monica: Windows are clean, candels are lit. Uh, belt's to tight, gotta change the belt. Did I turn the fish? (goes over to the kitchen to check on the dinner) No, cause I made lasagne. (to Rachel) Am I out of control?
(He goes over and sits down at the counter, all depressed.)
Rachel: Joey? Could you get that? (There is no answer and she goes and opens the door to Joey.) What are you doing here? I thought you were in your room?
Rachel: Phoebe! (goes back to the window)
(She goes in, and sees Jason without his shirt. It turns out that he has a great body too, and is at a loss for words.)
(She goes over to the snack table, and Joey quickly runs over and pours her a cup of coffee.)
Chandler: Nothin! This is the nine millionth ring store weve been too and I cant find the perfect ring! (Goes over to another display counter and starts pointing at rings.) Ugly ring! Ugly ring! Ugly ring! (Notices that one of the jewelers is watching him.) Its a beautiful selection. (The jeweler walks away slowly.)
Chandler: See, I told you they dont swim. (He goes to take it out)
(He goes up on stage, mimes like he's giving the speech, and Chandler takes his picture. However, before he gets down everyone starts clinking their glasses for a real speech.)
Ross: Okay, each team will answer ten questions. The first team that answers the most questions wins. Okay, the categories are, Fears and Pet Peeves, Ancient History, Literature, and Its All Relative. Now, the coin toss to see who goes first. (He flips the coin and they all watch it hit the table and stop. Then they all look up at him, to see who goes first.) Okay, somebody call it this time.
Rachel: Petty... (goes into her room)
Ross: (running to the door) Oh, mine! Mine! Mine! (to everyone) Okay, here goes. Prepare yourselves for some Class A flirting.
Ursula: All right, hang on! (She takes the note, goes back into her apartment and slams the door shut.)
Rachel: Oh, you go out with him. (goes over and hugs her)
Ursula: (disgusted) Hang on. (She goes into her apartment and slams the door in Phoebes face.)
(Rachel goes into talk to Chandler.)
Joshua: Anyway, hopefully, Ill see you around sometime. (He goes out the door.)
Ross: Ohh! Thank you! I like mail. (He goes to kiss her again, but she turns away.)
Joey: Or maybe it's because this guy's doing so good they wanna put more people on it. (Chandler pours some juice in a glass.) You should see this guy, Chandler, he goes through two bottles a day.
Ross: Its okay man, be strong. (Chandler goes into the office.)
Phoebe: Oh. (She goes to work, and her head slowly drops out of view.)
Ross: Yeah. (closes the door, and goes over and kisses Rachel.)
Monica: Hey-hey, how goes the dancing? Gay yet?
Phoebe: Wow! My breasts are really strong. (She goes and joins Monica.)
Chandler: You got it! Here we go! Come on! This is great! (Rachel goes over and unlocks the handcuffs) Ahhh! (He starts rubbing his wrist)
Chandler: Goodnight. (Goes to his room.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is scrapping gum off the table as there is a knock on the door. He goes over and opens it.]
ROSS: [his beeper goes off] It's the museum again, can I, oh.
[She goes into her apartment and slams the door.]
Rachel: Id love that. I would loooove (Carol goes to make the coffee and she sits down.) So uh, so where is sweet little Ben? I would love to have a little...
Joey: (pretending to be an announcer) And the winner is Joey Tribbiani! (He then gets excited and goes over to the counter to practice his acceptance speech using a bottle of maple syrup as the award.) Oh Wow! I honestly never expected this. I uh, I didnt prepare a speech. But umm, Id like to thank (Rachel enters quietly) my parents, whove always been there for me. Id also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel
Rachel: Okay. (She goes into her bedroom)
Phoebe: Oh, Ill get it. (goes over to the door.)
(She goes back and forth, not sure what to do first, put the bagel down or grab the key. She finally puts the bagel down and grabs the key and goes over to unlock Joanna.)
Rachel: How are you? (She goes to kiss him on the cheek, but stops because of the dates and pats him on the shoulder.)
David: That's fair, you've had a long trip. (he leaves his seat to Mike, and stands there looking for a chair. He finally goes to Monica and Chandler's table)
(She goes for his magazine and he grabs it away before she reaches it. But she was only using the magazine as a decoy because she grabs his cookie and coffee, takes a bite out of the cookie and drinks some of the coffee.)
Rachel: Oh, I know... I still have my old key! (She goes in to get it and comes back with her keys) We can just unlock the door.
Monica: God! If youre gonna cry about it! (She grabs the box and goes to through it out.]
Joey: (entering) Hey! (Goes to the fridge.)
Phoebe: Great. (Goes to take the test.)
Monica: (looking out the peephole) Ohh, shes looking down the hall. Oh! She looked right at me! Oh wait, you cant see people through that little hole, can you? (Goes back to the door.) Hello!
Joey: (goes over to Chandler) Hey buddy! Hows it going?
(She exits and Phoebe goes over and sits down at the machine that works your shoulders and tries to do one, which she does, easily.)
(He goes to the bathroom and after he leaves Rachel goes through his coat and grabs the keys along with a $20 bill. The woman from before watches her do this.)
(As Bonnie goes to do just that, Rachel smiles to herself, proud of what shes done.)
Phoebe: Im sorry. (Goes and hugs him)
Rachel: Ooh, I just feel bad, I never vacuum. (She goes into Chandler and Joeys.)
Emily: Okay. (Goes to say hi to the lads.)
Phoebe: God! Ooh! What is that smell? Its coming from the bathroom. Ooh! (She goes to the bathroom.)
Ross: Its worth the pain. (She goes to hug him again.) Yknow what, you know what? Its not.
Chandler: Yeah, I believe I was talking to Joey, alright there, Mother-Kisser? (Goes to the counter)
Rachel: Huh. Well, uh, thats uh, thats interesting. (She goes over and retrieves her note.)
Joey: Yeah. (He goes over to her.)
Phoebe: Ooh yeah! Then umm, what goes on top of the salami?
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, yeah! Hey! Yknow what goes good with that?
(Goes over and picks up the remote.)
[Cut to later, the party is in full swing. Rachel is in the kitchen and Chandler goes over to talk to her.]
Rachel: Ohh! Its so nice to meet you. (She goes over and shakes their hands.) Hello.
Ross: (yelling, thinking Emily can hear him through the answering machine all the way to New York.) I love you too! Im, Im gonna call you right now from the phone booth! (Realises) You cant hear me. (Goes to make his call.)
Monica: All right. (Goes to take off the dress.)
Joshua: Man, I could really flash somebody in this thing. (He goes to put his hands in his pockets.)
Chandler: I confronted her, and she didnt deny it! (Pause) I dont live here! (Goes back into his apartment and they all follow him.)
(He goes over to hug her.)
Rachel: Oh, okay! (She goes to answer the door.)
(She goes down the hall. Joshua goes to put the food away when his parents walk in.)
Rachel: Ugh. (She goes over and lays her head on Phoebes lap.)
PHOEBE: Ok. Listen, just don't say anything about me, ok. [goes over and grabs the phone that's sitting by Monica]
Rachel: Okay. (Joshua goes inside and to Chandler.) Every time.
Joey: Shhh! (Pause) Man, you made me lose it! (He goes into the map again.)
Rachel: Yeah. (She goes out to join her in the hall and starts looking for the dropped socks.)
Ross: Ok, ok, ok, ok, here goes. You know, I, you know, can't do this. Uh, this is too weird. I feel stupid.
Ross: Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.
[Scene: Central Perk. Everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is there. Ross's beeper goes off and everyone exept him react.]
Joey: (standing up) I will sit with you Dr. Geller. (He goes over to his table and they shake hands.)
Monica: Yeah, but I love you more. Besides yknow, nothing goes with Bing. So Im screwed. I mean (Rachel hands Emma to Monica.) Oh, hi Emma. Yeah, thats you. Youre our little Em. Oh whats that honey? What? Oh, you want a little cousin? (To Chandler) You want a cousin right now?!
Joey: Im sorry man, I didntIm-Im sorry. Im sorry. (Goes over and comforts him.)
(Monica goes back underwater as Joey re-enters.)
(He goes over and opens the door to reveal Monica holding a plate of cookies and a fan to blow the smell across the hall.)
Joey: (gets very angry) Damnit Carl! (Carl goes to say something more, and Joey silences him with a grunt.)
(Rachel kisses him, and goes upstairs. After shes gone, Ross frantically tries to find and read the Does it? part.)
Chandler: Fine! (goes into his room and slams the door, then he slams the bottom half of the door.)
Rachel: Thats all right. (He goes to get her a soda.) And so it begins.
(The single light flickers and goes out. Leaving the room in total darkness.)
(She goes over and kisses Chandler.)
(He goes into the kitchen.)
(She heads for the kitchen door and just after she goes through the door )
(They all leave the apartment. Joey helps Chandler with the stroller in the hallway, while Monica and Rachel have their arms around each other. Everybody walks downstairs to Central Perk. The camera goes inside the apartment again, and it pans around. We see the keys on the counter, and the final shot is of the frame around the peephole. The screen fades to black.)
(He goes to the bathroom and Phoebe puts some pepper and salt on her food. With the salt she takes a bit and throws it over her left shoulder as she faces us.)
[Scene: The beach house, its the same scene from the end of last year, with Ross in front of the two doors of Rachels and Bonnies rooms, trying to decide which door to choose. He finally chooses the one his right and goes in.]
Carol: What? (Goes and checks.)
(Rachel goes into her room and closes the door. Which allows Monica to let Chandler out of her room.)
Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel)
Chandler: So, thanks for having me over! Rach. (Goes over, grabs her, and kisses her.) Pheebs. (After a moment while he decides how to kiss her around her belly, grabs her and kisses her.)
(They try to stop him, not sure of what he's planning. He ignores them and goes to talk to Ross.)
(He goes to pull up his pants, but can't seem to get them past his knees. He frantically tries to pull them up to no avail. Panic sets in.)